Worst Jokes Ever
Why do Catholic priests make the best cocksuckers for gay and bisexual men that are members of the Catholic Church?
Because there are glory holes inside of the confessional booths.
Food makers are proudly presenting human flesh-made foods. Donate your useless friends and family to us because we're saving lives.
T and C apply. This is only in the best shops in your town, or down the road, or in your country. 1 like = 1 family member donated 'cause we're saving lives😎😎
Today I went to the doctor for a test, and he said I have 10 months to live.
So later that day I stabbed him to death, and the judge sentenced me for 15 years in prison. Problem solved!
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
You're so poor, you lick postcards for food.
You're so poor, you like postcards for food.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Both can't see their parents.
I saw a monkey outside of school and said, "Look, a monkey!" I got expelled the next day.
Read my name.
Your hairline goes so far back you have to wear sunscreen.
I left my boots on in the river, and I drowned.
The earth was flat until they buried your mom.
I love teaching students
how to make them harm themselves.
Red, black, blue. The colors of life.
Yo mama so stupid, she brought a giant spoon to the Super Bowl.
How do you get rid of a fat ghost? You exercise it.
You know what orphans and I have in common? Our dads both left for the milk.
Yo mama so fat, when I swerved to miss her, I ran out of gas.
Hang in there, you all, Literally.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be Wanted.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.
Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.
What is an orphan’s least favorite song? "We are Family."
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? "Family Guy."
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? "Meet the Parents."
What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.
Next: Inappropriate Jokes
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin.
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.
Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away?