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Anybody remember 9/11? Cause I sure do, and oh boy was my father a good pilot!💥
Ever heard the saying white people can’t jump??
Well, I think that’s total bullshit. You should have seen us on 9/11!
Why is 10 always afraid?
Because it is between 9 and 11.
Why was 10 scared? Cause he saw 9 rape 11.
I rate these jokes 9/11.
On the 12th day of Christmas Peo Pessi gave to me:
12 tap ins
11 pointless dribbles
10 fixed league titles
9 missed penalties
8-2
6 dives
500 million robbed from Barca
4 UCL semi losses
3 times he blamed Higuain
2 retirements
And a transfer to a farmers league.
Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.
One turns to the other and says, "I think I've lost my electron."
The other asks, "Are you sure?"
"Yes," the first says, "I'm positive!"
Hey man, I was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.
Why couldn't people have their phone on airplane mode during 9/11?
Because their phone exploded the towers.
Who's the world's fastest reader?
9/11 victims. They went through 90 stories in 60 seconds.
We all know 6 is scared of 7 because 789, but why did 10 have PTSD?
He was stuck in the middle of 9/11...
Dang... if I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put D IN U ;)
I only know there are 25 letters in the alphabet, I don't know Y.
(Me: How many letters are in the alphabet?) -- (Friend: 11- T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T)
(Me: There are 20 letters in the alphabet, right?) -- (Crush: No, there is actually 26.) -- (Me: oooOoh, I forgot u r a qt! So its acdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz?) -- (Crush: You forgot the D) -- (Me: That's not needed yet ;])
What letter is really hot? T
C = cOCK O = CoCK C = COcK K = COCk COCK = cock cock = COCK
ME SExUAL SRrY LoL
Your hairline so back it caused 9/11.
Why do orphans get iPhones 11?
Because it has no home page.
How old are 9/11 victims?
"There, toddlers, here come the airplane!"
My dad died in 9/11, and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane, next to Soul Plane.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Twins.
Twins who?
Twins go boom boom today on 9/11.
Why was 10 afraid? Because he was 'tween 9 and 11.
Why is 10 always scared? Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
In the hospital, they need to keep the disabled patients' rooms cooler than the other patients' rooms.
Why?
They need to keep the vegetables cool and crisp.