How are the faster readers in the world
911 victims the read 80 stories in 10 seconds
why is 6 scared of 7 cuz 789 but whys is 10 scared cuz he is in the middle of 911
What happened to peter pan when he jumped off the twin towers. He neverland.
I shouted "Jenga" in class today.
We were watching clips of 9/11.
Every 911 joke isn't that good.
Well, at least not until they come crashing down.
The towers collapsed on 9/10, not 9/11.
The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! 😮 You could say they dialed that correctly.
why are america so bad at clash royale Because they already lost 2 towers
I used to think 11/11 was mistakenly 9/11.
Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?
Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."
Me sees crazy man hit a old poor person me dials 911 police:what is that location me:idk where is dis location police:mission failed we will try again later me:wth police:ends call me:calls hospital hospital:what is that location me:idk where is dis location hospital:mission failed we will try again later me:WTH IS HAPPENDS EVERY TIME NOW EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE hospital:hangs up me:calls fire dEpArTmEnT fire:no fire dEpArTmEnT:what is that location me:hangs up and give up and goes home
what's osama bin laden's favorite song?
under the sea! (the little mermaid)
fuck u
My friends were the pilots on 9/11, they told me, "Bro, chill, it's just a prank!"
I don’t usually tell 911 jokes the usually crash and burn
How old are 9/11 victims?
"There, toddlers, here come the airplane!"
Balls.
Two hunters are walking in the forest together. Hunter #2 flops down, unconscious, and Hunter #1 dials 911.
Operator: "911, what's your emergency?"
Hunter no. 1: "The other hunter, hunting with me in the woods, fell asleep."
Operator: "Check if he's/she's (not assuming genders) dead."
*Operator hears a distant gunshot*
Hunter no. 1: "What do I do next?"
You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?
The second one never lands as good as the first one.
What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?
Tower 1...
