i hate school, i mean why CAN'T you pull out a 12 gauge and shoot everyone including the teachers?! this generation is to soft man.
how do you surprise 50 year old man? by putting a 12 inch dick through his ass. He said " best surprise ever"
A man went to buy 5 undies, so he said, "Hi, 5 undies, please, 1 for each weekday." Then another man comes and said, "Hi, 7 undies please, 1 for each day, and they'll finish cleaning by Sunday." So the cashier said, "Now that's more like it!" And then another person said, "Hi, 12 undies please, wait, I'm gonna double check... January... fe"
Why did I by the orphan a iPhone 12 because he couldn’t get home
What do you call someone who gets killed at 12 o'clock on New Year's? First kill of the match.
Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at a cup of orange juice for 12 hours because it said "concentrate."
Why do my parents not love me? Because I've fucked 12 dogs and 7 minors while they were watching
A guy gets home from work to see his girlfriend packing, and he asks her why she is packing. The girl says, "Because I found out you're a pedophile." The guy goes, "A pedophile?" And she says, "Yes." The guy goes, "That's a big word for a 12-year-old."
what is the difference between a priest and mcdonalds? nothing, they both stick their meat in between 12-year-old buns
What’s big, pink, long and makes my 12 year old girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth?
Her miscarriage.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 broke into a daycare and ate 12 children before burning the building down.
People were deciding how to punish a terrible criminal, and one man came up with a great idea.
He sat him in a movie theater with no food at all and made him watch a 12 hour documentary about the country Hungary.
12 people on Let's Gooooo.
STORY OF 2 PEOPLE NOT ME:
Girlfriend: What would you do if I won the lottery? Boyfriend: I would take half and leave you Girlfriend: Ok cool I won 12 dollars heres 6 and don't come back
Why did the sexy 12 year old girl with cerebral palsy get raped? Because her parents didn’t have the decency to drown her at birth.
A woman was sitting alone at a bar and a man approached her. He asked her why she looked so sadly. She responded that her boyfriend had just broken up with her because she was too kinky.
The man expressed his amazement when he admitted that his girlfriend had dumped him because of his fetishes. After a few drinks they decided to go back to her place.
When they arrived she told him to make himself comfortable while she freshened up. The man complied. After a long time she burst open her bedroom door and she said, "I hope you're ready!"
She stood in the doorway wearing a latex body suit and a gas mask. She had a whip in one hand, a flogger in the other hand and a 12 inch strap-on dangling between her thighs.
The dude looked at her and said, "Thanks, but I'm good for the night!"
She said, "I thought you said that you were kinky."
The dude replied, "While you were in there I f-cked your cat, pissed in your plants and came on your curtains. It's been fun!
Just got an iPhone 12 for my brother, best trade I've ever made.
Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction after eating 12-year-old nuts.
one time michael jackson had an elergic reaction from eation 12 year old nuts
Yo mama so fat, she was pulled over... FOR HAVING 12 POUNDS OF CRACK ON HER!
