I'd make 9/11 jokes, but they'd just crash and burn.
9/11 is the biggest game of Jenga... ;)
Stop making 9/11 jokes. They don't land so well.
Me traveling back in time to tell Americans there will be a big tsunami on 9/11/2001, and to survive it they have to climb the two tallest buildings in New York.
Proof that 9/11 isn't a government plot.
It worked.
Two teenagers were raping an 11-year-old girl in an alley, so I stepped in to help. The little bitch didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
Q: How do you make a 9/11 cocktail?
A: Light two Manhattans on fire and then knock them over.
My uncle died on September 11. He was the greatest pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
Guys, we shouldn't make jokes about 9/11. My dad was a victim.
He was the best pilot in Arab.
What’s worse than George Bush doing 9/11? Jeffrey Epstein doing nine Elevens.
(Best pick-up line ever). Your body is like 9/11. I wanna crash into your twin towers. 😏
I just watched a 9/11 documentary on a plane. Man next to me said, "You know we're going to New York, right?" I told him I just wanna know what I got into.
I have a pen, I have an Apple, um, Apple pen.
The Taliban had a plane, the US had a building boom, 9/11.
Hey, did you know that 9/11 won a Grammy?
Yes, best comedy award.
John: Hi, boss, it is raining heavily today, so I will not be coming.
Boss: You stated in your job application that swimming was your hobby, so see you at 11 AM.
Today is the day of 9/11, and we were in class making jokes, and somebody said, "That's sad." I was like, "Why?" And they said, "Today is the day the towers went down." I said, "Just like I did on your mum last night."
What do terrorists do on 9/11? They have a game of Jenga.
Hey, are you a terrorist? 'Cause I rate you 9/11.
A white dude walks up to a Muslim and says, "So you're an Indian?" and the Muslim says, "No brotha, I'm not 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11."
Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Well, probably the person in front of them.
