Why can't orphans really play baseball?
Because when they do, all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.
Worst Jokes Ever
What happens if you inhale too much nitrous oxide (laughing gas)?
You die of laughter.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nacho.
Nacho who?
Nacho Cheese!
It would be pretty funny if something that's not a joke was the most liked thing. It would be pretty funny, I think, lol. Just a little funny, lol.
Me and my emo group were walking down to the tree and somebody yelled, "Don't leave me!"
How did the rich save the poor?
They didn't let them in the Titanic.
Yo mama so fat, her cheeks are in different time zones.
Why did Hitler turn to genocide after a failed career as an artist?
He never learned to mix the colors.
Yo mama so fat...
She's the iceberg who sunk the Titanic!
Dad: If you study, then I will buy you a new iPhone.
Son: Okay, I'll do it!
5 hours later...
Son: I'm done!
Dad: I lied.
Son: So did I!
I would make a joke about Silver the Hedgehog... but it's no use!
"Suicide bomber kills 44 people in Pakistan mosque." Damn, that's a crazy K/D. He must be hacking.
What's Joe Biden's favorite arcade game?
Space Invaders.
Me calling the orphan kid from school: "Hello, are your parents home?"
The orphan kid: *starts sobbing* "STOP CALLING HERE!"
What do you call a boy Panera Bread?
Panera Balls.
What do a banana and shampoo have in common?
Ur mom.
What's the difference between an umbrella and a tree?
I don't know.
What do you call it when Panera Bread is running away?
Panera fled.
What do you call a piece of paper? A piece of paper.
If abortion is murder, is jerking off genocide?
