911 jokes
Why were the people in the Twin Towers upset? They ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead they got plane.
Roses are red, violets are violet,
My dad died in 9/11, he was a great pilot!
Never joke about 9/11, they'll just crash and burn.
9/11 pilots are the best readers.
They went through 30 stories in less than an hour.
What's it called when an orphan calls 911?
Operator: Hello, is your family okay?
Orphan: I'm an orphan.
Operator: *bruh*
Memes
My grandpa was in 9/11. He was the best pilot.
What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?
Pizza deliveries get their orders right.
Lol, the Twin Towers ordered a drop in from Pizza Hut, but instead they got a hot and ready from Jet's.
What world record did the people in 9/11 get?
The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.
Why was 10 scared? Because 9/11.
My uncle died in 9/11. He was a pilot.
I got kicked out of flight school, so I decided to learn from the experienced pilots (Isis).
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
911.
911 who?
You said you would never forget.
I don't know why, but every 911 joke I've heard always comes crashing down.
What's the worst time to fly a plane?
Biden did 9/10.
My birthday's on September 11th, I'm gonna turn the fuck up and throw a banger! Then rub my tits in birthday cake frosting!!! WOOOOOOOOO!
How many times did Rob O'Neill shoot Bin Laden? 911 times.
What would you do if you see a guy suffocating from the heat? I would call and dial 911, holy shit!
Apparently terrorists and Japs are the same; they both went kamikaze.