911 dispatcher jokes
What's the emergency number, Jimmy?
Jimmy: 9/11!
I wish 9/11 was in December because the poor farm fields.
A collection of 911 jokes.
What kinda pizza did they order at 911?
Plane.
What was the color of 911?
Plane.
What is the fastest way to see 911?
Plane.
Wait, 911 is the American emergency number...
Victims of 9/11 are the fastest readers. They went through 94 stories in seconds.
I was watching the local chief police in America, he said, "We will never forget 911." I thought, "I should hope not, it's your phone number."
9/11... 911... COINCIDENCE I THINK NOT!
What could've the Towers done to not start 9/11?
Call 911.
Me sees crazy man hit a old poor person. Me dials 911.
Police: What is that location?
Me: I don't know where is dis location.
Police: Mission failed, we will try again later.
Me: WTH?
Police: Ends call.
Me: Calls hospital.
Hospital: What is that location?
Me: I don't know where is dis location.
Hospital: Mission failed, we will try again later.
Me: WTH IS HAPPENDS EVERY TIME NOW EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE.
Hospital: Hangs up.
Me: Calls fire dEpArTmEnT.
Fire: No fire.
Fire dEpArTmEnT: What is that location?
Me: Hangs up and give up and goes home.
What did the police say on the TV during 9/11?
"Call 911!"
America's police phone number is 911 because that is the day they lost everything.
Me: Calls 9-1-1.
Operator: 9/11, what’s your emergency?
Me: *hangs up*