9/11 jokes
Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?
A: It's already done for you.
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the aeroplane!"
"And here comes the second one!"
9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans. They knocked down two towers, not three.
I like 7/11 because it's like 9/11.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Twins.
Twins who?
Twins go boom boom today on 9/11.
The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! 😮 You could say they dialed that correctly.
How dare you people make 9/11 jokes? It's just "plane" rude!
What's the worst thing about 9/11?
All of the stupid "Airplane" jokes.
I think I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it’s between 9/11.
Why did the idiot post so many 9/11 jokes?
Answer: Because his mom is a whore!
How do terrorists feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane... and then the second!"
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the airplane!"
You know how 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9?
Well, how do you think 10 feels being in the middle of 9 11?
My dad died in 9/11.
He was a good pilot.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Whenever you think back to 9/11 and realize there are 12 hours in front of us, why the f*ck didn't they warn us?
Guess what song was playing during 9/11? Timber by Ke$ha.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9 and 11.
Who are the fastest readers of mankind?
The victims of 9/11, they went through dozens of stories in a couple of seconds.
This category is messed up.
My Mom died in 9/11, at least she was doing what she loved, flying planes.