9/11 jokes

My uncle died in 9/11. He was a pilot.

Why was 10 scared? Because 9/11.

I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably go up in flames.

Why is America so bad at playing chess?

They lost two towers.

Why was 10 scared because it was in the middle of 9/11?

9/11 was probably just a woman pilot.

What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes?

They never land.

Just like the planes.

I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀

Why are people so worked up about 9/11? They were just playing Jenga.

My uncle died on 9/11. Her last words were "Allahu Akbar."

The Twin Towers ordered pepperoni pizza, instead they got plain.

Why were the terrorists upset on 9/11? bcz 1 of the 4 missed its target.

Dude, people gotta stop letting 9/11 jokes fly around like bro, you're gonna make my brain explode!

Sorry for this Pick Up Line.

Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.

9/11 is not funny. It's just plane disrespectful to make fun of it.

My dad was in 9/11, that's rude, and he was a great pilot.

The 9/11 and the Spanish flu are kind of similar.

The Spanish flu was a very dangerous flu, and in 9/11, something very dangerous flew.

I don't usually make 9/11 jokes. They always go down in flames.

Y'all, these 9/11 jokes ain't funny. I ordered a plain pizza in the Twin Towers.

When you're watching a 9/11 documentary, that one kid in your class finds the 97th Jenga block and knocks it down.