9/11

9/11 jokes

Time

I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀

Issue

What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes?

They never land.

Just like the planes.

Pizza

Y'all, these 9/11 jokes ain't funny. I ordered a plain pizza in the Twin Towers.

Documentary

When you're watching a 9/11 documentary, that one kid in your class finds the 97th Jenga block and knocks it down.

Pizza

On the day of 9/11, the WTC's ordered cheese and pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.

World Record

What world record did the people in 9/11 get?

The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.

Date

10/7 is probably a spinoff of 9/11.

You can't convince me otherwise.

Victim

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.

Victim

Why were the victims of 9/11 so mad?

Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.

Tower

Twin Towers

The South Tower proposed to the North Tower, but he said no.

Gender

Twin Towers

What do 9/11 and gender have in common?

They used to be two, and now it's a sensitive topic.