911 jokes
My friends were the pilots on 9/11, they told me, "Bro, chill, it's just a prank!"
How old are 9/11 victims?
"There, toddlers, here come the airplane!"
Balls.
Two hunters are walking in the forest together. Hunter #2 flops down, unconscious, and Hunter #1 dials 911.
Operator: "911, what's your emergency?"
Hunter no. 1: "The other hunter, hunting with me in the woods, fell asleep."
Operator: "Check if he's/she's (not assuming genders) dead."
*Operator hears a distant gunshot*
Hunter no. 1: "What do I do next?"
What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?
Tower 1...
Memes
You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?
The second one never lands as good as the first one.
Me and my friend were cranking 90s in Fortnite, then our other friend joined, started flying a plane. We died like all the people in 9/11.
666 + 420 + 911 + 21 = ?
Do it in calculator.
One day I saw my friend in a hospital bed. He told me to call 911. Instead, I called his parents.
Why was 911 annoyed at the pizza guy?
Because they ordered meat lovers, but they got plane.
I love it when cancer hits like a ton of bricks. The best part is when it kills people.
Why were the terrorists upset on 9/11? bcz 1 of the 4 missed its target.
Sorry for this Pick Up Line.
Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.
"Black midget porn is in 911."
Me: 911. You: You died 9/11.
Obama got Osama.
So, if there is a 7-Eleven and a 911, where's 811?
Why are planes the most dangerous killers?
Because they killed 2,996 people in 10-25 minutes.
Suicide bombers, carry bombs and remember to breathe.
Did I ever tell you my father should have been on the plane that crashed into the Twin Towers?
But that's just my opinion.