All these jokes are plane wrong. My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
Teacher: Ok class, I'm going to ask a question about your family.
Alex: Miss, my Dad died in 9/11.
Teacher: OH NO, I'M SO SORRY!
Alex: Don't worry miss. It was only Dad and besides, he did what he wanted before he died.
Teacher: What was that?
Alex: Flew the plane.
Watching the 9/11 documentaries, just watching a kill cam.
I don't like it when people make 9/11 jokes. My dad was in it.
He was the best damn pilot in Saudi Arabia.
9/11 and Jenga are the same.
It's a controlled demolition.
What is the difference between McDonald's and 9/11?
McDonald's has a drive-through. Twin Towers has a fly-through.
"White people can't jump"...
"You must not have seen the twin towers on 9/11."
What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?
A Double Manhattan.
How 9/11 Happened!:
Hey Bush, Truth or dare?
9/11 was like the 4th of July. It was very bright in the skies.
I donât like making jokes about 9/11. My grandad died in it, he was the greatest pilot I ever knew.
(This is a fucked up pick up line). Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11.
9/11 victims are the best readers.
They went through hundreds of stories in a few seconds.
Why did 10 die? -- He was in the middle of 9/11.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Cause they already lost two towers.
I saw identical twins. I threw a paper plane at them.
Q: You want to know why I donât make jokes about 9/11?
A: They tend to crash and burn.
The twin towers are like genders, there used to be two of them.
(just a joke) My grandfather was involved in 9/11. Iâve kept his pilot medals for how good of a pilot he was.
McDonald's and the Twin Towers are alike. McDonald's has a drive-through, and the Twin Towers had a fly-through.
