I keep getting these letters from this little girl every year on Father's Day. I told the orphanage to stop letting her send these.
Worst Jokes Ever
What do you say to a depressed person on the ceiling?
Hang in there!
Imagine this scenario: a doctor walks in and tells the patient that he has all the illnesses in the world like this: "You have depression, diarrhea, cancer,... etc." and then the last one on the list is that he is deaf.
One day a teacher says: "What does a pig give us?"
A student says: "Bacon!"
The teacher says: "Good! Now, what does a chicken give us?"
A student says: "Eggs!"
The teacher says: "Good! Now, what does a fat cow give us?"
A student says: "Homework!"
The whole class laughs.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Baseball, because they finally have a home.
I tried to search stuff about 9/11 for a research project, but it didn’t work... I guess the site crashed.
What's the difference between a baseball game and an orphan?
There's a home to go back to.
You're so fake, Barbie was jealous of you!
You're so ugly, when you went to the makeup store, it shut down.
Why do orphans want to be criminals?
To be wanted.
Hairline look like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
Bin Laden's relatives were killed in a plane crash, lol.
What's with all the orphan jokes? Kinda sus. #fbi
I saw a kid crying yesterday, so I asked him, "Where are your parents?"
Bad move, I got fired from my job at the Orphanage.
Yo momma's titty milk taste like Captain Crunch.
What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite song currently?
"Under the Sea" by The Little Mermaid!
How many times was Osama bin Laden shot?
911 times.
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You know some of these jokes took me 9 minutes and 11 seconds to realize. When I did, it hit me like a plane.
