9/11 jokes

9/11 hahahahaha. Lawrence, I hope you read this!

Knock, knock.

“Who's there?”

“The Twin Towers.”

“The Twin Towers who?”

“I thought you'd never forget.”

A white dude walks up to a Muslim and says, "So you're an Indian?" and the Muslim says, "No brotha, I'm not 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11."

What do you call sex in the World Trade Center?

An inside job.

My great grandfather died in 9/11.

He was such a good pilot.

Why was 10 scared? Because he was in-between 9/11.

What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?

A Double Manhattan.

My grandpa died in 9/11. He crashed a plane.

My dad in 9/11; he was the best pilot.

What’s the difference between an Indian and an Arab?

One's responsible for 7/11, the other's responsible for 9/11.

Who were the people that survived 9/11?

The ones who decided it would be a good idea to jump.

My dad died in 9/11, and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane, next to Soul Plane.

9/11 and Jenga are the same.

It's a controlled demolition.

Guys, we shouldn't make jokes about 9/11. My dad was a victim.

He was the best pilot in Arab.

You know how they said weight people can't jump? Check out the 9/11 videos.

What's good about 9/11? It helped solve the world's overpopulation issue.

I don't like it when people make jokes about 9/11, because we lost 19 great patriots that day.

Teacher: Ok class, I'm going to ask a question about your family.

Alex: Miss, my Dad died in 9/11.

Teacher: OH NO, I'M SO SORRY!

Alex: Don't worry miss. It was only Dad and besides, he did what he wanted before he died.

Teacher: What was that?

Alex: Flew the plane.

What’s the difference between a firefighter and Snoop Dogg?

Snoop Dogg inhaled less smoke during 9/11.

If I had to rate the attack on the Twin Towers from the Muslims, I'd give it a 9/11.