jack and jill went up the hill to do it in the water. jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter
please like this. i bet my friend 20 bucks that i would get to 15 likes before him
How do woman make you a millionaire?
When your a billionaire.
Who are the worlds fastest readers? The 9/11 suicide jumpers, they went through 110 stories in 5 seconds. Sorry.
All my 9/11 jokes crash and burn
wana hear a joke, ME.
All my friends live in a forest. its called Aokigahara
Did you know Helen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? No, and neither did she
What movie do orphan’s hate? Full house đźŹ
me: i have depression
someone: u should get out more! go outside
me: *goes to the beach* now its a tropical depression
Walter white
What happens when you fail to be an emo you dont make the cut
(amazing pick up line) yoo what if we got matching tattoos u get 2 towers and i get a plane, Bc i crashed right into ur life ;)
Where do orphans get there stuff from?
The reject shop
Why is the us so bad at clash Royale because they already lost two towers
Why was the baby Dinosaur an orphan?
His family was blown up by meteors
technoblade never got a wife
Whats the difference between a orphan and a apple?
Apples get picked.
if i had a dollar for every time you said something smart id be broke
2 times 4 equals 18
You look good now, but you’d look better hanging from my ceiling. ;)
