11 jokes

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 7 seconds. In case you didn't see that one coming, don't feel bad, they didn't either.

I was 11 or 12 at the time.

Guy (passing me): "How are you doing?" Me, an autist: "Pretty bad honestly." Guy (continued walking past me) Me: ...

If you didn’t know, “what’s up” and “how are you doing” are phatic expressions in the United States, meaning that they’re said as greetings even though they literally mean something else.

Stop making 9/11 jokes. They don't land so well.

When 9/11 happened, we changed our airport policies. When school shootings happen, we haven't changed anything since the shooting at Columbine in 1999. And we say we want the children to be safe.

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 victims. They went through 67 stories in 0.67 milliseconds.

I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.

"I didn't get the joke at first, but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.

Guys, we should not make fun of 9/11. Like, that stuff is just plain out crazy. Like, you all should not let that fly.

What’s worse than George Bush doing 9/11? Jeffrey Epstein doing nine Elevens.

What’s a 9/11 victim’s least favorite song?

Drowning Pool - Bodies.

I'd make 9/11 jokes, but they'd just crash and burn.

Guys, we shouldn't make jokes about 9/11. My dad was a victim.

He was the best pilot in Arab.

9/11 is the biggest game of Jenga... ;)

Hey, are you a terrorist? 'Cause I rate you 9/11.

Proof that 9/11 isn't a government plot.

It worked.

Q: How do you make a 9/11 cocktail?

A: Light two Manhattans on fire and then knock them over.

My uncle died on September 11. He was the greatest pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.

(Best pick-up line ever). Your body is like 9/11. I wanna crash into your twin towers. 😏

I guess making 9/11 jokes at the airport is better than shouting "He's got a gun!" at the airport.

I just watched a 9/11 documentary on a plane. Man next to me said, "You know we're going to New York, right?" I told him I just wanna know what I got into.

I have a pen, I have an Apple, um, Apple pen.

The Taliban had a plane, the US had a building boom, 9/11.