Worst Jokes Ever
You smash me so hard, I gave her the D.
What do you call a sped kid in a wheelchair that caught on fire?
Hot Wheels.
The orphan tried to play baseball, but he couldn't get home because home doesn't exist for him.
Jack and Jill went up the hill. So Jack could lick her candy.
But Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock.
Because Jill's real name was Randy.
How did the gay girl die? Homicide.
Your forehead is so big, your mom spent half of the time in the delivery room giving birth to just your head.
I went to visit my childhood home. I asked the owners if I could come in for some nostalgic memories. They said no and slammed the door on me. My parents are so mean.
So Mungus.
Your hairline's so far back even Bill Nye the Science Guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don't find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on outings.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
I went to the store the other day and scanned an emo's arm.
It gave me a discount!
Your forehead is so big, your entire face is on your chin.
Your hairline bent like the relationship with your mom and dad.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
I’m sorry you look like my old beat up shoe.
You're so poor, even the store didn't let you buy anything free.
Last post for today, but I had to say one more thing! Tomorrow I am going to Six Flags, and I am literally so excited! It is going to be so much fun. Hope you guys have a good MLK JR. day! Woohooo!
Dentist: Open up, sir.
Me: So... I hate my life, my family, my sisters, my dog, my cat, and I tried to take a bath with my toaster, but my dog took it. That's why I hate my dog. And my cat died trying to chew my rope; it choked... Yea.
Dentist: I... meant your mouth... so I can clean your teeth.
Me: :O Ohhhh, my bad.
Dentist: Do you need help??
Me: Yep.
Dentist: ...
Me: ....
Why did the orphan cross the road? (Not to see his mom or dad.)
The emo tried to high five the tree, but the tree just left him hanging.