Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't religion and science agree?
Because science creates skyscrapers, and religion combines with skyscrapers.
Your forehead is so big someone thought it was a billboard.
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Because it's finger lickin' good!
What do you call a disabled person who deals drugs?
A wheel dealer.
READ THIS OUT LOUD:
This is this cat.
This is is cat.
This is how cat.
This is to cat.
This is keep cat.
This is an cat.
This is idiot cat.
This is a busy cat.
This is for cat.
This is forty cat this is seconds cat.
NOW- go back and read the third word from each line from the start.
When you tell an orphan, "I did your mom in your home," and they start crying.
Me: You f&*k up.
The class: Oh sh!&
Q: What kinda bees give milk?
A: Boobees.
Your face is crustier than the Sahara Desert.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water.
Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter.
I got a pen for my baby sister. Best trade I made so far.
What's a cannibal's favorite snack?
Men toes! 😂🤣
I'm no astronomer, but I’m pretty sure the Earth revolves around the sun... not you.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
The apples get picked.
My battery lasted longer than your sad, depressing life.
Why can't America play Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
Guys, we should stop doing orphan jokes, their parents will be wait......... continue.
Teacher: Stand up if you think you are stupid.
After a while, a student stands up.
Teacher: So you think you are stupid?
Student: No, I'm not stupid. I just felt bad because you were standing by yourself.
Give a man a match, he'll be warm for a few hours. Light him on fire, he'll be warm the rest of his life.
Are you the Twin Towers? Because you made my heart explode.
Your hairline is so far gone that it looks like someone dropped a nuclear bomb on it.