When you're watching a 9/11 documentary, that one kid in your class finds the 97th Jenga block and knocks it down.
9/11 Jokes
My dad died in 9/11.
He was a good pilot.
My grandpa was in 9/11. He was the best pilot.
Why was number 10 scared?
It was surrounded by 9/11.
On the day of 9/11, the WTC's ordered cheese and pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
What world record did the people in 9/11 get?
The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.
10/7 is probably a spinoff of 9/11.
You can't convince me otherwise.
My uncle died in 9/11. He was a pilot.
Why was 10 scared? Because 9/11.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
Why were the victims of 9/11 so mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
Stop with the 9/11 jokes.
They're not gonna fly.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash? They already lost two towers.
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
Once I got one so big, they were going to make 9/11 2.0!
It wasn't Islam that radicalized the terrorists who did 9/11.
Jenga comes to mind, though!
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims.
10, being in the middle, tried to prevent 9/11 from getting closer.
Sorry, I meant 9 and 11.
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.
I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.
What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!
