911 jokes
Why were the people in the Twin Towers upset? They ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead they got plane.
Roses are red, violets are violet,
My dad died in 9/11, he was a great pilot!
Never joke about 9/11, they'll just crash and burn.
9/11 pilots are the best readers.
They went through 30 stories in less than an hour.
Lol, the Twin Towers ordered a drop in from Pizza Hut, but instead they got a hot and ready from Jet's.
Memes
What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?
Pizza deliveries get their orders right.
What's it called when an orphan calls 911?
Operator: Hello, is your family okay?
Orphan: I'm an orphan.
Operator: *bruh*
My grandpa was in 9/11. He was the best pilot.
What world record did the people in 9/11 get?
The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.
I got kicked out of flight school, so I decided to learn from the experienced pilots (Isis).
My uncle died in 9/11. He was a pilot.
Why was 10 scared? Because 9/11.
How many times did Rob O'Neill shoot Bin Laden? 911 times.
What's the worst time to fly a plane?
Apparently terrorists and Japs are the same; they both went kamikaze.
Biden did 9/10.
My birthday's on September 11th, I'm gonna turn the fuck up and throw a banger! Then rub my tits in birthday cake frosting!!! WOOOOOOOOO!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
911.
911 who?
You said you would never forget.
I don't know why, but every 911 joke I've heard always comes crashing down.
What would you do if you see a guy suffocating from the heat? I would call and dial 911, holy shit!