9/11 jokes
Why is America so bad at playing chess?
They lost two towers.
My uncle died in 9/11. He was a pilot.
Why was 10 scared? Because 9/11.
Why were the victims of 9/11 so mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
I should probably stop making jokes about 9/11.
My dad died to it, he was a great pilot.
Memes
What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?
They both fall in September.
I tried to search stuff about 9/11 for a research project, but it didn’t work... I guess the site crashed.
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"
What world record did the people in 9/11 get?
The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.
My dad died in 9/11.
He was a good pilot.
On the day of 9/11, the WTC's ordered cheese and pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes?
They never land.
Just like the planes.
Dude, people gotta stop letting 9/11 jokes fly around like bro, you're gonna make my brain explode!
Why were the terrorists upset on 9/11? bcz 1 of the 4 missed its target.
My dad was in 9/11, that's rude, and he was a great pilot.
The 9/11 and the Spanish flu are kind of similar.
The Spanish flu was a very dangerous flu, and in 9/11, something very dangerous flew.
When you're watching a 9/11 documentary, that one kid in your class finds the 97th Jenga block and knocks it down.
Why was 10 scared because it was in the middle of 9/11?
9/11 was probably just a woman pilot.
I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀