9/11 jokes

Whenever you think back to 9/11 and realize there are 12 hours in front of us, why the f*ck didn't they warn us?

How do terrorists feed their kids?

"Here comes the airplane... and then the second!"

Anybody remember 9/11? Cause I sure do, and oh boy was my father a good pilot!💥

How are the faster readers in the world?

9/11 victims, they read 80 stories in 10 seconds.

What's the worst thing about 9/11?

All of the stupid "Airplane" jokes.

I think I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.

What world record did the people in 9/11 get?

The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.

9/11 was probably just a woman pilot.

On September 11th, 2001, the New York Giants lost against the Jets.

Y'all, these 9/11 jokes ain't funny. I ordered a plain pizza in the Twin Towers.

Why was 10 scared because it was in the middle of 9/11?

I thought I had the best K/D ratio in my fighter jet on Battlefield, then I heard about Mohammed Atta.

My uncle died on 9/11. Her last words were "Allahu Akbar."

I tried to search stuff about 9/11 for a research project, but it didn’t work... I guess the site crashed.

If 6 is scared of 7 because 7 8 9, why is ten scared? Because it is in the middle of 9/11.

What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes?

They never land.

Just like the planes.

I don't usually make 9/11 jokes. They always go down in flames.

Q: What do you call 9/11? A: Enemy persion airstrike.

11/9 is opposite day. The towers fall on the planes instead of 9/11, way.

I joke about 9/11 because if I did it, it would have a tendency to crash and burn.

What's funny is that I am typing this in the middle of a document... WAIT JENGA!!!!!!!