11 jokes
Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?
Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."
What did Osama give the Windows on the World restaurant in the WTC as a rating when he ate it? A 9/11!
9/11 jokes are that deadly not even the towers could hold themselves up.
My grandpa was a great pilot, but he died on September 11, 2001.
My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.
What takes 10 seconds to go SLPAT! on the ground?
9/11 victim!
POV: 11:07 PM At night, reading these when you notice that, like everyone else, you have no life.
Why are people so worked up about 9/11? They were just playing Jenga.
How old are 9/11 victims?
"There, toddlers, here come the airplane!"
Why was number 10 scared?
It was surrounded by 9/11.
Guys, you shouldn't joke about 9/11.
My great-uncle died that day. Best damn pilot in Iraq.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
But then why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9 and 11.
This is nothing to do with 9/11, but this is my best joke.
What do you call a Paki in a microwave?
Pting pting pting.
Sorry for this Pick Up Line.
Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.
Why do golfers bring a spare pair of socks?
In case they get a hole in one.
Fastest story readers are 9/11 victims.
They went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
For my birthday on Sept. 11 this year, I just want a plane chocolate cake.
9/11 pilots are the best readers.
They went through 30 stories in less than an hour.
Tons of people committed suicide on 9/11 by destroying government property.
Not to mention and by plane.
Why were the Twin Towers made on 9/11? They ordered pepperoni pizza but got plane.