9/11 jokes
Ahmed is a bomber for the Twin Towers.
Okay class, who can tell me who the fastest readers are?
The pilots of 9/11 went through the Twin Towers, 6 in 3 seconds.
It isn't funny to joke about 9/11. The jokes tend to crash and burn.
Dude, what if 9/11 happened because they wanted slavery back?
“Who are the fastest readers in the world?”
“The 9/11 pilots, they did 30 stories in 7 seconds.”
Flappy Bird in 2001
10, being in the middle, tried to prevent 9/11 from getting closer.
Sorry, I meant 9 and 11.
Yeah, I keep telling everyone 9/11 jokes, but they all just crash and burn.
What did one terrorist say to their kid?
“Here comes the airplane!” “Here comes the other one!”
The thing about 9/11 and the jokes about it, for most people it flew over their head, for some it flew into their head.
Yo, stop making 9/11 jokes. My grandpa was a pilot.
9/11 wasn’t the date, it was the score.
Why are English people bad at chess? 'Cause they lost their Queen.
Why can't the US play chess? 'Cause they lost their towers.
All my 9/11 jokes seem to fly too low.
What did the mom say to the twins?
"Go crash a plane!"
My dad died in 9/11. He was the best pilot I have ever seen, though.
Have you heard the 9/11 joke yet?... It was pretty fire.
The towers ordered pepperoni but got plane.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in between 9/11.
If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is literally just a scoreboard.
Did you know there was food on the plane that caused 9/11?
It was the bomb.