911 jokes
A guy stole my car last night. Before dialing 911 I thought, "Fuck it. Let him explain the dead bodies in the trunk."
I walked up to some Arabs and said "Alawakba," then here came the second tower.
Whenever I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
My uncle died in 9/11. He was a pilot.
What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?
Pizza deliveries get their orders right.
9/11 sale
In 2001, my parents took me to 9/11. I was soaring towards it with excitement!
How many Karens does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one...to call 911 and demand a cop come do something about the intimidating blackness.
What's good about 9/11? It helped solve the world's overpopulation issue.
What could've the Towers done to not start 9/11?
Call 911.
Did I ever tell you my father should have been on the plane that crashed into the Twin Towers?
But that's just my opinion.
Why was ten scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Yo mama so clueless, she dialed 911 on the microwave.
Roses are red, violets are violet,
My dad died in 9/11, he was a great pilot!
Why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire?
'Cause he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.
Who are the fastest readers? The people who were in 9/11. They went through 91 stories in 1.2 seconds.
The man fired from the World Trade Center on September 10.
That is just plain wrong.
Why is September 11th the best birthday?
Everyone remembers it! :)
If 6 is afraid of 7 because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.
Subway trying to commemorate 9/11: CRASH INTO SUBWAY THIS SUBTEMBER 11TH TO GET 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR ONLY $9.11, THAT'S 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR $9.11 AND WATCH THEM FALL... INTO YOUR MOUTH!
Apparently terrorists and Japs are the same; they both went kamikaze.