Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a nun on a bike?
Virgin Mobile.
I was at a train station and a woman ran up to me and asked, "Is this train running on time?" I said, "No, it runs on steam and coal."
What do you call a rapper who becomes a chef?
A LYRICAL COOK!
Why don't rappers ever become chefs?
Because they can't stop droppin' the beet!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get a degree in RHYMEOLOGY!
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their ICE.
Why was the rapper always calm?
Because he had a lot of chill flows.
BlessedBrian's autobiography would be titled "The Adventure of Watching Paint Dry."
I would roast BlessedBrian, but it seems LIFE already did a thorough job.
Did you hear Palpatine is sewing Nike?
Stole his slogan, just do it!
How did Anakin get away with cheating?
By choking on his wife!
What does Yoda say when he’s at the strip club?
"Dirty bitch, you are."
Damn! Really stole my friend's glasses. Well, now they're blind, but not really, they're dead.
Why do orphans hate hide and seek?
Their parents went to play hide and seek years ago.
What's the traditional food of Black Jews? - Kosher watermelon...
Is someone who is tardy again actually "retardy"?
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to cook up some FIRE BARS!
I'm not calling you a slut, I'm calling you a penny: two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants.
What did the kid without hands get for Christmas? - I don't know, he still didn't open his present...
"Just ditched a woman. Feelin' good!" -Techno