911 jokes
Why were the people in the Twin Towers upset? They ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead they got plane.
Roses are red, violets are violet,
My dad died in 9/11, he was a great pilot!
Never joke about 9/11, they'll just crash and burn.
9/11 pilots are the best readers.
They went through 30 stories in less than an hour.
My uncle died in 9/11. He was a pilot.
Memes
Why was 10 scared? Because 9/11.
What world record did the people in 9/11 get?
The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.
Lol, the Twin Towers ordered a drop in from Pizza Hut, but instead they got a hot and ready from Jet's.
What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?
Pizza deliveries get their orders right.
What's it called when an orphan calls 911?
Operator: Hello, is your family okay?
Orphan: I'm an orphan.
Operator: *bruh*
My grandpa was in 9/11. He was the best pilot.
I got kicked out of flight school, so I decided to learn from the experienced pilots (Isis).
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite football team? New York Jets!!!
America's police phone number is 911 because that is the day they lost everything.
Why couldn't the blonde dial 911?
She couldn't find the 11.
Hey, let’s go, we are heading for the Towers!
Wait, what?
Call 911!
Where is the building I was in, and why is there a plane?
WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
What's the worst time to fly a plane?
My birthday's on September 11th, I'm gonna turn the fuck up and throw a banger! Then rub my tits in birthday cake frosting!!! WOOOOOOOOO!