You know how 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 8 9? Well, 10 is afraid because he was in the middle of 9/11.
Wanna know why not to joke about 9/11? They usually crash the party.
Why were the Twin Towers scared at dinner?
Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
Me: Wanna play 9/11?
Friend: What's that?
Me: It's a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.
Imagine working at the World Trade Center, only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place.
Why were the twin towers sad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
You know, I like my girls how I like my 9/11: Two twins that go down easy.
Why were the twin towers actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same!
What were the terrorists on 9/11 thinking?
"We can't go over it." "Can't go under it." "We have to go through it!"
You know how 7 ate 9? Why was 10 scared? It's because he was in the middle of 9/11. π€£
Why do people keep on making jokes about the twin towers?
Because they go down so well.
What do 9-11 and a fighter have in common? They both have a one-two combo.
The British equivalent to 9/11 would be a big red bus crashing into Big Ben.
On September 11th, 2001, the New York Giants lost against the Jets.
Someone who was working in the tower must've put their phone on plane mode.
What's 9/11 survivors' least favorite NFL team?
New York Jets.
What is a terrorist's DJ name?
Osama Spin Laden.
Dropping beats like the Twin Towers.
Why can't Biden play chess?
Because he doesn't have the towers.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
I think Paul Walker and 9/11 jokes are great, but when I tell them to others, they tend to crash and burn.
