9/11

9/11 jokes

Victim

Why were the victims of 9/11 so mad?

Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.

Pilot

I should probably stop making jokes about 9/11.

My dad died to it, he was a great pilot.

Similarity

What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?

They both fall in September.

Site

I tried to search stuff about 9/11 for a research project, but it didn’t work... I guess the site crashed.

Jenga

We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"

Memes

McDonald's

9/11 jokes
A dark shirt or fabric featuring a yellow graphic. The graphic shows the McDonald's golden arches. Between the arches, two small yellow airplanes are depicted flying towards two tall yellow rectangular buildings that resemble the World Trade Center Twin Towers, with a minimalist city skyline below them. Underneath the graphic, white text reads "I'm hittin' it."

World Record

What world record did the people in 9/11 get?

The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.

Pizza

On the day of 9/11, the WTC's ordered cheese and pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.

Issue

What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes?

They never land.

Just like the planes.

Dude

Dude, people gotta stop letting 9/11 jokes fly around like bro, you're gonna make my brain explode!

Flu

The 9/11 and the Spanish flu are kind of similar.

The Spanish flu was a very dangerous flu, and in 9/11, something very dangerous flew.

Documentary

When you're watching a 9/11 documentary, that one kid in your class finds the 97th Jenga block and knocks it down.

Time

I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀

Plane

9/11 is not funny. It's just plane disrespectful to make fun of it.