9/11 jokes
What is the difference between a cow and 9/11?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
Me: Wanna play 9/11?
Friend: What's that?
Me: It's a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the aeroplane!"
"And here comes the second one!"
When 9/11 happened, we changed our airport policies. When school shootings happen, we haven't changed anything since the shooting at Columbine in 1999. And we say we want the children to be safe.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has faster reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Y'all, these 9/11 jokes ain't funny. I ordered a plain pizza in the Twin Towers.
The towers ordered pepperoni but got plane.
I'll always remember my Dad's last words before he died on 9/11... Allahu Akbar!
How do terrorists feed their children?
Here comes the airplane.
Osama bin Laden rated America.
He gave us a 9/11.
Why is ten afraid?
Because it’s in the middle of 9/11.
Why did 10 die? -- He was in the middle of 9/11.
What color was the plane after it hit the tower?
It was all black inside (Martin Luther King Junior).
Why can't New Yorkers play chess?
Because they lost their towers.
Why was Saudi Arabia sad during 9/11?
Because there were no more planes.
The terrorists suck at [something]. They lost two times to the Twin Towers? Like, how do you land so far from it? One of them landed in a field.
The towers collapsed on 9/10, not 9/11.
Why were 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9. Then why was 10 afraid? Because it was between 9/11.
What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43? Floor 44 💀💀
Just do it.
Why did 10 run away?
Now it's 8, 9/11.