My sister’s birthday is on 9-11, when she opened her presents she jumped up with explosion
Teacher- "I'll call your mother" Orphan- "go on, see if she picks up
Everytime i tell a 911 joke, it bombs
Teacher:i am a orphan Students:oof Teacher:is there anyone missing Students:your parents
Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can't get home
What is the biggest lie ever? I have read and agreed to the terms and conditions.
Why are orphans so bad at doge ball
They don’t have a home to run to
Why do orphans hate dodgeball
No one misses them
The suicide hotline didn't even give me advice on how to kill myself. Not helpful at all
How do you surprise a blind man? Leave the plunger in the toilet
Lucifer is caged by Jesus, cuz he got tired of being alone on a pedestal.
If I tell you, "Jesus is the trickster." Am I, or is he?
Why did the depressed person rob a bank? Because you're not killing yourself if a cop does it for you!
Thank you so much for helping me get to 20 followers! I'm so happy, even time I look at my followers going up, it makes me so happy. I can't wait to keep posting other things on here! <3
What is the difference between an iPhone and an orphan...
A iPhone has a button to go home
what movie do orphans hate : home
I gave an emo kid money He gave me the great depresson
have u ever seen the pokemon called ryh... rhydon these nuts
The emo kid tried to give the tree high five but the tree left him hanging.
l like ur mom naked
