911 jokes
My friends were the pilots on 9/11, they told me, "Bro, chill, it's just a prank!"
"Twin Towers?" More like "Broke Towers."
Why were the terrorists upset on 9/11? bcz 1 of the 4 missed its target.
What's the emergency number, Jimmy?
Jimmy: 9/11!
Paralyzed Man: *gets up* I’m out of here!
Blind Man: Did that paralyzed man just get up?
Deaf Man: Did that Blind Man see that paralyzed man get up?
Mute Man: Did that deaf man just hear the blind man see the paralyzed man get up?
Dead Man: Did that mute man just say did that deaf man just hear the blind man see the paralyzed man get up?
“Normal” Man: Did that dead man hear the mute man say did that deaf man hear the blind man see the paralyzed man get up?
Doctor: *calls 911*
911 service: 911 what’s your emergency?
Doctor: Yes, uh, a “normal” person just said that did that dead man just hear a mute man say did that deaf man just hear the blind man see a paralyzed man get up?
911 service: *hangs up*
Don't ever wanna fuck a dude!!
I don’t usually tell 9/11 jokes, they usually crash and burn.
"Black midget porn is in 911."
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Women were flying the plane.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under the Sea!" (The Little Mermaid)
Why was 10 afraid?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
The Twin Towers should've known they were gonna get hit when their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
Why did all the numbers mourn 10? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.
Never joke about 9/11, they'll just crash and burn.
My dad was in the plane in 9/11, and he was the smart one that convinced everyone. He said, "We're fucked."
What kinda pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Two plains.
Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.
"White people can't jump..."
"You must not have seen the Twin Towers on 9/11."
Fuck u!
Balls.