911 Jokes

The towers collapsed on 9/10 not 9/11

What happened to peter pan when he jumped off the twin towers. He neverland.

What do 9/11 and 911 have in common?

They're twins.

I shouted jenga in class to day We were watching clips of 911

why is 6 scared of 7 cuz 789 but whys is 10 scared cuz he is in the middle of 911

Every 911 joke isn't that good Well atleast not until they come crashing down

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why did the twin towers fall exactly at 9/11? because the terrosists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank"

I used to think 11/11 was mistakenly 911

Me sees crazy man hit a old poor person me dials 911 police:what is that location me:idk where is dis location police:mission failed we will try again later me:wth police:ends call me:calls hospital hospital:what is that location me:idk where is dis location hospital:mission failed we will try again later me:WTH IS HAPPENDS EVERY TIME NOW EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE hospital:hangs up me:calls fire dEpArTmEnT fire:no fire dEpArTmEnT:what is that location me:hangs up and give up and goes home

what's osama bin laden's favorite song?

under the sea! (the little mermaid)

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My friends were the pilots on 911 they told me. "bro chill its just a prank."

I don’t usually tell 911 jokes the usually crash and burn

How old are 911 victims ? There toddlers here come the airplane!

Balls

2 hunter are walking in the forest together. Hunter #2 flops down, unconscious, and and hunter #1 dials 911. Operator: "911 what's your emergency?" Hunter no. 1: "The other hunter, hunting with me in the woods fell asleep." Operator: "Check if he's / she's (not assuming genders) dead." *Operator hears a distant gunshot* Hunter no. 1: "What do I do next?"