911 jokes
The man fired from the World Trade Center on September 10.
That is just plain wrong.
The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got too violent, and now their sister (World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption, and the planes were given back to their owners.
If 7 8 9, why was 10 scared?
Because he was between 9 11.
9/11
9/11, am I right?
Why were the people in the Twin Towers upset? They ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead they got plane.
Roses are red, violets are violet,
My dad died in 9/11, he was a great pilot!
Never joke about 9/11, they'll just crash and burn.
9/11 pilots are the best readers.
They went through 30 stories in less than an hour.
What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?
Pizza deliveries get their orders right.
Lol, the Twin Towers ordered a drop in from Pizza Hut, but instead they got a hot and ready from Jet's.
What's it called when an orphan calls 911?
Operator: Hello, is your family okay?
Orphan: I'm an orphan.
Operator: *bruh*
What world record did the people in 9/11 get?
The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.
My grandpa was in 9/11. He was the best pilot.
I got kicked out of flight school, so I decided to learn from the experienced pilots (Isis).
My uncle died in 9/11. He was a pilot.
Why was 10 scared? Because 9/11.
I don't know why, but every 911 joke I've heard always comes crashing down.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
911.
911 who?
You said you would never forget.
Apparently terrorists and Japs are the same; they both went kamikaze.