Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a low budget terrorist attack?
7/11
Me: Pretend your name is “puberty.”
Friend: Ok?
Me: I'mma hit puberty!
*hits my friend*
Me: The last time I used Duolingo was when the dinosaurs went extinct.
Duolingo: Lemme send my twins 2 go 2 ur houze (I got sideways8 twins)
The cemetery is so crowded, people are just dying to get in.
I got kicked out of the library because I put the woman's right book in the non-fiction section.
When you call the Middle Eastern suicide hotline, they ask you if you can fly a plane.
A boy in nursery asked a girl out. She ran away crying in fear, so he just went back to teaching.
Gay people when the GPS asks them to go straight.
Why did the idiot post so many 9/11 jokes?
Answer: Because his mom is a whore!
What do you say if you want to borrow your black sister's foundation? "Got any lighter shades?"
What do you say to a black midget?
Wanna a shower? You look like you got splashed by a muddy puddle.
The only difference between my grandma and the Twin Towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.
There was a girl called Millie, and she had sexy blond hair, and she wanted to chase me, but I told her she had to catch me first if she loves me.
What do you call a blond with half a brain? Gifted.
What do you call an autistic army special forces?
Lynching is just another word for "hanging around."
How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
I'll tell you tomorrow!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Pregnant teen: I'm pregnant, my mum's gonna kill me.
Unborn baby: My mum's gonna kill me.
Why do orphans like boomerangs so much?
Because they come back.