Proof that 9/11 isn't a government plot.
It worked.
Q: How do you make a 9/11 cocktail?
A: Light two Manhattans on fire and then knock them over.
Guys, we shouldn't make jokes about 9/11. My dad was a victim.
He was the best pilot in Arab.
Whatβs worse than George Bush doing 9/11? Jeffrey Epstein doing nine Elevens.
(Best pick-up line ever). Your body is like 9/11. I wanna crash into your twin towers. π
I just watched a 9/11 documentary on a plane. Man next to me said, "You know we're going to New York, right?" I told him I just wanna know what I got into.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza. They got plane.
What did the north tower say to the south tower during the summer? Get ready for fall!
I have a pen, I have an Apple, um, Apple pen.
The Taliban had a plane, the US had a building boom, 9/11.
Hey, did you know that 9/11 won a Grammy?
Yes, best comedy award.
Today is the day of 9/11, and we were in class making jokes, and somebody said, "That's sad." I was like, "Why?" And they said, "Today is the day the towers went down." I said, "Just like I did on your mum last night."
What do terrorists do on 9/11? They have a game of Jenga.
Why is America bad at chess? We already lost two towers.
Hey, are you a terrorist? 'Cause I rate you 9/11.
A white dude walks up to a Muslim and says, "So you're an Indian?" and the Muslim says, "No brotha, I'm not 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11."
Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Well, probably the person in front of them.
What did the planes say when they were smashing or passing the Twin Towers?
Smash.
(Get it?) 9/11.
What's the difference between your birth and 9/11?
One was planned.
I flew a paper airplane and I rate it 9/11.
Today we had a test on September 11th in school. I got a 9/11.
