9/11 jokes
The thing about 9/11 and the jokes about it, for most people it flew over their head, for some it flew into their head.
"Can we do 69?"
"How about we do 9/11 since we will crash together?"
My dad was in 9/11, that's rude, and he was a great pilot.
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
I used to think 11/11 was mistakenly 9/11.
I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀
If 7, 8, 9, why was 10 afraid?
It was between 9/11.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in between 9/11.
I hate the 9/11 jokes; my dad and grandpa were killed.
My dad was one hell of a pilot.
Grandpa was a hell of a planner.
What did one terrorist say to their kid?
“Here comes the airplane!” “Here comes the other one!”
9/11 hahahahaha. Lawrence, I hope you read this!
I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.
Once I got one so big, they were going to make 9/11 2.0!
The Towers wanted pepperoni pizza, but they got planned.
Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The 9/11 victims, they went through 700 stories in 10 seconds.
Y'all, these 9/11 jokes ain't funny. I ordered a plain pizza in the Twin Towers.
I don't usually like to tell 9/11 jokes for two reasons: they're morally wrong, and they tend to crash and burn.
What was racing through people's minds during 9/11?
Probably a plane. (:
Why was 10 scared? Because he was in-between 9/11.