911 jokes
What's the worst time to fly a plane?
Biden did 9/10.
My birthday's on September 11th, I'm gonna turn the fuck up and throw a banger! Then rub my tits in birthday cake frosting!!! WOOOOOOOOO!
How many times did Rob O'Neill shoot Bin Laden? 911 times.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite football team? New York Jets!!!
9/11 sale
How do terrorists feed their babies?
"Here comes the aeroplane!"
Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.
Why is ten afraid? Because he’s in between nine and eleven.
America's police phone number is 911 because that is the day they lost everything.
WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
Why couldn't the blonde dial 911?
She couldn't find the 11.
Hey, let’s go, we are heading for the Towers!
Wait, what?
Call 911!
Where is the building I was in, and why is there a plane?
What would you do if you see a guy suffocating from the heat? I would call and dial 911, holy shit!
It was September 10, 2001, when I stayed up watching TV shows.
I woke up late for work at The World Trade Center, but it was burning. I said out loud, "I was late! I'm happy I was late to work! I mean... I could've di-" I was then beaten and bruised by the emergency services.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
How do you know that Americans hate exercise?
9/11. How else do you explain hundreds of them jumping to their death rather than taking the stairs?
My grandpa was a great pilot, but he died on September 11, 2001.
I hate the 9/11 jokes; my dad and grandpa were killed.
My dad was one hell of a pilot.
Grandpa was a hell of a planner.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers in the world?
Because they went through 90 stories in just 10 seconds!
My dad was in the plane in 9/11, and he was the smart one that convinced everyone. He said, "We're fucked."