911 jokes
Me: 911, I just killed someone.
Cops: Cool, we will not come.
Me: Why?
Cops: Don't admit a crime.
Phones: *Bang Bang*
Me: Well, that was 2 crimes done.
What's the emergency number, Jimmy?
Jimmy: 9/11!
Osama bin laden hit the towers because he couldnt fly straight
Me: Calls 9-1-1.
Operator: 9/11, what’s your emergency?
Me: *hangs up*
9/11 and Jenga are the same.
It's a controlled demolition.
me rn : hold up, wait a minute, something ain’t right
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911 / Mr. Lonely goes hard after soccer practice frfr
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