11 jokes
What has one head, one foot, and four legs? A: A bed.
Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it's over your head!
Q: How many letters are in the alphabet? A: 11. A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
Me dozing off while driving.
Everyone else on the passenger plane: September 11, 2001.
Who were the fastest readers? 9/11 victims. They went through 95 stories in 10 seconds.
What did Osama get on his test when he was a kid? A 9/11.
My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.
What makes all these categories so familiar? Either you've experienced them, or made them up in your backstory.
What was the last thing that went through the 9/11 jumpers' heads?
Their ankles.
God, my dad got so pissed during 9/11.
All that work wasted.
Tons of people committed suicide on 9/11 by destroying government property.
Not to mention and by plane.
My dad died in 9/11... He was the best pilot I know.
"9/11 was not funny; it was plane wrong because my dad was the best fucking pilot in Jeddah."
Fat women can't walk, but on 9/11, they ran.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
But then why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9 and 11.
Why don't Bald Eagles like fast food? It always runs away!
9/11 called for help. What did that get? Nothing.
I usually don't make 9/11 jokes, but they just are fire.
9/11 wasn’t the date, it was the score.
Dude, 9/11 jokes always bomb.
My Grandpa was supposed to be in 9/11, but airport security got him.
All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.
My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.