11 jokes

Me: Calls 9-1-1.

Operator: 9/11, what’s your emergency?

Me: *hangs up*

Why can't a blonde call 911?

She can't find the 11.

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 7 seconds. In case you didn't see that one coming, don't feel bad, they didn't either.

Stop making 9/11 jokes. They don't land so well.

When 9/11 happened, we changed our airport policies. When school shootings happen, we haven't changed anything since the shooting at Columbine in 1999. And we say we want the children to be safe.

What’s a 9/11 victim’s least favorite song?

Drowning Pool - Bodies.

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 victims. They went through 67 stories in 0.67 milliseconds.

I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.

"I didn't get the joke at first, but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.

Guys, we should not make fun of 9/11. Like, that stuff is just plain out crazy. Like, you all should not let that fly.

I'd make 9/11 jokes, but they'd just crash and burn.

Guys, we shouldn't make jokes about 9/11. My dad was a victim.

He was the best pilot in Arab.

9/11 is the biggest game of Jenga... ;)

Hey, are you a terrorist? 'Cause I rate you 9/11.

Proof that 9/11 isn't a government plot.

It worked.

Q: How do you make a 9/11 cocktail?

A: Light two Manhattans on fire and then knock them over.

What do terrorists do on 9/11? They have a game of Jenga.

My uncle died on September 11. He was the greatest pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.

(Best pick-up line ever). Your body is like 9/11. I wanna crash into your twin towers. 😏

I guess making 9/11 jokes at the airport is better than shouting "He's got a gun!" at the airport.

I just watched a 9/11 documentary on a plane. Man next to me said, "You know we're going to New York, right?" I told him I just wanna know what I got into.