911 jokes
What does a pencil and a plan have in common?
They were both in the Twin Towers.
This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.
What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?
He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.
Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1! #justice
I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.
me rn : hold up, wait a minute, something ain’t right
Ok ok ok so 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why can't Americans play chess? They have no towers.
Time flies by, doesn’t it?
But the plane in 9/11 didn’t.
I walked up to some Arabs and said "Alawakba," then here came the second tower.
"911, I just crashed my car. I think it's burning. I can't see. It hurts to breathe."
I hate when people make 9/11 jokes, I'm just blown away.
Why do 911 jokes always fail?
They always crash and burn!
What could've the Towers done to not start 9/11?
Call 911.
Where did Tanner go during the 9/11 terrorist attack?
Everywhere.
Bro, my friend told me all his humor is dead and dry, and I was like, "Just like 9/11 victims."
If 6 is afraid of 7 because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.
Why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire?
'Cause he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.
What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?
Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!
What's the 9/11 survivors' least favorite team?
New York Jets.
The man fired from the World Trade Center on September 10.
That is just plain wrong.