I'd make 9/11 jokes but they'd just crash and burn.
proof that 9/11 isnt a government plot
it worked
Q: How do you make a 9/11 cocktail?
A: Light two Manhattans on fire and then knock them over.
My uncle died on September 11. He was the greatest pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
i met a girl that was 6-5 and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm, she really said ohh snap like a twin tower
(Best pick-up line ever) Your body is like 9/11 I wanna crash into your twin towers😏
I have a pen I have an Apple um Apple pen The taliban had a plane the US had a building boom 9/11
9/11 is the biggest game of Jenga... ;)
Hey did you know that 9/11 won a grammy?
Yes best comedy award.
Today is the day of 9/11 and we were in class making jokes and somebody said that’s sad and I was like why and they said “ today is the day the towers went down” and I said just like I did on you mum last night
hey are you a terrorist? cause i rate u 9/11
Two teenagers were raping an 11 year old girl in an ally, so I stepped into help. The little bitch didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
what do terrorists do on 9/11. have a game of jenga
Three men are outside Heaven's gates waiting to be go to through Heaven. The angel at the gate tells them "Depending on the length of time and your faithfulness to your last partner decides your way across the bridge to Heaven".
The first guy says "I was with my wife for 5 years and cheated 3 times". The angel gives him an old model pick up, the second guy says "11 years and only once" and is granted a Mercedes.
The last man says "20 years and not once , I loved her with all my heart" and with the angel impressed he gets a gold edition Lamborghini and sets off ahead of the other two men. Hours later the two men catch up to him crying behind the wheel and one says " I know we are dead but it could be much worse".
The guy looks up and says "How! I just went past my wife on a skateboard"
A white dude walks up to a muslim and says "so you're an indian?" and the muslim says "no brotha, i'm not 7 eleven i'm 9/11"
Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Well, probably the person in front of them.
What’s worse than George Bush doing 9/11? Jeffrey Epstein doing nine Elevens.
What did the planes say when they were smashing or passing the twin towers Smash (Get it) 9/11
I flew a paper airplane and I rate it 9/11
Guy: "can I tell you a joke?" Spiderman: "yes" Guy: "you only have 11 months on your calendar" Spiderman: "why" Guy: holds up knife* "because I murdered May"
