911 jokes
If 6 is afraid of 7 because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.
The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got too violent, and now their sister (World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption, and the planes were given back to their owners.
If 7 8 9, why was 10 scared?
Because he was between 9 11.
9/11
9/11, am I right?
Why were the people in the Twin Towers upset? They ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead they got plane.
Roses are red, violets are violet,
My dad died in 9/11, he was a great pilot!
Never joke about 9/11, they'll just crash and burn.
9/11 pilots are the best readers.
They went through 30 stories in less than an hour.
I got kicked out of flight school, so I decided to learn from the experienced pilots (Isis).
My uncle died in 9/11. He was a pilot.
Why was 10 scared? Because 9/11.
What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?
Pizza deliveries get their orders right.
What's it called when an orphan calls 911?
Operator: Hello, is your family okay?
Orphan: I'm an orphan.
Operator: *bruh*
Lol, the Twin Towers ordered a drop in from Pizza Hut, but instead they got a hot and ready from Jet's.
What world record did the people in 9/11 get?
The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.
My grandpa was in 9/11. He was the best pilot.
Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.
Why is ten afraid? Because he’s in between nine and eleven.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite football team? New York Jets!!!
America's police phone number is 911 because that is the day they lost everything.