I walked up to some Arabs and said "Alawakba," then here came the second tower.
Why did the planes crash into the twin towers?
Women were flying the plane.
"911, I just crashed my car. I think it's burning. I can't see. It hurts to breathe."
I hate when people make 9/11 jokes, I'm just blown away.
Why do 911 jokes always fail?
They always crash and burn!
Where did tanner go during 911 terrorist attack?
Everywhere.
Bro, my friend told me all his humor is dead and dry, and I was like, "Just like 9/11 victims."
What could've the Towers done to not start 9/11?
Call 911.
whats the 9/11 survivors least favorite team?
new york jets
What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?
Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!
Why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire?
'Cause he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.
My Grandpa was supposed to be in 9/11, but airport security got him.
The man fired from the World Trade Center on September 10.
That is just plain wrong.
The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got too violent, and now their sister (World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption, and the planes were given back to their owners.
If 7 8 9, why was 10 scared?
Because he was between 9 11.
9/11
911 am i right
why were the people in the twin towers upset? they ordered pepperoni pizza but instead they got plane
Rose are red, Violet are violet, my dad died in 9/11, he was a great pilot
Never joke about 9/11, they'll just crash and burn.
