911 jokes
A guy stole my car last night. Before dialing 911 I thought, "Fuck it. Let him explain the dead bodies in the trunk."
Me sees crazy man hit a old poor person. Me dials 911.
Police: What is that location?
Me: I don't know where is dis location.
Police: Mission failed, we will try again later.
Me: WTH?
Police: Ends call.
Me: Calls hospital.
Hospital: What is that location?
Me: I don't know where is dis location.
Hospital: Mission failed, we will try again later.
Me: WTH IS HAPPENDS EVERY TIME NOW EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE.
Hospital: Hangs up.
Me: Calls fire dEpArTmEnT.
Fire: No fire.
Fire dEpArTmEnT: What is that location?
Me: Hangs up and give up and goes home.
What's good about 9/11? It helped solve the world's overpopulation issue.
Me: Calls 9-1-1.
Operator: 9/11, what’s your emergency?
Me: *hangs up*
9/11 and Jenga are the same.
It's a controlled demolition.
me rn : hold up, wait a minute, something ain’t right
Community talk
911 / Mr. Lonely goes hard after soccer practice frfr
https://discord.com/invite/Qfanu6Dn
Join, cuz like the reason behind 911. WHY NOT??
People who I follow: Scooter, AG3.0, im with stupid, ncampean, Wade, rizzlee, Aadens.blueberry, Mal, Toast, Silly Sonka, Vrah, Chexy, Donut, UN, Nani, Conscience, Dagger, urfavvirgo, (bird emoji person), Dreamblue, GG Miller, Palestinian Warrior, ryantoyreveiw2018, Would you Rather?, wadeywade, natalie, Jakson, MrBreadHead, Jaek, CRACKHEADNARUTO, ADHD autist, 911 Was an Inside Job, Jassy, Toby, Zack, KIDZBOPUwU4LIFE... tell me if i forgot you