Worst Jokes Ever

Did you hear Palpatine is sewing Nike?

Stole his slogan, just do it!

How did Anakin get away with cheating?

By choking on his wife!

What does Yoda say when he’s at the strip club?

"Dirty bitch, you are."

Damn! Really stole my friend's glasses. Well, now they're blind, but not really, they're dead.

Why do orphans hate hide and seek?

Their parents went to play hide and seek years ago.

What's the traditional food of Black Jews? - Kosher watermelon...

Is someone who is tardy again actually "retardy"?

Why did the rapper become a chef?

Because he wanted to cook up some FIRE BARS!

I'm not calling you a slut, I'm calling you a penny: two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants.

What did the kid without hands get for Christmas? - I don't know, he still didn't open his present...

"Just ditched a woman. Feelin' good!" -Techno

"When God sends me to hell... I want him to hesitate." -Techno

The Twilight fanbase.

Why did the rapper go to the zoo?

To study the FLOW of the WILD.

What's a rapper's favorite kind of tree?

CYPRESS HILL.

Why did the rapper become a barber?

Because he loved to drop FRESH CUTS.

What's a rapper's favorite instrument?

The MIC-DROPHONE!

What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?

MC Skillet.

Why did the rapper refuse to play cards?

Because he was tired of dealing with all the jokers.

Why did the rapper go to the beach?

To drop some FLOW-TIDE!