9/11 jokes

Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pizzas and they only got plain: one came late, and then went to the wrong location.

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?

The parents remember 9/11.

I think they are New York Jets fans and the Jets QB helped them... That's why one of them was off target.

What did Osama get on his test when he was a kid? A 9/11.

Who were the fastest readers? 9/11 victims. They went through 95 stories in 10 seconds.

I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.

And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.

It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.

The twin towers are like genders, there used to be two of them.

Why was 10 so scared?

He was in the middle of 9/11.

I don't usually like to tell 9/11 jokes for two reasons: they're morally wrong, and they tend to crash and burn.

My friend's dad died during 9/11. He was such a good pilot, but my friend kept disturbing him, so when his dad died, he said, "It was you who killed me" (to the child).

So the child said, "Yoo-hoo? What type of name is Yoo-hoo, but Yoo-hoo, Yoo-hoo come here, I need to kill you NOW."

When you're watching a 9/11 documentary, that one kid in your class finds the 97th Jenga block and knocks it down.

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.

On the day of 9/11, the WTC's ordered cheese and pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.

If 9/11 happened again, I want to share a selfie of me flying that plane.

I rate the Twin Towers 9/11, very stable buildings.

10, being in the middle, tried to prevent 9/11 from getting closer.

Sorry, I meant 9 and 11.

Okay class, who can tell me who the fastest readers are?

The pilots of 9/11 went through the Twin Towers, 6 in 3 seconds.

My dad was in the plane in 9/11, and he was the smart one that convinced everyone. He said, "We're fucked."

9/11 wasn’t the date, it was the score.

Why did 10 kill itself?

Because it was between 9/11.