911 jokes
Someone in my class yelled "Jenga!" while watching a documentary about the Twin Towers.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers in the world?
Because they went through 90 stories in just 10 seconds!
Ok ok ok so 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
After 9/11, the Twin Towers began to vape and smoke weed... 😔
Why is September 11th an awesome birthday to have?
Because no one forgets it! :)
What do the Twin Towers and gender have in common? There used to be two of them, but now it's a sensitive topic.
What world record did the people in 9/11 get?
The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.
America's police phone number is 911 because that is the day they lost everything.
Osama Spin Laden, dropping beats like the twin towers.
My birthday's on September 11th, I'm gonna turn the fuck up and throw a banger! Then rub my tits in birthday cake frosting!!! WOOOOOOOOO!
What does a pencil and a plan have in common?
They were both in the Twin Towers.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost two towers!
"911, what’s your emergency?" I asked, listening to the quiet sobs of a little kid on the other end of the line.
“I think my daddy want to kill me,” the girl said and cried, making me freeze on the spot as I recognized my daughter’s voice.
Ya ever think about the twin towers plan?
Me neither. It all came crashing down.
What kinda pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Two plains.
What is another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
Where did Tanner go during the 9/11 terrorist attack?
Everywhere.
How many Karens does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one...to call 911 and demand a cop come do something about the intimidating blackness.
"White people can't jump..."
"You must not have seen the Twin Towers on 9/11."
The Twin Towers should've known they were gonna get hit when their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"