911 jokes
Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.
Why is ten afraid? Because he’s in between nine and eleven.
Apparently terrorists and Japs are the same; they both went kamikaze.
How many times did Rob O'Neill shoot Bin Laden? 911 times.
What's the worst time to fly a plane?
Biden did 9/10.
My birthday's on September 11th, I'm gonna turn the fuck up and throw a banger! Then rub my tits in birthday cake frosting!!! WOOOOOOOOO!
Hey, let’s go, we are heading for the Towers!
Wait, what?
Call 911!
Where is the building I was in, and why is there a plane?
WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
911.
911 who?
You said you would never forget.
I don't know why, but every 911 joke I've heard always comes crashing down.
What would you do if you see a guy suffocating from the heat? I would call and dial 911, holy shit!
It was September 10, 2001, when I stayed up watching TV shows.
I woke up late for work at The World Trade Center, but it was burning. I said out loud, "I was late! I'm happy I was late to work! I mean... I could've di-" I was then beaten and bruised by the emergency services.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
How do you know that Americans hate exercise?
9/11. How else do you explain hundreds of them jumping to their death rather than taking the stairs?
My grandpa was a great pilot, but he died on September 11, 2001.
I hate the 9/11 jokes; my dad and grandpa were killed.
My dad was one hell of a pilot.
Grandpa was a hell of a planner.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers in the world?
Because they went through 90 stories in just 10 seconds!
My dad was in the plane in 9/11, and he was the smart one that convinced everyone. He said, "We're fucked."
Best friend makes joke about 9/11.
Me: My pop was a part of that!
Best friend: So sorry!
Me: My pop was the pilot of the plane, he flew through 89 floors.