9/11 jokes
I would tell you a joke about 9/11, but it would come crashing down on you.
It wasn't Islam that radicalized the terrorists who did 9/11.
Jenga comes to mind, though!
My dad died in 9/11... He was the best pilot I know.
Fat women can't walk, but on 9/11, they ran.
Why do some people keep posting lame jokes about 9/11?
Answer; Because they are STUPID LOSERS!
Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.
Why were 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9. Then why was 10 afraid? Because it was between 9/11.
What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43? Floor 44 💀💀
What makes 9/11 an inside job?
Someone started calling it 10/7.
You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?
The towers collapsed on 9/10, not 9/11.
The man fired from the World Trade Center on September 10.
That is just plain wrong.
Why did Ten die?
It was between 9/11.
I'll always remember my Dad's last words before he died on 9/11... Allahu Akbar!
"Can we do 69?"
"How about 9/11 because we're going to crash tonight?"
I did 9/11 here's proof https://youtu.be/BVH73TonuG8
It was a blast to visit the Twin Towers on 9/11 at exactly 8:46 a.m. It was the bomb... like, literally!
What was the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?
The 89th floor.
One of my family members died on 9/11, he was one of the best pilots in the Middle East.
Why are the Twin Towers afraid of hot tubs?
Because of the jets.