WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
Where is the building I was in, and why is there a plane?
It was September 10, 2001, when I stayed up watching TV shows.
I woke up late for work at The World Trade Center, but it was burning. I said out loud, "I was late! I'm happy I was late to work! I mean... I could've di-" I was then beaten and bruised by the emergency services.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
How do you know that Americans hate exercise?
9/11. How else do you explain hundreds of them jumping to their death rather than taking the stairs?
My grandpa was a great pilot, but he died on September 11, 2001.
I hate the 9/11 jokes; my dad and grandpa were killed.
My dad was one hell of a pilot.
Grandpa was a hell of a planner.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers in the world?
Because they went through 90 stories in just 10 seconds!
You know how they said weight people can't jump? Check out the 9/11 videos.
Guys, my girlfriend calls me: "911, help! There’s a strange man in my room and I think he’s on drugs!"
She’s so nice.
Best friend makes joke about 9/11.
Me: My pop was a part of that!
Best friend: So sorry!
Me: My pop was the pilot of the plane, he flew through 89 floors.
My dad was in the plane in 9/11, and he was the smart one that convinced everyone. He said, "We're fucked."
What does a 911 call receiver say when they get a call?
"9 Juan Juan, who this?"
Me: 911, I just killed someone.
Cops: Cool, we will not come.
Me: Why?
Cops: Don't admit a crime.
Phones: *Bang Bang*
Me: Well, that was 2 crimes done.
Paralyzed Man: *gets up* I’m out of here!
Blind Man: Did that paralyzed man just get up?
Deaf Man: Did that Blind Man see that paralyzed man get up?
Mute Man: Did that deaf man just hear the blind man see the paralyzed man get up?
Dead Man: Did that mute man just say did that deaf man just hear the blind man see the paralyzed man get up?
“Normal” Man: Did that dead man hear the mute man say did that deaf man hear the blind man see the paralyzed man get up?
Doctor: *calls 911*
911 service: 911 what’s your emergency?
Doctor: Yes, uh, a “normal” person just said that did that dead man just hear a mute man say did that deaf man just hear the blind man see a paralyzed man get up?
911 service: *hangs up*
Don't ever wanna fuck a dude!!
what is the difference between 911 and clash royal lol
clash royal still has a towor
abortion is beautiful
Your hairline so back it caused 9/11.
What do 9/11 and 911 have in common?
They're twins.
