9/11 jokes

I'd make 9/11 jokes, but they'd just crash and burn.

What did the North tower say to the south tower? "Sorry, can't talk, got to catch a plane."

9/11 is the biggest game of Jenga... ;)

Stop making 9/11 jokes. They don't land so well.

Hey, are you a terrorist? 'Cause I rate you 9/11.

Guys, we shouldn't make jokes about 9/11. My dad was a victim.

He was the best pilot in Arab.

Proof that 9/11 isn't a government plot.

It worked.

Q: How do you make a 9/11 cocktail?

A: Light two Manhattans on fire and then knock them over.

What did the north tower say to the south tower during the summer? Get ready for fall!

I have a pen, I have an Apple, um, Apple pen.

The Taliban had a plane, the US had a building boom, 9/11.

I just watched a 9/11 documentary on a plane. Man next to me said, "You know we're going to New York, right?" I told him I just wanna know what I got into.

The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza. They got plane.

I guess making 9/11 jokes at the airport is better than shouting "He's got a gun!" at the airport.

(Best pick-up line ever). Your body is like 9/11. I wanna crash into your twin towers. 😏

Hey, did you know that 9/11 won a Grammy?

Yes, best comedy award.

Today is the day of 9/11, and we were in class making jokes, and somebody said, "That's sad." I was like, "Why?" And they said, "Today is the day the towers went down." I said, "Just like I did on your mum last night."

What do terrorists do on 9/11? They have a game of Jenga.

Why is America bad at chess? We already lost two towers.

9/11 wasn’t a terrorist attack, it was the world’s introduction to Sky Football

A white dude walks up to a Muslim and says, "So you're an Indian?" and the Muslim says, "No brotha, I'm not 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11."