9/11 jokes

Stop making 9/11 jokes. They don't land so well.

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 victims. They went through 67 stories in 0.67 milliseconds.

I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.

"I didn't get the joke at first, but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.

Guys, we should not make fun of 9/11. Like, that stuff is just plain out crazy. Like, you all should not let that fly.

What’s worse than George Bush doing 9/11? Jeffrey Epstein doing nine Elevens.

What’s a 9/11 victim’s least favorite song?

Drowning Pool - Bodies.

I'd make 9/11 jokes, but they'd just crash and burn.

What did the North tower say to the south tower? "Sorry, can't talk, got to catch a plane."

Guys, we shouldn't make jokes about 9/11. My dad was a victim.

He was the best pilot in Arab.

9/11 is the biggest game of Jenga... ;)

Hey, are you a terrorist? 'Cause I rate you 9/11.

Proof that 9/11 isn't a government plot.

It worked.

Q: How do you make a 9/11 cocktail?

A: Light two Manhattans on fire and then knock them over.

(Best pick-up line ever). Your body is like 9/11. I wanna crash into your twin towers. 😏

The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza. They got plane.

I guess making 9/11 jokes at the airport is better than shouting "He's got a gun!" at the airport.

I just watched a 9/11 documentary on a plane. Man next to me said, "You know we're going to New York, right?" I told him I just wanna know what I got into.

I have a pen, I have an Apple, um, Apple pen.

The Taliban had a plane, the US had a building boom, 9/11.

What did the north tower say to the south tower during the summer? Get ready for fall!

Hey, did you know that 9/11 won a Grammy?

Yes, best comedy award.