911 jokes
You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?
The second one never lands as good as the first one.
I hate the 9/11 jokes; my dad and grandpa were killed.
My dad was one hell of a pilot.
Grandpa was a hell of a planner.
Why were the people during 9/11 mad because they ordered pepperoni sandwiches, but they got two planes?
If 7 8 9, why was 10 scared?
Because he was between 9 11.
9/11, 911, same thing.
9/11 sale
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers in the world?
Because they went through 90 stories in just 10 seconds!
Obama got Osama.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers upset? They ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead they got plane.
"Twin Towers?" More like "Broke Towers."
Someone in my class yelled "Jenga!" while watching a documentary about the Twin Towers.
The coffee was getting mugged, so it called 911.
C'mon guys, 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong.
What do the Twin Towers and gender have in common? There used to be two of them, but now it's a sensitive topic.
Suicide bombers, carry bombs and remember to breathe.
So, if there is a 7-Eleven and a 911, where's 811?
What happened to Peter Pan when he jumped off the Twin Towers?
He Neverland.
"911, what’s your emergency?" I asked, listening to the quiet sobs of a little kid on the other end of the line.
“I think my daddy want to kill me,” the girl said and cried, making me freeze on the spot as I recognized my daughter’s voice.
My birthday's on September 11th, I'm gonna turn the fuck up and throw a banger! Then rub my tits in birthday cake frosting!!! WOOOOOOOOO!
Me and my friend were cranking 90s in Fortnite, then our other friend joined, started flying a plane. We died like all the people in 9/11.
On 9/11, the Twin Towers ordered 3 pepperoni pizzas. One came in plain, the other came in late, the third went to the wrong address.