911 jokes
My dad was in the plane in 9/11, and he was the smart one that convinced everyone. He said, "We're fucked."
Guys, my girlfriend calls me: "911, help! There’s a strange man in my room and I think he’s on drugs!"
She’s so nice.
You know how they said weight people can't jump? Check out the 9/11 videos.
What does a 911 call receiver say when they get a call?
"9 Juan Juan, who this?"
Me: 911, I just killed someone.
Cops: Cool, we will not come.
Me: Why?
Cops: Don't admit a crime.
Phones: *Bang Bang*
Me: Well, that was 2 crimes done.
9/11 sale
Paralyzed Man: *gets up* I’m out of here!
Blind Man: Did that paralyzed man just get up?
Deaf Man: Did that Blind Man see that paralyzed man get up?
Mute Man: Did that deaf man just hear the blind man see the paralyzed man get up?
Dead Man: Did that mute man just say did that deaf man just hear the blind man see the paralyzed man get up?
“Normal” Man: Did that dead man hear the mute man say did that deaf man hear the blind man see the paralyzed man get up?
Doctor: *calls 911*
911 service: 911 what’s your emergency?
Doctor: Yes, uh, a “normal” person just said that did that dead man just hear a mute man say did that deaf man just hear the blind man see a paralyzed man get up?
911 service: *hangs up*
Don't ever wanna fuck a dude!!
What is the difference between 9/11 and Clash Royale, lol?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
Your hairline so back it caused 9/11.
Abortion is beautiful.
How do you call a very long terrorist?
9/11.
What happened to Peter Pan when he jumped off the Twin Towers?
He Neverland.
The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! 😮 You could say they dialed that correctly.
Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.
The towers collapsed on 9/10, not 9/11.
Every 911 joke isn't that good.
Well, at least not until they come crashing down.
What do 9/11 and 911 have in common?
They're twins.
I shouted "Jenga" in class today.
We were watching clips of 9/11.
How are the faster readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they read 80 stories in 10 seconds.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost two towers!