911 jokes
Why is September 11th the best birthday?
Everyone remembers it! :)
Who are the fastest readers? The people who were in 9/11. They went through 91 stories in 1.2 seconds.
What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?
Pizza deliveries get their orders right.
Roses are red, violets are violet,
My dad died in 9/11, he was a great pilot!
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under the Sea!" (The Little Mermaid)
9/11 sale
Me: 911, I just killed someone.
Cops: Cool, we will not come.
Me: Why?
Cops: Don't admit a crime.
Phones: *Bang Bang*
Me: Well, that was 2 crimes done.
Osama bin laden hit the towers because he couldnt fly straight
Me: Calls 9-1-1.
Operator: 9/11, what’s your emergency?
Me: *hangs up*
9/11 and Jenga are the same.
It's a controlled demolition.
Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?
They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.
What happened to Peter Pan when he jumped off the Twin Towers?
He Neverland.
What makes 9/11 an inside job?
Someone started calling it 10/7.
Biden did 9/10.
The towers collapsed on 9/10, not 9/11.
Every 911 joke isn't that good.
Well, at least not until they come crashing down.
On 9/11, the Twin Towers ordered 3 pepperoni pizzas. One came in plain, the other came in late, the third went to the wrong address.
Wait, 911 is the American emergency number...
Guys, my girlfriend calls me: "911, help! There’s a strange man in my room and I think he’s on drugs!"
She’s so nice.
The coffee was getting mugged, so it called 911.
If 7 8 9, why was 10 scared?
Because he was between 9 11.