Guy: "Can I tell you a joke?"
Spiderman: "Yes."
Guy: "You only have 11 months on your calendar."
Spiderman: "Why?"
Guy: *holds up knife* "Because I murdered May."
Your momma's so fat she started "Fat Lives Matter". Meetings are everyday:
11 o'clock McDonald's, 12 o'clock KFC, 1 o'clock Pizza Hut.
Today we had a test on September 11th in school. I got a 9/11.
Me dozing off while driving.
Everyone else on the passenger plane: September 11, 2001.
I flew a paper airplane and I rate it 9/11.
What did the planes say when they were smashing or passing the Twin Towers?
Smash.
(Get it?) 9/11.
What's the difference between your birth and 9/11?
One was planned.
I like my women how I like my scotch: 11 years old and mixed with Coke.
Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Well, probably the person in front of them.
My dad died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
What's the difference between WW2 kamikaze planes and 9/11?
One of the missions succeeded.
9/11... 911... COINCIDENCE I THINK NOT!
What's the difference in Japanese Kamikaze and 9/11?
There is none, they both go up in flames.
Kobe Bryant and 9/11 are two things I don't joke about because when I do, they tend to crash and burn.
I'll always remember my Dad's last words before he died on 9/11...
Allahu Akbar!
Can we stop talking about 9/11? I lost my dad in it.
He was a great pilot.
Me: dozes off while driving. Everybody else on the passenger plane on September 11.
A short person should never piss off a fat person taller than them. The fat person just has to lean slightly, and it's 9/11 all over again.
There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head?
A pentagon!
(9/11 joke)
My great grandfather died in 9/11.
He was an amazing pilot.
