9/11 jokes
Why were the people in the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
I think Paul Walker and 9/11 jokes are great, but when I tell them to others, they tend to crash and burn.
What's the problem with 9/11 jokes?
They are just two plane.
I visited the 9/11 memorial, that was bomb just like the towers.
A policeman once said, "I will never forget 9/11."
I said, "I hope not, that’s your phone number!"
People joke about 9/11, but it's not funny. My dad died in 9/11. Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.
I'm pretty sure that 9/11 was the biggest game of Jenga ever recorded in history.
Me traveling back in time to tell Americans there will be a big tsunami on 9/11/2001, and to survive it they have to climb the two tallest buildings in New York.
"I hate when people make 9/11 jokes because my grandfather died during the Twin Tower attacks. He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia."
Roses are red, violets are violets, my dad died in 9/11 and he was a good pilot.
Me: Calls 9-1-1.
Operator: 9/11, what’s your emergency?
Me: *hangs up*
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pepperoni but instead they got... Plane.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 7 seconds. In case you didn't see that one coming, don't feel bad, they didn't either.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers such good readers?
They went through 110 stories in 10 seconds.
Why does 9/11 only get a day, but Pride gets an entire month?
Because pride is a bigger tragedy.
I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.
"I didn't get the joke at first, but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.
Guys, we should not make fun of 9/11. Like, that stuff is just plain out crazy. Like, you all should not let that fly.
What’s worse than George Bush doing 9/11? Jeffrey Epstein doing nine Elevens.
What did the North tower say to the south tower? "Sorry, can't talk, got to catch a plane."
I'd make 9/11 jokes, but they'd just crash and burn.