911 jokes
What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?
Tower 1...
Me and my friend were cranking 90s in Fortnite, then our other friend joined, started flying a plane. We died like all the people in 9/11.
666 + 420 + 911 + 21 = ?
Do it in calculator.
One day I saw my friend in a hospital bed. He told me to call 911. Instead, I called his parents.
Why was 911 annoyed at the pizza guy?
Because they ordered meat lovers, but they got plane.
I love it when cancer hits like a ton of bricks. The best part is when it kills people.
Why were the terrorists upset on 9/11? bcz 1 of the 4 missed its target.
Sorry for this Pick Up Line.
Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.
"Black midget porn is in 911."
Me: 911. You: You died 9/11.
Obama got Osama.
Why are planes the most dangerous killers?
Because they killed 2,996 people in 10-25 minutes.
So, if there is a 7-Eleven and a 911, where's 811?
Suicide bombers, carry bombs and remember to breathe.
Did I ever tell you my father should have been on the plane that crashed into the Twin Towers?
But that's just my opinion.
9/11, 911, same thing.
Your mama so white that her first number was 911.
Moan moan moan moan and I moan more moan again moan moan and again and ×1000000.
"Twin Towers?" More like "Broke Towers."