9/11 jokes
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the aeroplane!"
"And here comes the second one!"
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has faster reflexes than the Twin Towers.
What is the difference between a cow and 9/11?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
You want to hear a 9/11 joke?
I bet they did too!
Osama bin Laden rated America.
He gave us a 9/11.
Memes
They say there is power in numbers.
Tell that to the people in the Twin Towers.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9. So what was 10 scared of? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.
How do you know that Americans hate exercise?
9/11. How else do you explain hundreds of them jumping to their death rather than taking the stairs?
Why is the USA bad at Clash Royale? 'Cause they already lost two towers.
All these jokes are plane wrong. My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
Teacher: Ok class, I'm going to ask a question about your family.
Alex: Miss, my Dad died in 9/11.
Teacher: OH NO, I'M SO SORRY!
Alex: Don't worry miss. It was only Dad and besides, he did what he wanted before he died.
Teacher: What was that?
Alex: Flew the plane.
Watching the 9/11 documentaries, just watching a kill cam.
9/11 and Jenga are the same.
It's a controlled demolition.
I don't like it when people make 9/11 jokes. My dad was in it.
He was the best damn pilot in Saudi Arabia.
What is the difference between McDonald's and 9/11?
McDonald's has a drive-through. Twin Towers has a fly-through.
"White people can't jump"...
"You must not have seen the twin towers on 9/11."
What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?
A Double Manhattan.
How 9/11 Happened!:
Hey Bush, Truth or dare?
I don’t like making jokes about 9/11. My grandad died in it, he was the greatest pilot I ever knew.
(This is a fucked up pick up line). Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11.