Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Yo, your hairline so messed up God said your hairline on the cross getting hit on that cross.

An orphan entered the high school for the first time. He has no knowledge of the school. He went to the secretary and asked where he shall go. The secretary then gave the orphan a schedule and said to the orphan, “Where is homeroom?” The secretary then asked which homeroom number he was assigned, and he said "1." The orphan then started to weep and said that his parents died right as he stole his first base in baseball.

I have no dad, no milk, and no mom, so that means no tits, like if you can relate.

If a fly loses its wings, is it now a walk? Wait a minute, I found out a mind blower. So the 🌎 is the 3rd planet from the sun, doesn't that mean all countries are called the 3rd country of 🌎? If I get 10 likes, I'll do one mind-blowing fact daily.

My teacher asked us what sex is. My friend, Bobby, got up and said in a loud, clear voice, "Sex is a temptation caused by a sensation, where a boy puts his location into a woman's destination to increase the population of the next generation. Do you understand my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?" The teacher shot him 23 times before she fainted.

"It's not a war crime if you invade a country with oil."

-Sun Tzu, Art of War

"Remember, switching to your pistol is always faster than reloading."

- Sun Tzu, The Art of War.

"If two sides in a battlefield read my book, there will be no winner."

Sun Tzu, The Art of War.

"You can drink drinks, but you can't food foods."

-Sun Tzu, The Art Of Food

"Buy a man an airplane ticket, he will fly once. Throw a man off an airplane and he will fly for the rest of his life."

- Sun Tzu

"If your enemy is kicking your ass, blame it on the lag."

-- Sun Tzu, The Art of War

Why do orphans use water for cereal? Cause their dad never came back with the milk.

When you forget the pinata at the birthday party. The kids: "Aww man." But the emo kid just hung himself. Kids: "Yaaaaayyy." Parents: "Adjust, improvise, overcome, that is the way."