9/11 jokes
What's 9/11 survivors' least favorite NFL team?
New York Jets.
What is a terrorist's DJ name?
Osama Spin Laden.
Dropping beats like the Twin Towers.
So 6 is scared of 7 because 7, 8, 9, but why did 10 have PTSD?
He was stuck in the middle of 9/11.
Why can't Biden play chess?
Because he doesn't have the towers.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Memes
I'm pretty sure that 9/11 was the biggest game of Jenga ever recorded in history.
I think Paul Walker and 9/11 jokes are great, but when I tell them to others, they tend to crash and burn.
What's the problem with 9/11 jokes?
They are just two plane.
I visited the 9/11 memorial, that was bomb just like the towers.
A policeman once said, "I will never forget 9/11."
I said, "I hope not, that’s your phone number!"
People joke about 9/11, but it's not funny. My dad died in 9/11. Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.
Roses are red, violets are violets, my dad died in 9/11 and he was a good pilot.
Why does 9/11 only get a day, but Pride gets an entire month?
Because pride is a bigger tragedy.
Me traveling back in time to tell Americans there will be a big tsunami on 9/11/2001, and to survive it they have to climb the two tallest buildings in New York.
"I hate when people make 9/11 jokes because my grandfather died during the Twin Tower attacks. He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia."
Me: Calls 9-1-1.
Operator: 9/11, what’s your emergency?
Me: *hangs up*
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pepperoni but instead they got... Plane.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 7 seconds. In case you didn't see that one coming, don't feel bad, they didn't either.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers such good readers?
They went through 110 stories in 10 seconds.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims. They went through 67 stories in 0.67 milliseconds.