What is the difference between McDonald's and 9/11?
McDonald's has a drive-through. Twin Towers has a fly-through.
"White people can't jump"...
"You must not have seen the twin towers on 9/11."
How 9/11 Happened!:
Hey Bush, Truth or dare
9/11 was like the 4th of july. It was very bright in the skies
I don’t like making jokes about 9/11, my grandad died in it, he was the greatest pilot I ever knew
(This is a fucked up pick up line) are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11
9/11 victims are the best readers
They went through hundreds of stories in a few seconds
Why did 10 die? -- He was in the middle of 9/11.
Q: you want to know way I don’t make jokes about 9/11 A: They tend to crash and burn
The twin towers are like genders, there used to be two of them
Knock knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said that you would never forget
( just a joke) my grandfather was involved in 9/11 😞. I’ve kept his pilot medals for how good of a pilot he was
McDonalds And the Twin towers are alike McDonalds has a drive through and the Twin Towers has a fly through
You know how 6 is afraid of 7 because 789 well 10 is afraid because he was in the middle of 9/11
Me: Wanna play 9/11? Friend: What's that? Me: Its a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.
You know I like my girls how I like my 9/11. Two twins that go down easy
you know how 7 ate 9 why was 10 scared? It's because he was in the middle of 9 11 🤣
What do 9-11 and a fighter have In common they both have a one two combo
The British equivalent to 9/11 would be a big red bus crashing into Big Ben
Whats 9/11 survivors least favorite nfl team ?
New York Jets.
