911 jokes
Who says “white men can't jump?” They certainly did when the twin towers were falling.
My dad died in 9/11, and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane, next to Soul Plane.
Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1! #justice
9/11 pilots are the best readers.
They went through 30 stories in less than an hour.
How many Karens does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one...to call 911 and demand a cop come do something about the intimidating blackness.
What do the Twin Towers and gender have in common? There used to be two of them, but now it's a sensitive topic.
Hey, let’s go, we are heading for the Towers!
Wait, what?
Call 911!
Two hunters are in the woods and one falls to the ground.
Terrified, he dials 911 and says, “Help! I think my friend is dying. What do I do?” The nurse says, “I need you to make sure he’s dead.” The hunter replies, “Ok, I’ll be right back.” The nurse is startled after hearing a gunshot. The hunter comes back and says, “I checked. Now what do I do?” The nurse replies, “I need you to make sure his heart has completely stopped.” She is startled when she hears the sound of a taser. The hunter comes back and says, “What’s next?” The nurse replies, “I need you to make sure his brain has completely shut down.” The nurse is once again startled when she hears the sound of a bone being crushed by what seemed to be a hammer. The hunter comes back and asks, “Anything else?” The nurse says, “Nope. That’s it.”
What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?
Pizza deliveries get their orders right.
They say there is strength in numbers. Tell that to the people in the World Trade Center.
It took me 9.11 seconds to realize.
What is the difference between a cow and 9/11?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite football team? New York Jets!!!
Roses are red, violets are violet,
My dad died in 9/11, he was a great pilot!
My Grandpa was supposed to be in 9/11, but airport security got him.
Where is the building I was in, and why is there a plane?
What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?
Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!
The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got too violent, and now their sister (World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption, and the planes were given back to their owners.
The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! 😮 You could say they dialed that correctly.
Osama Spin Laden, dropping beats like the twin towers.