Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction after eating 12 year old nuts
What’s big, pink, long and makes my 12 year old girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth?
Her miscarriage.
What’s similar between a pregnant 12 year old and the fetus inside of her? They’re both thinking oh shit my mums gonna kill me!
What’s the coolest thing about having a 12 year old friend... You get to meet Chris Hansen!!!
I was on a bus when this girl offered to blow me for $5...
...and never being a person to pass up a good deal, I gave her $5 and watched her do her thing. After she was finished she lit up a cigarette and started smoking right there on the bus.
I was disgusted. I thought to myself, "What is this world coming to? Who sells cigarettes to a 12 year old?"
What's the difference between an American 12-year-old and an African 12-year-old? About 40 pounds.
Did you know that McDonalds made a Michael Jackson burger? It’s a 50 year old piece of meat in a 12 year old bun.
whats in a michael jackson hotdog
a 50 year old piece of meat
a 12 year old bun
I like my lovers like I like my whiskey, 12 years old and mixed up with coke.
What's a similarity between The Ark of the Covenant, The Holy Grail and a bunch of 12 year olds?
They are all locked in the Priest's basement.
A wife was cleaning 12-year-old son’s bedroom When she found a load of serious bondage gear and fetish mags, she asked her husband, “what do we do?” The husband said, “I’m no expert, but I wouldn’t fucking spank him.”
What's better then sex with your 12 year old sister?
Rolling her over and pretending it's your 10 year old brother
What's the difference between a priest and a pimple? A pimple will wait until you're 12 years old to come on your face.
I like my women how I Iike my wine. 12 years old and locked in a cellar.
I was laughing my ass off when the 12 year old child realized the door to my basement was unlocked, and he didn't need to cannibalize his two friends in a desperate attempt for survival 🤣🤣🤣
Did you hear they think Michael Jackson died from food poisoning, he ate 12 year old nuts and a 13 year old wiener
I called my boss the other Monday and told him I needed the day off because I was sick. He said "how sick?". I said "well I'm in bed with my 12 year old sister".
Why did the sexy 12 year old girl with cerebral palsy get raped? Because her parents didn’t have the decency to drown her at birth
I found Jeffrey Epstein’s diary the other day The last entry was about 12 years old
one time michael jackson had an elergic reaction from eation 12 year old nuts
