9/11

9/11 jokes

Twin Towers

McDonald's and the Twin Towers are alike. McDonald's has a drive-through, and the Twin Towers had a fly-through.

Dinner

Why were the Twin Towers scared at dinner?

Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"

Number

You know how 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 8 9? Well, 10 is afraid because he was in the middle of 9/11.

911

Wanna know why not to joke about 9/11? They usually crash the party.

Game

Me: Wanna play 9/11?

Friend: What's that?

Me: It's a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.

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  • Twin Towers

    Why were the twin towers sad?

    Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.

    Terrorist

    What were the terrorists on 9/11 thinking?

    "We can't go over it." "Can't go under it." "We have to go through it!"

    Girl

    You know, I like my girls how I like my 9/11: Two twins that go down easy.

    Tower

    Someone who was working in the tower must've put their phone on plane mode.

    Middle

    You know how 7 ate 9? Why was 10 scared? It's because he was in the middle of 9/11. 🀣

    People

    Why do people keep on making jokes about the twin towers?

    Because they go down so well.

    Fighter

    What do 9-11 and a fighter have in common? They both have a one-two combo.

    Bus

    The British equivalent to 9/11 would be a big red bus crashing into Big Ben.

    PTSD

    So 6 is scared of 7 because 7, 8, 9, but why did 10 have PTSD?

    He was stuck in the middle of 9/11.