9/11 jokes
I played the Angry Birds theme while watching a 9/11 documentary.
I'd make you fall harder than the South Tower.
All my 9/11 jokes seem to fly too low.
My dad died in 9/11. He was the best pilot I have ever seen, though.
Yo, stop making 9/11 jokes. My grandpa was a pilot.
Have you heard the 9/11 joke yet?... It was pretty fire.
My dad died in 9/11....
He was a good driver.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!
What is the difference between a cow and 9/11?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
It isn't funny to joke about 9/11. The jokes tend to crash and burn.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
I woke up in my bed today.
Q. What's a 9/11 survivor's least favorite bagel? A. Plain.
Q: What song were the pilots of 9/11 listening to? A: 'So Let's Set The World On Fire.'
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:
"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
Dude, what if 9/11 happened because they wanted slavery back?
Dude, 9/11 jokes always bomb.
Bro, the Twin Towers are like my grandpa and his friends. One survived—my grandpa. The others have fallen—his friends.
“Who are the fastest readers in the world?”
“The 9/11 pilots, they did 30 stories in 7 seconds.”