9/11 jokes
On September 11th, 2001, the New York Giants lost against the Jets.
My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Why can't Biden play chess?
Because he doesn't have the towers.
I visited the 9/11 memorial, that was bomb just like the towers.
What's 9/11 survivors' least favorite NFL team?
New York Jets.
Memes
So 6 is scared of 7 because 7, 8, 9, but why did 10 have PTSD?
He was stuck in the middle of 9/11.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
A policeman once said, "I will never forget 9/11."
I said, "I hope not, that’s your phone number!"
I think Paul Walker and 9/11 jokes are great, but when I tell them to others, they tend to crash and burn.
I'm pretty sure that 9/11 was the biggest game of Jenga ever recorded in history.
What's the problem with 9/11 jokes?
They are just two plane.
People joke about 9/11, but it's not funny. My dad died in 9/11. Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.
Why do people keep on making jokes about the twin towers?
Because they go down so well.
What’s worse than George Bush doing 9/11? Jeffrey Epstein doing nine Elevens.
Roses are red, violets are violets, my dad died in 9/11 and he was a good pilot.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers such good readers?
They went through 110 stories in 10 seconds.
Why does 9/11 only get a day, but Pride gets an entire month?
Because pride is a bigger tragedy.
Me traveling back in time to tell Americans there will be a big tsunami on 9/11/2001, and to survive it they have to climb the two tallest buildings in New York.
Me: Calls 9-1-1.
Operator: 9/11, what’s your emergency?
Me: *hangs up*
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 7 seconds. In case you didn't see that one coming, don't feel bad, they didn't either.