9/11 jokes
What's the difference between your birth and 9/11?
One was planned.
My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.
I'm sorry my jokes are so bad.
9/11 called for help. What did that get? Nothing.
Never joke about 9/11, they'll just crash and burn.
A girl is meeting this Muslim for a date, and she asks him, "So are you Indian?"
And the Muslim goes, "No, bitch, I ain't 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11!"
What's the problem with 9/11 jokes?
They are just two plane.
What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.
You know how 7 ate 9? Why was 10 scared? It's because he was in the middle of 9/11. 🤣
What hit the ground first in 9/11? The people.
How do terrorists feed their babies?
"Here comes the aeroplane!"
Q: Why was 10 afraid?
A: Because he was always between 9/11.
I joke about 9/11 because if I did it, it would have a tendency to crash and burn.
Ok ok ok so 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
I'd rate the pilot a 9/11.
After 9/11, the Twin Towers began to vape and smoke weed... 😔
Stop with the 9/11 jokes.
They're not gonna fly.
9/11 was probably just a woman pilot.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they did 98 stories in 10 seconds.
Who's the world's fastest reader?
9/11 victims. They went through 90 stories in 60 seconds.