9/11 jokes

Q: You want to know why I don’t make jokes about 9/11?

A: They tend to crash and burn.

The twin towers are like genders, there used to be two of them.

(just a joke) My grandfather was involved in 9/11. I’ve kept his pilot medals for how good of a pilot he was.

McDonald's and the Twin Towers are alike. McDonald's has a drive-through, and the Twin Towers had a fly-through.

Why were the Twin Towers scared at dinner?

Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"

You know how 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 8 9? Well, 10 is afraid because he was in the middle of 9/11.

Wanna know why not to joke about 9/11? They usually crash the party.

Imagine working at the World Trade Center, only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place.

Me: Wanna play 9/11?

Friend: What's that?

Me: It's a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.

Why were the twin towers sad?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.

You know, I like my girls how I like my 9/11: Two twins that go down easy.

What were the terrorists on 9/11 thinking?

"We can't go over it." "Can't go under it." "We have to go through it!"

Someone who was working in the tower must've put their phone on plane mode.

The British equivalent to 9/11 would be a big red bus crashing into Big Ben.

Why were the twin towers actually twins?

Their birth and death date are the same!

You know how 7 ate 9? Why was 10 scared? It's because he was in the middle of 9/11. 🤣

Why do people keep on making jokes about the twin towers?

Because they go down so well.

What do 9-11 and a fighter have in common? They both have a one-two combo.

My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.

On September 11th, 2001, the New York Giants lost against the Jets.