911

911 Jokes

Number

Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.

But why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.

Disaster

Every 911 joke isn't that good.

Well, at least not until they come crashing down.

Victim

How are the faster readers in the world?

9/11 victims, they read 80 stories in 10 seconds.

Terrorist

Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?

Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."

Tower

Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?

Because they already lost two towers!

Location

Me sees crazy man hit a old poor person. Me dials 911.

Police: What is that location?

Me: I don't know where is dis location.

Police: Mission failed, we will try again later.

Me: WTH?

Police: Ends call.

Me: Calls hospital.

Hospital: What is that location?

Me: I don't know where is dis location.

Hospital: Mission failed, we will try again later.

Me: WTH IS HAPPENDS EVERY TIME NOW EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE.

Hospital: Hangs up.

Me: Calls fire dEpArTmEnT.

Fire: No fire.

Fire dEpArTmEnT: What is that location?

Me: Hangs up and give up and goes home.

Song

What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?

"Under the Sea!" (The Little Mermaid)

Pilot

My friends were the pilots on 9/11, they told me, "Bro, chill, it's just a prank!"

9/11

I don’t usually tell 9/11 jokes, they usually crash and burn.

Hunter

Two hunters are walking in the forest together. Hunter #2 flops down, unconscious, and Hunter #1 dials 911.

Operator: "911, what's your emergency?"

Hunter no. 1: "The other hunter, hunting with me in the woods, fell asleep."

Operator: "Check if he's/she's (not assuming genders) dead."

*Operator hears a distant gunshot*

Hunter no. 1: "What do I do next?"

One

You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?

The second one never lands as good as the first one.

People

What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?

Tower 1...