12 year old

12 year old jokes

Hotdog

What's in a Michael Jackson hotdog?

A 50-year-old piece of meat.

A 12-year-old bun.

Difference

What's the difference between an American 12-year-old and an African 12-year-old? About 40 pounds.

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  • Depression

    A 10-year-old: "I don't want to smile without having a reason to. People shouldn't think I'm happy 24/7."

    A 10-year-old, a week later: "Damn... my life is shitty..."

    <2 years later> 12-year-old: "What is de-pre-ssion?" *googles it*

    Now 14-year-old: "Oh..."

    McDonald's

    Did you know that McDonald's made a Michael Jackson burger? It’s a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.

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  • Wife

    A wife was cleaning her 12-year-old son’s bedroom when she found a load of serious bondage gear and fetish mags. She asked her husband, “What do we do?”

    The husband said, “I’m no expert, but I wouldn’t fucking spank him.”

    Memes

    Lover

    I like my lovers like I like my whiskey, 12 years old and mixed up with coke.

    Priest

    What's a similarity between The Ark of the Covenant, The Holy Grail and a bunch of 12 year olds?

    They are all locked in the Priest's basement.

    Incest

    What's better than sex with your 12 year old sister?

    Rolling her over and pretending it's your 10 year old brother.

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  • Child

    I was laughing my ass off when the 12-year-old child realized the door to my basement was unlocked, and he didn't need to cannibalize his two friends in a desperate attempt for survival. 🤣🤣🤣

    Priest

    What's the difference between a priest and a pimple?

    A pimple will wait until you're 12 years old to come on your face.

    Wine

    I like my women how I like my wine: 12 years old and locked in a cellar.

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  • Michael Jackson

    Did you hear they think Michael Jackson died from food poisoning? He ate 12-year-old nuts and a 13-year-old wiener.

    Blow job

    I was on a bus when this girl offered to blow me for $5.

    ...and never being a person to pass up a good deal, I gave her $5 and watched her do her thing. After she was finished she lit up a cigarette and started smoking right there on the bus.

    I was disgusted. I thought to myself, "What is this world coming to? Who sells cigarettes to a 12 year old?"

    Sister

    I called my boss the other Monday and told him I needed the day off because I was sick. He said, "How sick?"

    I said, "Well, I'm in bed with my 12-year-old sister."

    Girl

    Why did the sexy 12 year old girl with cerebral palsy get raped? Because her parents didn’t have the decency to drown her at birth.

    Diary

    I found Jeffrey Epstein’s diary the other day.

    The last entry was about 12 years old.

    Reaction

    One time Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction from eating 12-year-old nuts.

    Miscarriage

    What’s big, pink, long and makes my 12 year old girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth?

    Her miscarriage.