9/11 jokes
My dad was in 9/11, that's rude, and he was a great pilot.
Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.
Who are the fastest readers ever? 9/11 victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
How do you call a very long terrorist?
9/11.
My dad died in 9/11....
He was a good driver.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
If 6 is scared of 7 because 7 8 9, why is ten scared? Because it is in the middle of 9/11.
I used to think 11/11 was mistakenly 9/11.
What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!
I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.
I played the Angry Birds theme while watching a 9/11 documentary.
I would tell you a joke about 9/11, but it would come crashing down on you.
One of my family members died on 9/11, he was one of the best pilots in the Middle East.
What makes 9/11 an inside job?
Someone started calling it 10/7.
I told a 9/11 joke to my friends today.
It didn't land well.
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:
"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
It wasn't Islam that radicalized the terrorists who did 9/11.
Jenga comes to mind, though!
Dude, 9/11 jokes always bomb.
Subway trying to commemorate 9/11: CRASH INTO SUBWAY THIS SUBTEMBER 11TH TO GET 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR ONLY $9.11, THAT'S 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR $9.11 AND WATCH THEM FALL... INTO YOUR MOUTH!
Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.