9/11 jokes

9/11 pilots are the best readers.

They went through 30 stories in less than an hour.

A retired George W. Bush is eating a donut at 7/11 and looks at it. "I'm so happy I did that." A guy overhears the conversation and says, "You're happy you bought that donut? Oh haha, I would be too. I love donuts!" George W. Bush then says, "Oh hahaha, you caught me," and then says, "Oh hahaha, you must have heard me wrong. I said, I'm so happy I did 9/11."

Google 'dancing Israelis'.

Why is America so bad at playing chess?

They lost two towers.

I'd make you fall harder than the South Tower.

What did the mom say to the twins?

"Go crash a plane!"

I should probably stop making jokes about 9/11.

My dad died to it, he was a great pilot.

My uncle died in 9/11. He was a pilot.

Why was 10 scared? Because 9/11.

I tried to search stuff about 9/11 for a research project, but it didn’t work... I guess the site crashed.

What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?

They both fall in September.

I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably go up in flames.

I don't usually make 9/11 jokes. They always go down in flames.

Why are people so worked up about 9/11? They were just playing Jenga.

Sorry for this Pick Up Line.

Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.

9/11 is not funny. It's just plane disrespectful to make fun of it.

Why were the terrorists upset on 9/11? bcz 1 of the 4 missed its target.

Dude, people gotta stop letting 9/11 jokes fly around like bro, you're gonna make my brain explode!

My dad was in 9/11, that's rude, and he was a great pilot.

The 9/11 and the Spanish flu are kind of similar.

The Spanish flu was a very dangerous flu, and in 9/11, something very dangerous flew.