9/11 jokes
"White people can't jump"...
"You must not have seen the twin towers on 9/11."
What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?
A Double Manhattan.
(This is a fucked up pick up line). Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11.
How 9/11 Happened!:
Hey Bush, Truth or dare?
9/11 victims are the best readers.
They went through hundreds of stories in a few seconds.
I don’t like making jokes about 9/11. My grandad died in it, he was the greatest pilot I ever knew.
9/11 was like the 4th of July. It was very bright in the skies.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Cause they already lost two towers.
I saw identical twins. I threw a paper plane at them.
Q: You want to know why I don’t make jokes about 9/11?
A: They tend to crash and burn.
Why were the Twin Towers scared at dinner?
Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
You know how 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 8 9? Well, 10 is afraid because he was in the middle of 9/11.
McDonald's and the Twin Towers are alike. McDonald's has a drive-through, and the Twin Towers had a fly-through.
(just a joke) My grandfather was involved in 9/11. I’ve kept his pilot medals for how good of a pilot he was.
Wanna know why not to joke about 9/11? They usually crash the party.
What were the terrorists on 9/11 thinking?
"We can't go over it." "Can't go under it." "We have to go through it!"
Why were the twin towers sad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
You know, I like my girls how I like my 9/11: Two twins that go down easy.
Someone who was working in the tower must've put their phone on plane mode.
What do 9-11 and a fighter have in common? They both have a one-two combo.