one time michael jackson had an elergic reaction from eation 12 year old nuts
I met an amazing girl online. Smart, sexy... uninhibited. Of course it turned out to be a 12 year old paraplegic boy... I have to admit... The sex was disappointing.
A 60 year old man is walking along a deserted road with a 12 year old boy. It’s getting dark, and the boy says “Hey mister, it’s getting dark and I’m scared”. The man replies, “You’re scared? I’ve got to walk back to town alone”.
What’s the coolest thing about having a 12 year old friend... You get to meet Chris Hansen!!!
Me:Sister STOP STEALING MY STUFF OR I WILL MAKE U FEEL BAD Sister:No I wont stop Me:Fine im telling the world what u did Sister:What you will see when i post it Sister:WHY DID U TELL THEM I PEED ON SANTA CLAUS WHEN I WAS 12 YEARS OLD ME:BECAUSE U DON ́T HAVE A LIFE
dad: hey son do you like Christmas? 12 year old me: yeah! dad: well how would you feel about two me: what?
if u make jokes abt SH you're not funny and if u do im gonna assume you're some 12 year old who wants to be an edge lord idrc if ppl get pressed
A guy gets home from work to seeing his gf packing and he asks her why are you packing and the girl says cause i found out your a Pedophilia and the guy goes a Pedophilia and she says yes and the guy goes thats a big word for a 12 year old
What's the best thing about taking a shower with a 12 year old Philippino girl? If you slick her hair back she looks 10.
what is the difference between a priest and mcdonalds? nothing, they both stick their meat in between 12-year-old buns
I like my woman like I like my wine,12 years old and locked in the basement
