Worst Jokes Ever
I'm so depressed, I gave my therapist trauma.
Your hairline couldn't be seen even if it was glowing.
Why don't molestation victims speak up about their trauma? Because it's a touchy topic.
Why do people have a lot of money and they have to spend it on jewelry 24/7 all the time?
What do you call 6 gay men in WW2?
Rainbow Six Siege.
Man from 2001 just called. They want a tower back.
Hey, 2001 just called.
They want their towers back.
Why do people consume "Laxatives"?
Answer: So that they can take a "Shit", STUPID!
Me: I saw your parents yesterday.
Orphan girl: Where?
Me: The coffin was still open.
What's black and white and red all over? An American School.
Bruh, don't be punny.
(True story) Today I was bringing some tortilla chips upstairs for some chips and dip, and I dropped them, so my mom goes “Oh, now they’re broken.”
And I took an opportunity to make a pun, so I said, “No, they’re just chipped.”
The earth used to be flat.
Till they buried yo mama.
What do parents feeding their kids and terrorists have in common?
“Here comes the airplane!”
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? One of them gets picked.
Hello, I am back with more mind-blowing facts.
1. Why are cookies called cookies and bacon called bacon when you bake cookies and cook bacon?
2. If you tuck your shirt into your trousers and it is called tucking your shirt in, does that mean if your shirt is over your trousers, doesn't that mean it's called tucking your trousers into your shirt?
Flat girls be like, "I will have breasts in the future." This is to all the flat girls: you will never get it.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
You're so fat when you walk into the mall, you *are* the mall.
Your hairline receded just like your father did years ago.