9/11

9/11 jokes

911

All these jokes are plane wrong. My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.

Dad

Teacher: Ok class, I'm going to ask a question about your family.

Alex: Miss, my Dad died in 9/11.

Teacher: OH NO, I'M SO SORRY!

Alex: Don't worry miss. It was only Dad and besides, he did what he wanted before he died.

Teacher: What was that?

Alex: Flew the plane.

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  • People

    I don't like it when people make 9/11 jokes. My dad was in it.

    He was the best damn pilot in Saudi Arabia.

    Memes

    McDonald's

    What is the difference between McDonald's and 9/11?

    McDonald's has a drive-through. Twin Towers has a fly-through.

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  • Grandad

    I don’t like making jokes about 9/11. My grandad died in it, he was the greatest pilot I ever knew.

    American

    Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Cause they already lost two towers.

    Plane

    Q: You want to know why I don’t make jokes about 9/11?

    A: They tend to crash and burn.

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  • Grandfather

    (just a joke) My grandfather was involved in 9/11. I’ve kept his pilot medals for how good of a pilot he was.