Whats the difference between an orphan and a pencil , People actually have a use for one of them
Depressed procrastinators feel like they wanna kill themselves sometime soon
Autoerotic asphyxiation because hanging in there can be hard
How do cows get there milk the moo market
I ran into a kid today now im in jail and i lost ma drivers license
Stop hating on pedophiles. At least they're good babysitters.
Do you know Biden. Biden on these nuts
It's a tower No it's a plane Me: nope it's 9/11
Thank god I went on the tenth
The more suicidal people there are, the less suicidal people there are... Woah.
Whats the difference between apples and orphans
Orphans dont get picked
Where has God existed outside of a man's awareness of him?
What's the difference between a hooker and a burrito? I don't eat burritos
One day my mom told me not to be an acter i said but mommy i will make alot of money!
What's the difference between a dog and a foster child?
A dog doesn't run to the police after you beat it
McDonalds And the Twin towers are alike McDonalds has a drive through and the Twin Towers has a fly through
he had curse of vanishing
I was at a restaurant and a waitress yelled "dose anyone know CPR" i said "i know the whole alphabet"everyone laughed and laughed well everyone except one.
A man wakes from a coma. His wife changes out of her black clothes and, irritated, remarks, “I really cannot depend on you in anything, can I!
Oooh, I fall apart Oooh, yeah, mmhmm She told me that I'm not enough, yeah And she left me with a broken heart, yeah She fooled me twice and it's all my fault, yeah She cut too deep, now she left me scarred, yeah Now there's too many thoughts goin' through my brain, yeah And now I'm takin' these shots like it's Novocaine, yeah Oooh, I fall apart Down to my core Oooh, I fall apart Down to my core Oooh, didn't know it before Surprised when you caught me off guard All this damn jewelry I bought You was my shorty, I thought Never caught a feelin' this hard Harder than the liquor I pour Tell me you don't want me no more But I can't let go Everybody told me so Feelin' like I sold my soul Devil in the form of a whore Devil in the form of a whore You said it No, you said it No, you said it We'd be together Oooh, I fall apart Down to my core Oooh, I fall apart Down to my core Oooh, didn't know it before Surprised when you caught me off guard All this damn jewelry I bought You was my shorty, I thought Ice keep pourin' and the drink keep flowin' Try to brush it off but it keep on goin' Covered in scars and I can't help showin' Whippin' in the foreign and the tears keep blowin' Ice keep droppin' and the drink keep flowin' Try to brush it off but it keep on goin' All these scars, can't help from showin' Whippin' in the foreign and the tears keep blowin', yeah Oooh, I fall apart Down to my core Oooh, I fall apart Down to my core Oooh, didn't know it before Surprised when you caught me off guard All this damn jewelry I bought You was my shorty, I thought