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It was September 10, 2001 when I stayed up watching TV shows. I woke up late to work at The World Trade Center. But it was burning. I said out loud, " I was late! I'm happy I was late to work! I mean.. I could've di-" I was then beaten and bruised by the emergency services.
My grand pa died in 911 he was a grate pilot
my grandpa was a great pilot. but he died. on September 11 2001
How do you know that Americans hate exercise? 9/11. How else do you explain hundreds of them jumping to their death rather than taking the stairs?!
I hate the 9/11 jokes; my dad and grandpa were killed
My dad was one hell of a pilot Grandpa was a hell of a planner
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers in the world? Because they went through 90 stories in just 10 seconds!
Guys my girlfriend calls me: 911 help there’s a strange man in my room and I think he’s on drugs!
She’s so nice
You how they sead weight people can't jump cheak out the 911 videos
What does a 911 call receiver say when they get a call? 9 Juan Juan who this?
my dad was in the plane in 911 and he was the smart one that convinced everyone he said. were fucked
Best friend makes joke about 911 Me my pop was a part of that Best friend so sorry Me my pop was the pilot of he flew through 89 floors
Me:911 I just killed someone Cops:Cool we will not come Me:Why Cops:Don't admit a crime. Phones:*Bang Bang* Me:Well that was 2 crimes done.
Paralyzed Man: * gets up * I’m out of here
Blind Man : Did that paralyzed man just get up
Deaf Man : did that Blind Man see that paralyzed man get up
Mute Man: did that deaf man just hear the blind man see the paralyzed man get up
Dead Man: did that mute man just say did that deaf man just hear the blind man see the paralyzed man get up
“Normal” Man: Did that dead man hear the mute man say didt that deaf man hear the blind man see the paralyzed man get up
Doctor: * calls 911*
911 service: 911 what’s your emergency
Doctor: yes uh, a “normal” person just said taht did that dead man just hear a mute man say did that deaf man just hear the blind man see a paralyzed man get up
911 service: * hangs up*
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abortion is beautiful
your hairline so back it caused 911
what is the difference between 911 and clash royal lol
clash royal still has a towor
How are the faster readers in the world
911 victims the read 80 stories in 10 seconds
11th of September is considered 9/11 in America, The twin towers, fell on 9/11 in 2001, But to call an emergency in America you dial 911! 😮 You could say they dialled that correctly
