why did the people in 9/11 not call 911 bc it would call the pilots.
I got kicked out of flight school so I decided to learn from the experienced pilots (Isis)
What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?
Pizza deliveries get their orders right.
Lol the twin towers ordered a drop in from Pizza Hut. But instead they got a hot and ready from jets
What world record did the people in 911 get the world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds
My grandpa was in 911. He was the best pilot.
WHAT ́Ś THE PROBLE
WHERE IS THE BUILDING I WAS IN AND WHY IS THAR A PLAIN
how many times did rob O'Neill shoot bin laden? 911 times.
What's the worst time to fly a plane?
My birthday's on September 11th, I'm gonna turn the fuck up and throw a banger! Then rub my tits in birthday cake frosting!!! WOOOOOOOOO!
Biden did 9/10
Apparently terrorists and Japs are the same they both went kamikaze
My friends were the pilots on 911 they told me. "bro chill its just a prank."
It was September 10, 2001 when I stayed up watching TV shows. I woke up late to work at The World Trade Center. But it was burning. I said out loud, " I was late! I'm happy I was late to work! I mean.. I could've di-" I was then beaten and bruised by the emergency services.
There was a person inside, who needed help from the police, but the police changed their number, so he ordered a party with pizzas from 2 airplanes, but the pilots were stupid so they put in people instead of pizzas, and one landed on the 93rd floor, and the 94th floor, literally.
a short person should never piss off a fat person taller than them, the fat person just has to lean slightly and its 911 all over again.
I don’t usually tell 911 jokes the usually crash and burn
Me:911 I just killed someone Cops:Cool we will not come Me:Why Cops:Don't admit a crime. Phones:*Bang Bang* Me:Well that was 2 crimes done.
I hate when people make 911 jokes, im just blown away.
