11 jokes

Two teenagers were raping an 11-year-old girl in an alley, so I stepped in to help. The little bitch didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.

Why can't a blonde call 911?

She can't find the 11.

When 9/11 happened, we changed our airport policies. When school shootings happen, we haven't changed anything since the shooting at Columbine in 1999. And we say we want the children to be safe.

Stop making 9/11 jokes. They don't land so well.

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 victims. They went through 67 stories in 0.67 milliseconds.

I guess making 9/11 jokes at the airport is better than shouting "He's got a gun!" at the airport.

What’s a 9/11 victim’s least favorite song?

Drowning Pool - Bodies.

Guys, we should not make fun of 9/11. Like, that stuff is just plain out crazy. Like, you all should not let that fly.

I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.

"I didn't get the joke at first, but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.

I have a pen, I have an Apple, um, Apple pen.

The Taliban had a plane, the US had a building boom, 9/11.

I'd make 9/11 jokes, but they'd just crash and burn.

Guys, we shouldn't make jokes about 9/11. My dad was a victim.

He was the best pilot in Arab.

9/11 is the biggest game of Jenga... ;)

Hey, did you know that 9/11 won a Grammy?

Yes, best comedy award.

Hey, are you a terrorist? 'Cause I rate you 9/11.

Proof that 9/11 isn't a government plot.

It worked.

Q: How do you make a 9/11 cocktail?

A: Light two Manhattans on fire and then knock them over.

I just watched a 9/11 documentary on a plane. Man next to me said, "You know we're going to New York, right?" I told him I just wanna know what I got into.

(Best pick-up line ever). Your body is like 9/11. I wanna crash into your twin towers. 😏

Your momma's so fat she started "Fat Lives Matter". Meetings are everyday:

11 o'clock McDonald's, 12 o'clock KFC, 1 o'clock Pizza Hut.