dont tell me i haven't got balls i just happen to wear mine mine on my chest and i can guarantee they're a lot bigger than yours
have you heard about the pokemon called rhy rhy rhyde on deez nuts
Today I saw a little boy wearing rags sitting on a curb I said, "Awww, are you an orphan"? He said, "Yes, what gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
Why did the orphan try to get hurt
Because than they would get surrounded with people who care about him
He looks around no one is there
you know why orphan can't play baseball, cause they cant find home.
why are the twin towers mad? they ordered burgers but what they got was plane
What do you call something that has 50 legs but can't walk, 25 disabled people
I hate Russian dolls. They're so full of themselves.
What does a plug do when he's horny?
He jacks off!
what's the cool thing about bringing a pack of gum or a shotgun to school.
when you pull one out everybody wants to be your friend. :)
Put a kid in a wheel chair in a the twin towers, damn I love Hot wheels
A young boy asked his Dad was it true that we come from a Stork?... Dad said.. it is Son.. Son says.. who fucks a Stork ?.
idk why, but every 911 joke i've heard always comes crashing down.
What is a prostitutes favorite form of traffic control?
Speed Humps
Yo little sister pussy taste so GOOD on my TONGUE
less Depresso more espresso, i'm still depressed but now im fast.
Q: What did the emo kid say to the other emo kid
A: I like ya cut g
my teacher asked me what my favirote number was yesterday and i said 2977, i chose 91 for my football jersey number and sharpied a 1 after the other 1, and my teacher mr jacksons dad died in 9/11 and when he was talking about it friday the 9th i threw a paper airplane at him and got suspended for 3 days starting monday
I would make a joke about your mom, but cows are sacred in my country.
haha the joke is me
