9/11 jokes
Why are people so worked up about 9/11? They were just playing Jenga.
Anybody remember 9/11? Cause I sure do, and oh boy was my father a good pilot!💥
My dad died in 9/11.
He was a good pilot.
Up into the sky so very far, here comes Dr. Seuss! "ALLAHU AKBAR", at the ripe old age of 97, he committed 9/11.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
9/11.
9/11 who?
You said that you would never forget!
Imagine working at the World Trade Center, only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place.
I like 7/11 because it's like 9/11.
What world record did the people in 9/11 get?
The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.
How are the faster readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they read 80 stories in 10 seconds.
9/11 was probably just a woman pilot.
Why was 10 scared? Because 9/11.
How do you know that Americans hate exercise?
9/11. How else do you explain hundreds of them jumping to their death rather than taking the stairs?
Stop with the 9/11 jokes, people. They're just not gonna fly.
Me: I know a good 9/11 joke, but it would probably go over your head.
The Twin Towers: No, it won’t.
Once my twin brother died from a plane crash. His last words were, "If it's a bomb, I'll give it a 9/11."
I don't usually make 9/11 jokes. They always go down in flames.
Q: What do you call 9/11? A: Enemy persion airstrike.
For 9/11, I decided to bomb my twins.
How do terrorists feed their children?
Here comes the airplane.
What are the similarities between BTC and 9/11? They both crashed down.