9/11 pilots are the best readers.
They went through 30 stories in less than an hour.
Lol, the Twin Towers ordered a drop in from Pizza Hut, but instead they got a hot and ready from Jet's.
What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?
Pizza deliveries get their orders right.
What's it called when an orphan calls 911?
Operator: Hello, is your family okay?
Orphan: I'm an orphan.
Operator: *bruh*
How dare you people make 9/11 jokes? It's just "plane" rude!
My grandpa was in 9/11. He was the best pilot.
What world record did the people in 9/11 get?
The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.
I got kicked out of flight school, so I decided to learn from the experienced pilots (Isis).
My uncle died in 9/11. He was a pilot.
Why was 10 scared? Because 9/11.
How many times did Rob O'Neill shoot Bin Laden? 911 times.
What's the worst time to fly a plane?
Apparently terrorists and Japs are the same; they both went kamikaze.
Biden did 9/10.
My birthday's on September 11th, I'm gonna turn the fuck up and throw a banger! Then rub my tits in birthday cake frosting!!! WOOOOOOOOO!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
911.
911 who?
You said you would never forget.
I don't know why, but every 911 joke I've heard always comes crashing down.
What would you do if you see a guy suffocating from the heat? I would call and dial 911, holy shit!
WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
Why couldn't the blonde dial 911?
She couldn't find the 11.
