11 jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
People have been killed.
People have been killed who?
The 9/11 victims.
When you're watching a 9/11 documentary, that one kid in your class finds the 97th Jenga block and knocks it down.
What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?
Their ankles.
I don't usually make 9/11 jokes. They always go down in flames.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
The parents remember 9/11.
Did you know there was a record for the quickest time to finish a story? The day it was set was 9/11. 99 stories in .4 seconds.
On September 11, 2001, I was in geometry class.
On that day, we learned you can remove one side of a pentagon by intersecting it with a plane.
What type of flour do orphans use?
- Self-raising.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hitler blew an 11 country lead, During World War 2.
Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.
What's the emergency number, Jimmy?
Jimmy: 9/11!
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims. They went through 67 stories in 0.67 milliseconds.
These 9/11 jokes just don’t land.
Me and my friend were cranking 90s in Fortnite, then our other friend joined, started flying a plane. We died like all the people in 9/11.
What are the similarities between a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?
They both came from behind and crushed them.
My friend's dad died during 9/11. He was such a good pilot, but my friend kept disturbing him, so when his dad died, he said, "It was you who killed me" (to the child).
So the child said, "Yoo-hoo? What type of name is Yoo-hoo, but Yoo-hoo, Yoo-hoo come here, I need to kill you NOW."
6, 7, and 8 are all scared of 10, but 10 is also scared. Why was 10 scared?
Because it was stuck between 9 and 11.
Why is Ahmed gay? Because he created 9/11. Hahahahahahahhahahahahaa
9/11 was pretty great to me, it's just hilarious to watch people lose at Jenga.
I don't understand the plane crash at 9/11. My dad was a great pilot!