911 jokes
I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.
Ok ok ok so 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why can't Americans play chess? They have no towers.
I walked up to some Arabs and said "Alawakba," then here came the second tower.
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Women were flying the plane.
Memes
"911, I just crashed my car. I think it's burning. I can't see. It hurts to breathe."
I hate when people make 9/11 jokes, I'm just blown away.
Why do 911 jokes always fail?
They always crash and burn!
Bro, my friend told me all his humor is dead and dry, and I was like, "Just like 9/11 victims."
What could've the Towers done to not start 9/11?
Call 911.
Where did Tanner go during the 9/11 terrorist attack?
Everywhere.
The man fired from the World Trade Center on September 10.
That is just plain wrong.
Why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire?
'Cause he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.
What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?
Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!
What's the 9/11 survivors' least favorite team?
New York Jets.
My Grandpa was supposed to be in 9/11, but airport security got him.
The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got too violent, and now their sister (World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption, and the planes were given back to their owners.
If 7 8 9, why was 10 scared?
Because he was between 9 11.
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9/11, am I right?