9/11 jokes

Up into the sky so very far, here comes Dr. Seuss! "ALLAHU AKBAR", at the ripe old age of 97, he committed 9/11.

I rate the Twin Towers 9/11, very stable buildings.

On the day of 9/11, the WTC's ordered cheese and pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.

Y'all, these 9/11 jokes ain't funny. I ordered a plain pizza in the Twin Towers.

When you're watching a 9/11 documentary, that one kid in your class finds the 97th Jenga block and knocks it down.

I hate when people make jokes about the Twin Towers.

My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.

My friend's dad died during 9/11. He was such a good pilot, but my friend kept disturbing him, so when his dad died, he said, "It was you who killed me" (to the child).

So the child said, "Yoo-hoo? What type of name is Yoo-hoo, but Yoo-hoo, Yoo-hoo come here, I need to kill you NOW."

Who are the fastest readers?

9/11 victims.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9. So what was 10 scared of? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.

Why was 10 so scared?

He was in the middle of 9/11.

Me: Wanna play 9/11?

Friend: What's that?

Me: It's a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.

I'd make you fall harder than the South Tower.

My dad was in the plane in 9/11, and he was the smart one that convinced everyone. He said, "We're fucked."

I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀

Why was 10 scared? Because it was scared of 9/11. And why did I have to take a fall? I have nothing to do with the big II.

Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has faster reflexes than the Twin Towers.

Is it me, or was 9/11 too plane? I thought it would be more exciting.

"Can we do 69?"

"How about we do 9/11 since we will crash together?"

If 9/11 happened again, I want to share a selfie of me flying that plane.