9/11

9/11 jokes

Pilot

Guys, we shouldn't make jokes about 9/11. My dad was a victim.

He was the best pilot in Arab.

Cocktail

Q: How do you make a 9/11 cocktail?

A: Light two Manhattans on fire and then knock them over.

Fall

What did the north tower say to the south tower during the summer? Get ready for fall!

Pen

I have a pen, I have an Apple, um, Apple pen.

The Taliban had a plane, the US had a building boom, 9/11.

Plane

I just watched a 9/11 documentary on a plane. Man next to me said, "You know we're going to New York, right?" I told him I just wanna know what I got into.

Body

(Best pick-up line ever). Your body is like 9/11. I wanna crash into your twin towers. 😏

Day

Today is the day of 9/11, and we were in class making jokes, and somebody said, "That's sad." I was like, "Why?" And they said, "Today is the day the towers went down." I said, "Just like I did on your mum last night."

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  • Introduction

    9/11 wasn’t a terrorist attack, it was the world’s introduction to Sky Football

    Stereotype

    A white dude walks up to a Muslim and says, "So you're an Indian?" and the Muslim says, "No brotha, I'm not 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11."

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  • Test

    Today we had a test on September 11th in school. I got a 9/11.

    Birth

    What's the difference between your birth and 9/11?

    One was planned.