Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.
911 Jokes
What happened to Peter Pan when he jumped off the Twin Towers?
He Neverland.
What do 9/11 and 911 have in common?
They're twins.
I shouted "Jenga" in class today.
We were watching clips of 9/11.
The towers collapsed on 9/10, not 9/11.
Every 911 joke isn't that good.
Well, at least not until they come crashing down.
How are the faster readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they read 80 stories in 10 seconds.
Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?
Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost two towers!
I used to think 11/11 was mistakenly 9/11.
Me sees crazy man hit a old poor person. Me dials 911.
Police: What is that location?
Me: I don't know where is dis location.
Police: Mission failed, we will try again later.
Me: WTH?
Police: Ends call.
Me: Calls hospital.
Hospital: What is that location?
Me: I don't know where is dis location.
Hospital: Mission failed, we will try again later.
Me: WTH IS HAPPENDS EVERY TIME NOW EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE.
Hospital: Hangs up.
Me: Calls fire dEpArTmEnT.
Fire: No fire.
Fire dEpArTmEnT: What is that location?
Me: Hangs up and give up and goes home.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under the Sea!" (The Little Mermaid)
Fuck u!
My friends were the pilots on 9/11, they told me, "Bro, chill, it's just a prank!"
I don’t usually tell 9/11 jokes, they usually crash and burn.
How old are 9/11 victims?
"There, toddlers, here come the airplane!"
Balls.
Two hunters are walking in the forest together. Hunter #2 flops down, unconscious, and Hunter #1 dials 911.
Operator: "911, what's your emergency?"
Hunter no. 1: "The other hunter, hunting with me in the woods, fell asleep."
Operator: "Check if he's/she's (not assuming genders) dead."
*Operator hears a distant gunshot*
Hunter no. 1: "What do I do next?"
You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?
The second one never lands as good as the first one.
What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?
Tower 1...
