11 jokes
I have a pen, I have an Apple, um, Apple pen.
The Taliban had a plane, the US had a building boom, 9/11.
Your momma's so fat she started "Fat Lives Matter". Meetings are everyday:
11 o'clock McDonald's, 12 o'clock KFC, 1 o'clock Pizza Hut.
Hey, did you know that 9/11 won a Grammy?
Yes, best comedy award.
John: Hi, boss, it is raining heavily today, so I will not be coming.
Boss: You stated in your job application that swimming was your hobby, so see you at 11 AM.
Today is the day of 9/11, and we were in class making jokes, and somebody said, "That's sad." I was like, "Why?" And they said, "Today is the day the towers went down." I said, "Just like I did on your mum last night."
Memes
9/11 wasn’t a terrorist attack, it was the world’s introduction to Sky Football
What do maths and 9/11 have in common?
They both prove two parallel lines can be intercepted by a plane.
A white dude walks up to a Muslim and says, "So you're an Indian?" and the Muslim says, "No brotha, I'm not 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11."
9/11... 911... COINCIDENCE I THINK NOT!
I feel bad for the guy in 9/11 who ordered a salami pizza. Instead, he just got a plane.
I flew a paper airplane and I rate it 9/11.
What did the planes say when they were smashing or passing the Twin Towers?
Smash.
(Get it?) 9/11.
I like my women how I like my scotch: 11 years old and mixed with Coke.
What is a pedophile's favorite age range?
9-11.
Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Well, probably the person in front of them.
Guy: "Can I tell you a joke?"
Spiderman: "Yes."
Guy: "You only have 11 months on your calendar."
Spiderman: "Why?"
Guy: *holds up knife* "Because I murdered May."
When you play Flappy Bird in 9/11, the bird is a plane and the obstacle courses are towers.
Me dozing off while driving.
Everyone else on the passenger plane: September 11, 2001.
Today we had a test on September 11th in school. I got a 9/11.
If the UK is 6 hours ahead of us, why didn't they just warn us about 9/11?