I was watching the local chief police in America, he said, "We will never forget 911." I thought, "I should hope not, it's your phone number."
Victims of 9/11 are the fastest readers. They went through 94 stories in seconds.
9/11... 911... COINCIDENCE I THINK NOT!
A collection of 911 jokes.
What kinda pizza did they order at 911?
Plane.
What was the color of 911?
Plane.
What is the fastest way to see 911?
Plane.
What's the emergency number Jimmy, u? Jimmy:9/11!
I wish 9/11 was in December because the poor farm fields.
Wait, 911 is the American emergency number...
What could've the Towers done to not start 9/11?
Call 9/1/1.
