911 jokes
Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1! #justice
What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?
He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.
Why is September 11th an awesome birthday to have?
Because no one forgets it! :)
Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.
911 what's your emergency?
"Burning in toaster."
"Toast?"
"Yeah so your calling 911 because of burnt toast?"
"Set fire to my forest!"
Memes
This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.
I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.
Ok ok ok so 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Thank God I went on the tenth.
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Women were flying the plane.
"911, I just crashed my car. I think it's burning. I can't see. It hurts to breathe."
Why do 911 jokes always fail?
They always crash and burn!
I hate when people make 9/11 jokes, I'm just blown away.
Where did Tanner go during the 9/11 terrorist attack?
Everywhere.
What could've the Towers done to not start 9/11?
Call 911.
Bro, my friend told me all his humor is dead and dry, and I was like, "Just like 9/11 victims."
The man fired from the World Trade Center on September 10.
That is just plain wrong.
What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?
Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!
Why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire?
'Cause he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.
What's the 9/11 survivors' least favorite team?
New York Jets.