12 jokes

I like my girls how I like my wine, 12 years locked in the basement.

I was raised a Catholic, and my priest told me when I was 12, "God is watching you when you masturbate."

I said, "Is God a pedophile too, Father?"

How do you cover 12 holes with one hole?

Take a flute and shove it up your ass.

A mathematician stumbles home drunk at 3 a.m., and his wife is livid. "You swore that you'd be home by 11:45!"

"No," slurs the mathematician, "I said I'd be home by a quarter of 12."

Chuck Norris was a kamikaze pilot. 12 times.