911 jokes
Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?
Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost two towers!
Me sees crazy man hit a old poor person. Me dials 911.
Police: What is that location?
Me: I don't know where is dis location.
Police: Mission failed, we will try again later.
Me: WTH?
Police: Ends call.
Me: Calls hospital.
Hospital: What is that location?
Me: I don't know where is dis location.
Hospital: Mission failed, we will try again later.
Me: WTH IS HAPPENDS EVERY TIME NOW EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE.
Hospital: Hangs up.
Me: Calls fire dEpArTmEnT.
Fire: No fire.
Fire dEpArTmEnT: What is that location?
Me: Hangs up and give up and goes home.
9/11.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under the Sea!" (The Little Mermaid)
Fuck u!
I don’t usually tell 9/11 jokes, they usually crash and burn.
My friends were the pilots on 9/11, they told me, "Bro, chill, it's just a prank!"
How old are 9/11 victims?
"There, toddlers, here come the airplane!"
Balls.
Two hunters are walking in the forest together. Hunter #2 flops down, unconscious, and Hunter #1 dials 911.
Operator: "911, what's your emergency?"
Hunter no. 1: "The other hunter, hunting with me in the woods, fell asleep."
Operator: "Check if he's/she's (not assuming genders) dead."
*Operator hears a distant gunshot*
Hunter no. 1: "What do I do next?"
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Women were flying the plane.
You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?
The second one never lands as good as the first one.
What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?
Tower 1...
Me and my friend were cranking 90s in Fortnite, then our other friend joined, started flying a plane. We died like all the people in 9/11.
666 + 420 + 911 + 21 = ?
Do it in calculator.
One day I saw my friend in a hospital bed. He told me to call 911. Instead, I called his parents.
Why was 911 annoyed at the pizza guy?
Because they ordered meat lovers, but they got plane.
I love it when cancer hits like a ton of bricks. The best part is when it kills people.
Sorry for this Pick Up Line.
Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.