911 jokes
Paralyzed Man: *gets up* I’m out of here!
Blind Man: Did that paralyzed man just get up?
Deaf Man: Did that Blind Man see that paralyzed man get up?
Mute Man: Did that deaf man just hear the blind man see the paralyzed man get up?
Dead Man: Did that mute man just say did that deaf man just hear the blind man see the paralyzed man get up?
“Normal” Man: Did that dead man hear the mute man say did that deaf man hear the blind man see the paralyzed man get up?
Doctor: *calls 911*
911 service: 911 what’s your emergency?
Doctor: Yes, uh, a “normal” person just said that did that dead man just hear a mute man say did that deaf man just hear the blind man see a paralyzed man get up?
911 service: *hangs up*
Don't ever wanna fuck a dude!!
Abortion is beautiful.
Your hairline so back it caused 9/11.
What is the difference between 9/11 and Clash Royale, lol?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
Memes
What happened to Peter Pan when he jumped off the Twin Towers?
He Neverland.
I shouted "Jenga" in class today.
We were watching clips of 9/11.
Every 911 joke isn't that good.
Well, at least not until they come crashing down.
The towers collapsed on 9/10, not 9/11.
How are the faster readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they read 80 stories in 10 seconds.
What do 9/11 and 911 have in common?
They're twins.
The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! 😮 You could say they dialed that correctly.
Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.
Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?
Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost two towers!
I used to think 11/11 was mistakenly 9/11.
Me sees crazy man hit a old poor person. Me dials 911.
Police: What is that location?
Me: I don't know where is dis location.
Police: Mission failed, we will try again later.
Me: WTH?
Police: Ends call.
Me: Calls hospital.
Hospital: What is that location?
Me: I don't know where is dis location.
Hospital: Mission failed, we will try again later.
Me: WTH IS HAPPENDS EVERY TIME NOW EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE.
Hospital: Hangs up.
Me: Calls fire dEpArTmEnT.
Fire: No fire.
Fire dEpArTmEnT: What is that location?
Me: Hangs up and give up and goes home.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under the Sea!" (The Little Mermaid)
Fuck u!
I don’t usually tell 9/11 jokes, they usually crash and burn.