Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

My grandmother made her passage on a boat. The thing wasn’t the only thing that went down.

Why do black people call each other brothers? Because they don't know who their fathers are.

When your boy tries to have a bad day while you're on your period:

Oh, you have a cold? How rude of me. I just laid an egg, and now my body is ripping down the walls of my uterus. But can I get you a tissue?

What do you call a person in America that is not a retard?

A foreign exchange student.

Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes.

When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.

Beethoven composed his whole life.

What did he do in the afterlife? He decomposed! Har har har har har har.

What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?

The 89th floor.

When you ask for plastic surgery, they said, "We could not fix you, but the only way is to wear a mask to fix your ugly face."