11 jokes
9/11 pilots are the best readers.
They went through 30 stories in less than an hour.
My grandpa died in 9/11.
He was the best pilot.
Next person that says 67, I am gonna yell "9/11" and sweep their feet.
Me: I know a good 9/11 joke, but it would probably go over your head.
The Twin Towers: No, it won’t.
What's a terrorist's favorite car? A Porsche 9/11.
POV: 11:07 PM At night, reading these when you notice that, like everyone else, you have no life.
What is the difference between 9/11 and rickrolling?
The Twin Towers gave up and let down.
Who are the fastest readers of mankind?
The victims of 9/11, they went through dozens of stories in a couple of seconds.
On 9/11, the New Yorks lost to the Jets.
Autoerotic asphyxiation because hanging in there can be hard.
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but they always crash and burn.
Why was 10 scared? Cause he saw 9 rape 11.
My grandpa was a great pilot, but he died on September 11, 2001.
What takes 10 seconds to go SLPAT! on the ground?
9/11 victim!
Ever heard the saying white people can’t jump??
Well, I think that’s total bullshit. You should have seen us on 9/11!
On September 11, Gemini ordered three pepperoni pizzas.
One came alone, one was late, and the third went the wrong way.
What is the difference between a cow and 9/11?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
But then why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9 and 11.
In the hospital, they need to keep the disabled patients' rooms cooler than the other patients' rooms.
Why?
They need to keep the vegetables cool and crisp.
Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?
Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."