9/11 jokes
I'd rate the food in Afghanistan a 9/11. That shit was bomb.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 Victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
When you name yourself Twin Towers and Terrorist in Kahoot:
"Twin Towers" is on fire🔥
"Terrorist" is on a streak of 2.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
9/11.
9/11 who?
You said that you would never forget!
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
The parents remember 9/11.
Why did 10 kill itself?
Because it was between 9/11.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pizzas and they only got plain: one came late, and then went to the wrong location.
I think they are New York Jets fans and the Jets QB helped them... That's why one of them was off target.
Never talk about 9/11 to me. I lost my dad in it.
He was a great pilot ;(
I woke up in my bed today.
Q. What's a 9/11 survivor's least favorite bagel? A. Plain.
Q: What song were the pilots of 9/11 listening to? A: 'So Let's Set The World On Fire.'
Why was I angry on my plane? Because I read these stupid 9/11 jokes.
What did Osama get on his test when he was a kid? A 9/11.
Who were the fastest readers? 9/11 victims. They went through 95 stories in 10 seconds.
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.
And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.
It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.
You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?
Google 'dancing Israelis'.
Imagine working at the World Trade Center, only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place.