9/11 jokes
McDonald's and the Twin Towers are alike. McDonald's has a drive-through, and the Twin Towers had a fly-through.
Why were the Twin Towers scared at dinner?
Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
You know how 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 8 9? Well, 10 is afraid because he was in the middle of 9/11.
Wanna know why not to joke about 9/11? They usually crash the party.
Imagine working at the World Trade Center, only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place.
Me: Wanna play 9/11?
Friend: What's that?
Me: It's a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.
Why were the twin towers sad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
What were the terrorists on 9/11 thinking?
"We can't go over it." "Can't go under it." "We have to go through it!"
You know, I like my girls how I like my 9/11: Two twins that go down easy.
Someone who was working in the tower must've put their phone on plane mode.
Why were the twin towers actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same!
You know how 7 ate 9? Why was 10 scared? It's because he was in the middle of 9/11. π€£
Why do people keep on making jokes about the twin towers?
Because they go down so well.
What do 9-11 and a fighter have in common? They both have a one-two combo.
The British equivalent to 9/11 would be a big red bus crashing into Big Ben.
On September 11th, 2001, the New York Giants lost against the Jets.
What's 9/11 survivors' least favorite NFL team?
New York Jets.
What is a terrorist's DJ name?
Osama Spin Laden.
Dropping beats like the Twin Towers.
So 6 is scared of 7 because 7, 8, 9, but why did 10 have PTSD?
He was stuck in the middle of 9/11.
Why can't Biden play chess?
Because he doesn't have the towers.