11 jokes

Guys, we should not make fun of 9/11. Like, that stuff is just plain out crazy. Like, you all should not let that fly.

What’s worse than George Bush doing 9/11? Jeffrey Epstein doing nine Elevens.

My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.

How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?

Are you 7/11 or 9/11?

Two teenagers were raping an 11-year-old girl in an alley, so I stepped in to help. The little bitch didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.

I'd make 9/11 jokes, but they'd just crash and burn.

9/11 is the biggest game of Jenga... ;)

Stop making 9/11 jokes. They don't land so well.

Hey, are you a terrorist? 'Cause I rate you 9/11.

Guys, we shouldn't make jokes about 9/11. My dad was a victim.

He was the best pilot in Arab.

Proof that 9/11 isn't a government plot.

It worked.

Q: How do you make a 9/11 cocktail?

A: Light two Manhattans on fire and then knock them over.

My uncle died on September 11. He was the greatest pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.

I have a pen, I have an Apple, um, Apple pen.

The Taliban had a plane, the US had a building boom, 9/11.

I just watched a 9/11 documentary on a plane. Man next to me said, "You know we're going to New York, right?" I told him I just wanna know what I got into.

(Best pick-up line ever). Your body is like 9/11. I wanna crash into your twin towers. 😏

Hey, did you know that 9/11 won a Grammy?

Yes, best comedy award.

John: Hi, boss, it is raining heavily today, so I will not be coming.

Boss: You stated in your job application that swimming was your hobby, so see you at 11 AM.

Today is the day of 9/11, and we were in class making jokes, and somebody said, "That's sad." I was like, "Why?" And they said, "Today is the day the towers went down." I said, "Just like I did on your mum last night."

What do terrorists do on 9/11? They have a game of Jenga.