911

911 jokes

Twin Towers

My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.

Twin Towers

I feel bad for the guy in 9/11 who ordered a salami pizza. Instead, he just got a plane.

Tons of people committed suicide on 9/11 by destroying government property.

Not to mention and by plane.

Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers in the world?

Because they went through 90 stories in just 10 seconds!

Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 9/11 victims?

Well, probably the person in front of them.

How many Karens does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one...to call 911 and demand a cop come do something about the intimidating blackness.

A blonde accidentally kills a cop and calls the police.

She exclaims, “Hello, is this 911?”

The other person, “Yes, what is your emergency?”

The blonde answered, “I called to inform you that you’re 910 now.”