911 jokes
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni pizza, and all they got was plane.
Why is September 11th an awesome birthday to have?
Because no one forgets it! :)
My sister reminds me of 911: one moan of "OMG" got everyone's attention.
"White people can't jump"...
"You must not have seen the twin towers on 9/11."
Why was 911 annoyed at the pizza guy?
Because they ordered meat lovers, but they got plane.
Ok ok ok so 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
What is another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
Me: 911. You: You died 9/11.
Abortion is beautiful.
What does a 911 call receiver say when they get a call?
"9 Juan Juan, who this?"
Every 911 joke isn't that good.
Well, at least not until they come crashing down.
Did I ever tell you my father should have been on the plane that crashed into the Twin Towers?
But that's just my opinion.
Why are planes the most dangerous killers?
Because they killed 2,996 people in 10-25 minutes.
So, if there is a 7-Eleven and a 911, where's 811?
One day I saw my friend in a hospital bed. He told me to call 911. Instead, I called his parents.
After 9/11, the Twin Towers began to vape and smoke weed... 😔
9/11, 911, same thing.
Why was 10 afraid?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
Guys, my girlfriend calls me: "911, help! There’s a strange man in my room and I think he’s on drugs!"
She’s so nice.
Fuck u!