11 jokes

Today is the day of 9/11, and we were in class making jokes, and somebody said, "That's sad." I was like, "Why?" And they said, "Today is the day the towers went down." I said, "Just like I did on your mum last night."

John: Hi, boss, it is raining heavily today, so I will not be coming.

Boss: You stated in your job application that swimming was your hobby, so see you at 11 AM.

What do maths and 9/11 have in common?

They both prove two parallel lines can be intercepted by a plane.

James Woods, starring in the newest movie: "September 11, two thousand fun."

A white dude walks up to a Muslim and says, "So you're an Indian?" and the Muslim says, "No brotha, I'm not 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11."

My uncle died on September 11. He was the greatest pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.

9/11 wasn’t a terrorist attack, it was the world’s introduction to Sky Football

9/11... 911... COINCIDENCE I THINK NOT!

What do terrorists do on 9/11? They have a game of Jenga.

I like my women how I like my scotch: 11 years old and mixed with Coke.

I played the Angry Birds theme while watching a 9/11 documentary.

I feel bad for the guy in 9/11 who ordered a salami pizza. Instead, he just got a plane.

What is a pedophile's favorite age range?

9-11.

When you play Flappy Bird in 9/11, the bird is a plane and the obstacle courses are towers.

I flew a paper airplane and I rate it 9/11.

What did the planes say when they were smashing or passing the Twin Towers?

Smash.

(Get it?) 9/11.

If the UK is 6 hours ahead of us, why didn't they just warn us about 9/11?

Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 9/11 victims?

Well, probably the person in front of them.

What's the difference between your birth and 9/11?

One was planned.

Today we had a test on September 11th in school. I got a 9/11.