11 jokes
Little Red Riding Hood has to deliver food to her grandma again. She can drive now because she is sixteen. One the way, she accidentally took the wrong way and got to a different forest where her grandma lives now. She found the wrong cottage that looked like her grandma's home. When she opened the door, she found her younger and older sisters of ages 9, 11, 18, and 22. How old is Little Red Riding Hood?
Answer: 16
How dare you people make 9/11 jokes? It's just "plane" rude!
What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?
The 89th floor.
Whenever I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
"Can we do 69?"
"How about 9/11 because we're going to crash tonight?"
Who said white people can't jump?
Look at the footage from 9/11.
9/11 jokes are a bomb!
What’s red, 11 inches, and makes my girlfriend cry when I slap her with it?
Her miscarriage.
What takes 10 seconds to go SLPAT! on the ground?
9/11 victim!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Twins.
Twins who?
Twins go boom boom today on 9/11.
What do 9/11 and 911 have in common?
They're twins.
Why was I angry on my plane? Because I read these stupid 9/11 jokes.
What hit the ground first in 9/11? The people.
1, 2 look at your shoes.
3, 4 they look better than yours.
5, 6 you have no friends.
7, 8 you look like a ape.
9, 10 don't you like men?
11, 12 hell naw I like females.
I should probably stop making jokes about 9/11.
My dad died to it, he was a great pilot.
Why were the terrorists upset on 9/11? bcz 1 of the 4 missed its target.
Never talk about 9/11 to me. I lost my dad in it.
He was a great pilot ;(
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.
And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.
It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.
Why were the Twin Towers mad at 9/11?
They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
A retired George W. Bush is eating a donut at 7/11 and looks at it. "I'm so happy I did that." A guy overhears the conversation and says, "You're happy you bought that donut? Oh haha, I would be too. I love donuts!" George W. Bush then says, "Oh hahaha, you caught me," and then says, "Oh hahaha, you must have heard me wrong. I said, I'm so happy I did 9/11."