Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?
They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Women were flying the plane.
"911, I just crashed my car. I think it's burning. I can't see. It hurts to breathe."
Why do 911 jokes always fail?
They always crash and burn!
I hate when people make 9/11 jokes, I'm just blown away.
Where did Tanner go during the 9/11 terrorist attack?
Everywhere.
What could've the Towers done to not start 9/11?
Call 911.
Bro, my friend told me all his humor is dead and dry, and I was like, "Just like 9/11 victims."
Why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire?
'Cause he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.
What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?
Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!
My Grandpa was supposed to be in 9/11, but airport security got him.
What's the 9/11 survivors' least favorite team?
New York Jets.
The man fired from the World Trade Center on September 10.
That is just plain wrong.
The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got too violent, and now their sister (World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption, and the planes were given back to their owners.
If 7 8 9, why was 10 scared?
Because he was between 9 11.
9/11
9/11, am I right?
Why were the people in the Twin Towers upset? They ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead they got plane.
Roses are red, violets are violet,
My dad died in 9/11, he was a great pilot!
Never joke about 9/11, they'll just crash and burn.
