I think Paul Walker and 9/11 jokes are great, but when I tell them to others, they tend to crash and burn.
What's the problem with 9/11 jokes?
They are just two plane.
I visited the 9/11 memorial, that was bomb just like the towers.
So 6 is scared of 7 because 7, 8, 9, but why did 10 have PTSD?
He was stuck in the middle of 9/11.
I'm pretty sure that 9/11 was the biggest game of Jenga ever recorded in history.
A policeman once said, "I will never forget 9/11."
I said, "I hope not, that’s your phone number!"
"I hate when people make 9/11 jokes because my grandfather died during the Twin Tower attacks. He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia."
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pepperoni but instead they got... Plane.
People joke about 9/11, but it's not funny. My dad died in 9/11. Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 7 seconds. In case you didn't see that one coming, don't feel bad, they didn't either.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers such good readers?
They went through 110 stories in 10 seconds.
Me traveling back in time to tell Americans there will be a big tsunami on 9/11/2001, and to survive it they have to climb the two tallest buildings in New York.
Why does 9/11 only get a day, but Pride gets an entire month?
Because pride is a bigger tragedy.
I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.
"I didn't get the joke at first, but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.
Guys, we should not make fun of 9/11. Like, that stuff is just plain out crazy. Like, you all should not let that fly.
Me: Calls 9-1-1.
Operator: 9/11, what’s your emergency?
Me: *hangs up*
Roses are red, violets are violets, my dad died in 9/11 and he was a good pilot.
What did the North tower say to the south tower? "Sorry, can't talk, got to catch a plane."
I'd make 9/11 jokes, but they'd just crash and burn.
9/11 is the biggest game of Jenga... ;)
