9/11 jokes

I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."

What's the difference between emos and 9/11?

The emos are still there, high up off the ground.

Everyone knows why 6 is scared of 7, cuz 7 8 9.

But why does 10 have PTSD?

Cuz it’s between 9/11.

"9/11 people" say that jet fuel cannot melt steel beams.

Whenever you think back to 9/11 and realize there are 12 hours in front of us, why the f*ck didn't they warn us?

My mom told me we were flying to a building to see my aunt. I wondered, "Are we about to relive 9/11?"

6, 7, and 8 are all scared of 10, but 10 is also scared. Why was 10 scared?

Because it was stuck between 9 and 11.

Tried making jokes about 9/11, but it just kept falling apart.

How do terrorists feed their kids?

"Here comes the airplane... and then the second!"

These 9/11 jokes just don’t land.

Why was 10 scared because it was in the middle of 9/11?

I thought I had the best K/D ratio in my fighter jet on Battlefield, then I heard about Mohammed Atta.

What's the worst thing about 9/11?

All of the stupid "Airplane" jokes.

I think I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.

I shouted "Jenga" in class today.

We were watching clips of 9/11.

My uncle died on 9/11. Her last words were "Allahu Akbar."

We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"

The Twin Towers traded planes with Afghanistan. The only thing is Afghanistan got scammed.

Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!

I tried to search stuff about 9/11 for a research project, but it didn’t work... I guess the site crashed.

What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes?

They never land.

Just like the planes.