9/11 jokes
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims of course, they went through 89 stories in only 5 minutes!
Never joke about 9/11, they'll just crash and burn.
What do 9/11 and COVID-19 have in common?
I couldn't give a fuck about either.
If someone told me to bring up 9/11, they were trying to make a funny joke, but it didn't work.
That one really *crashed and burned*.
Ever heard the saying white people can’t jump??
Well, I think that’s total bullshit. You should have seen us on 9/11!
9/11 pilots are the best readers.
They went through 30 stories in less than an hour.
A retired George W. Bush is eating a donut at 7/11 and looks at it. "I'm so happy I did that." A guy overhears the conversation and says, "You're happy you bought that donut? Oh haha, I would be too. I love donuts!" George W. Bush then says, "Oh hahaha, you caught me," and then says, "Oh hahaha, you must have heard me wrong. I said, I'm so happy I did 9/11."
Why is America so bad at playing chess?
They lost two towers.
What did the mom say to the twins?
"Go crash a plane!"
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably go up in flames.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
Why were the victims of 9/11 so mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
My uncle died in 9/11. He was a pilot.
The thing about 9/11 and the jokes about it, for most people it flew over their head, for some it flew into their head.
I'm at school and this website isn't blocked, and I need help on who did 9/11?
I thought I had the best K/D ratio in my fighter jet on Battlefield, then I heard about Mohammed Atta.
Why was number 10 scared?
It was surrounded by 9/11.
On the day of 9/11, the WTC's ordered cheese and pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Why are people so worked up about 9/11? They were just playing Jenga.
I tried to search stuff about 9/11 for a research project, but it didn’t work... I guess the site crashed.