911

911 Jokes

Bet

Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?

They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.

Crash

"911, I just crashed my car. I think it's burning. I can't see. It hurts to breathe."

Bro

Bro, my friend told me all his humor is dead and dry, and I was like, "Just like 9/11 victims."

Orphan

Why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire?

'Cause he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.

Cake

What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?

Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!

9/11

My Grandpa was supposed to be in 9/11, but airport security got him.

Man

The man fired from the World Trade Center on September 10.

That is just plain wrong.

Twin Towers

The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got too violent, and now their sister (World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption, and the planes were given back to their owners.

People

Why were the people in the Twin Towers upset? They ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead they got plane.

Dad

Roses are red, violets are violet,

My dad died in 9/11, he was a great pilot!