9/11 jokes
"White people can't jump"...
"You must not have seen the twin towers on 9/11."
What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?
A Double Manhattan.
(This is a fucked up pick up line). Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11.
How 9/11 Happened!:
Hey Bush, Truth or dare?
9/11 victims are the best readers.
They went through hundreds of stories in a few seconds.
I don’t like making jokes about 9/11. My grandad died in it, he was the greatest pilot I ever knew.
9/11 was like the 4th of July. It was very bright in the skies.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Cause they already lost two towers.
I saw identical twins. I threw a paper plane at them.
Q: You want to know why I don’t make jokes about 9/11?
A: They tend to crash and burn.
Why were the Twin Towers scared at dinner?
Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
You know how 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 8 9? Well, 10 is afraid because he was in the middle of 9/11.
(just a joke) My grandfather was involved in 9/11. I’ve kept his pilot medals for how good of a pilot he was.
McDonald's and the Twin Towers are alike. McDonald's has a drive-through, and the Twin Towers had a fly-through.
Wanna know why not to joke about 9/11? They usually crash the party.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
Now why was 10 afraid? Because it was in the middle of 9-11.
What were the terrorists on 9/11 thinking?
"We can't go over it." "Can't go under it." "We have to go through it!"
What do 9-11 and a fighter have in common? They both have a one-two combo.
Why were the twin towers sad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
You know, I like my girls how I like my 9/11: Two twins that go down easy.