911 jokes
Why couldn't the blonde dial 911?
She couldn't find the 11.
Where is the building I was in, and why is there a plane?
Hey, let’s go, we are heading for the Towers!
Wait, what?
Call 911!
WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
What's the worst time to fly a plane?
Biden did 9/10.
My birthday's on September 11th, I'm gonna turn the fuck up and throw a banger! Then rub my tits in birthday cake frosting!!! WOOOOOOOOO!
Apparently terrorists and Japs are the same; they both went kamikaze.
I don't know why, but every 911 joke I've heard always comes crashing down.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
911.
911 who?
You said you would never forget.
What would you do if you see a guy suffocating from the heat? I would call and dial 911, holy shit!
How do terrorists feed their babies?
"Here comes the aeroplane!"
How many times did Rob O'Neill shoot Bin Laden? 911 times.
It was September 10, 2001, when I stayed up watching TV shows.
I woke up late for work at The World Trade Center, but it was burning. I said out loud, "I was late! I'm happy I was late to work! I mean... I could've di-" I was then beaten and bruised by the emergency services.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
How do you know that Americans hate exercise?
9/11. How else do you explain hundreds of them jumping to their death rather than taking the stairs?
My grandpa was a great pilot, but he died on September 11, 2001.
I hate the 9/11 jokes; my dad and grandpa were killed.
My dad was one hell of a pilot.
Grandpa was a hell of a planner.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers in the world?
Because they went through 90 stories in just 10 seconds!
Best friend makes joke about 9/11.
Me: My pop was a part of that!
Best friend: So sorry!
Me: My pop was the pilot of the plane, he flew through 89 floors.