11 jokes

I just watched a 9/11 documentary on a plane. Man next to me said, "You know we're going to New York, right?" I told him I just wanna know what I got into.

When you play Flappy Bird in 9/11, the bird is a plane and the obstacle courses are towers.

(Best pick-up line ever). Your body is like 9/11. I wanna crash into your twin towers. 😏

Your momma's so fat she started "Fat Lives Matter". Meetings are everyday:

11 o'clock McDonald's, 12 o'clock KFC, 1 o'clock Pizza Hut.

John: Hi, boss, it is raining heavily today, so I will not be coming.

Boss: You stated in your job application that swimming was your hobby, so see you at 11 AM.

A white dude walks up to a Muslim and says, "So you're an Indian?" and the Muslim says, "No brotha, I'm not 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11."

Today is the day of 9/11, and we were in class making jokes, and somebody said, "That's sad." I was like, "Why?" And they said, "Today is the day the towers went down." I said, "Just like I did on your mum last night."

James Woods, starring in the newest movie: "September 11, two thousand fun."

What's the difference between WW2 kamikaze planes and 9/11?

One of the missions succeeded.

My uncle died on September 11. He was the greatest pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.

What's the difference in Japanese Kamikaze and 9/11?

There is none, they both go up in flames.

9/11 wasn’t a terrorist attack, it was the world’s introduction to Sky Football

9/11... 911... COINCIDENCE I THINK NOT!

What do terrorists do on 9/11? They have a game of Jenga.

I'll always remember my Dad's last words before he died on 9/11...

Allahu Akbar!

What's the difference between your birth and 9/11?

One was planned.

If the UK is 6 hours ahead of us, why didn't they just warn us about 9/11?

What is a pedophile's favorite age range?

9-11.

I like my women how I like my scotch: 11 years old and mixed with Coke.

Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 9/11 victims?

Well, probably the person in front of them.