9/11 jokes
Me traveling back in time to tell Americans there will be a big tsunami on 9/11/2001, and to survive it they have to climb the two tallest buildings in New York.
Why does 9/11 only get a day, but Pride gets an entire month?
Because pride is a bigger tragedy.
Me: Calls 9-1-1.
Operator: 9/11, what’s your emergency?
Me: *hangs up*
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 7 seconds. In case you didn't see that one coming, don't feel bad, they didn't either.
"I hate when people make 9/11 jokes because my grandfather died during the Twin Tower attacks. He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia."
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pepperoni but instead they got... Plane.
I'd make 9/11 jokes, but they'd just crash and burn.
Stop making 9/11 jokes. They don't land so well.
What did the north tower say to the south tower during the summer? Get ready for fall!
I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.
"I didn't get the joke at first, but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.
I have a pen, I have an Apple, um, Apple pen.
The Taliban had a plane, the US had a building boom, 9/11.
Guys, we should not make fun of 9/11. Like, that stuff is just plain out crazy. Like, you all should not let that fly.
What’s a 9/11 victim’s least favorite song?
Drowning Pool - Bodies.
Guys, we shouldn't make jokes about 9/11. My dad was a victim.
He was the best pilot in Arab.
9/11 is the biggest game of Jenga... ;)
Hey, did you know that 9/11 won a Grammy?
Yes, best comedy award.
What did the North tower say to the south tower? "Sorry, can't talk, got to catch a plane."
Hey, are you a terrorist? 'Cause I rate you 9/11.
Proof that 9/11 isn't a government plot.
It worked.
Q: How do you make a 9/11 cocktail?
A: Light two Manhattans on fire and then knock them over.