911 operator

911 Operator Jokes

A collection of 911 jokes.

What kinda pizza did they order at 911?

Plane.

What was the colour of 911?

Plane.

What is the fasted way to see 911?

Plane.

2 hunter are walking in the forest together. Hunter #2 flops down, unconscious, and and hunter #1 dials 911. Operator: "911 what's your emergency?" Hunter no. 1: "The other hunter, hunting with me in the woods fell asleep." Operator: "Check if he's / she's (not assuming genders) dead." *Operator hears a distant gunshot* Hunter no. 1: "What do I do next?"