11 jokes
What are the similarities between BTC and 9/11? They both crashed down.
Why is 10 always scared? Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! 😮 You could say they dialed that correctly.
For 9/11, I decided to bomb my twins.
Why was 10 scared because it was in the middle of 9/11?
You know how 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9?
Well, how do you think 10 feels being in the middle of 9 11?
How old are 9/11 victims?
"There, toddlers, here come the airplane!"
USA: "Never forget 9/11."
Brits: "What happened on the 9th of November?"
My Grandpa was supposed to be in 9/11, but airport security got him.
I give these jokes a 9/11.
If I throw a paper airplane at two twins, did I cause 9/11?
Why is 10 always afraid?
Because it is between 9 and 11.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it’s between 9/11.
On the 12th day of Christmas Peo Pessi gave to me:
12 tap ins
11 pointless dribbles
10 fixed league titles
9 missed penalties
8-2
6 dives
500 million robbed from Barca
4 UCL semi losses
3 times he blamed Higuain
2 retirements
And a transfer to a farmers league.
What did Osama give the Windows on the World restaurant in the WTC as a rating when he ate it? A 9/11!
In 9/11, people were dying for the pizza. But it was at the bottom, so they had to die for it literally.
My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.
What did the 9/11 survivor say when he went back to his family? "You won't believe it! The Twin Towers became conjoined twins when it happened!"
9/11 is like me after I'm finished with my Lego house. I destroy it! 😄🤣
Once my twin brother died from a plane crash. His last words were, "If it's a bomb, I'll give it a 9/11."