911 jokes
What does a pencil and a plan have in common?
They were both in the Twin Towers.
What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?
He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.
Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1! #justice
This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.
911 what's your emergency?
"Burning in toaster."
"Toast?"
"Yeah so your calling 911 because of burnt toast?"
"Set fire to my forest!"
me rn : hold up, wait a minute, something ain’t right
Why is September 11th an awesome birthday to have?
Because no one forgets it! :)
Why couldn't the blonde dial 911?
She couldn't find the 11.
Thank God I went on the tenth.
I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.
Ok ok ok so 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
"911, I just crashed my car. I think it's burning. I can't see. It hurts to breathe."
I hate when people make 9/11 jokes, I'm just blown away.
Why do 911 jokes always fail?
They always crash and burn!
What could've the Towers done to not start 9/11?
Call 911.
Where did Tanner go during the 9/11 terrorist attack?
Everywhere.
Bro, my friend told me all his humor is dead and dry, and I was like, "Just like 9/11 victims."
The man fired from the World Trade Center on September 10.
That is just plain wrong.
What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?
Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!
Why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire?
'Cause he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.
If 6 is afraid of 7 because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.