911

911 jokes

Pilot

9/11 pilots are the best readers.

They went through 30 stories in less than an hour.

Twin Towers

Lol, the Twin Towers ordered a drop in from Pizza Hut, but instead they got a hot and ready from Jet's.

Twin Towers

What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?

Pizza deliveries get their orders right.

Orphan

What's it called when an orphan calls 911?

Operator: Hello, is your family okay?

Orphan: I'm an orphan.

Operator: *bruh*

World Record

What world record did the people in 9/11 get?

The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.

Pilot

I got kicked out of flight school, so I decided to learn from the experienced pilots (Isis).

Birthday

My birthday's on September 11th, I'm gonna turn the fuck up and throw a banger! Then rub my tits in birthday cake frosting!!! WOOOOOOOOO!

Knock

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

911.

911 who?

You said you would never forget.

Tower

I don't know why, but every 911 joke I've heard always comes crashing down.

Heat

What would you do if you see a guy suffocating from the heat? I would call and dial 911, holy shit!