9/11

9/11 jokes

Victim

Why were the victims of 9/11 so mad?

Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.

Pilot

I should probably stop making jokes about 9/11.

My dad died to it, he was a great pilot.

Similarity

What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?

They both fall in September.

Site

I tried to search stuff about 9/11 for a research project, but it didn’t work... I guess the site crashed.

Memes

Jenga

We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"

World Record

What world record did the people in 9/11 get?

The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.

Pizza

On the day of 9/11, the WTC's ordered cheese and pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.

Issue

What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes?

They never land.

Just like the planes.

Dude

Dude, people gotta stop letting 9/11 jokes fly around like bro, you're gonna make my brain explode!

Flu

The 9/11 and the Spanish flu are kind of similar.

The Spanish flu was a very dangerous flu, and in 9/11, something very dangerous flew.

Documentary

When you're watching a 9/11 documentary, that one kid in your class finds the 97th Jenga block and knocks it down.

Time

I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀

Plane

9/11 is not funny. It's just plane disrespectful to make fun of it.