What's the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
What do a pedophile and a clock have in common...neither of them go pass 12.
What does a priest and a wristwatch have in common? they both start at 12.
whats in a michael jackson hotdog
a 50 year old piece of meat
a 12 year old bun
What's the difference between a priest and a pimple? A pimple will wait until you're 12 years old to come on your face.
After 12 its lunch 😂😂
Me (an adult) with my girl going to a nice restaurant I asked the waiter "People under 12 eat free right" the water confirmed that yes people under 12 eat free, then my girlfriend said, "but I'm 13.
Q: How are Clocks like Pedophiles? A: They both stop an 12
Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some mairawanah Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said i know you wanna but dumb ass jill forgot her pills and now they have 12 kids
Why did I by the orphan a iPhone 12 because he couldn’t get home
I like my girls how I like my wine, 12 years locked in the basement .
There was a guy I knew who owned a foot high piano player? He had found a magic lamp and rubbed it. The genie popped out and gave him one wish. The guy thinks the genie was a bit deaf as all he got was a 12 pianist.
Chuck Norris was a kamikaze pilot. 12 times.
I was raised a Catholic and my priest told me when I was 12, "God is watching you when you masturbate".
I said, "Is God a pedophile too, Father?"
Mom: Wake up!
Me: No, I'm too disappointed and I have a headache...
Mom: Why are you disappointed?
Me: I took 12 random pills and I still woke up...
(sorry in advance this joke is brutal)
What has 12 heads and 24 eyes?
The bin at the back of the abortion clinic.
My dad is like my virginity. I lost him at 12
What's the difference between an American 12-year-old and an African 12-year-old? About 40 pounds.
How do you cover 12 holes with one hole? -- Take a flute and shove it up your ass.
Did you know that McDonalds made a Michael Jackson burger? It’s a 50 year old piece of meat in a 12 year old bun.
