11 jokes

Guy: "Can I tell you a joke?"

Spiderman: "Yes."

Guy: "You only have 11 months on your calendar."

Spiderman: "Why?"

Guy: *holds up knife* "Because I murdered May."

My great grandfather died in 9/11.

He was such a good pilot.

I like my women how I like my scotch: 11 years old and mixed with Coke.

What is a pedophile's favorite age range?

9-11.

Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 9/11 victims?

Well, probably the person in front of them.

My dad died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.

Kobe Bryant and 9/11 are two things I don't joke about because when I do, they tend to crash and burn.

A short person should never piss off a fat person taller than them. The fat person just has to lean slightly, and it's 9/11 all over again.

There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head?

A pentagon!

(9/11 joke)

Me: dozes off while driving. Everybody else on the passenger plane on September 11.

Can we stop talking about 9/11? I lost my dad in it.

He was a great pilot.

My great grandfather died in 9/11.

He was an amazing pilot.

Did you know there was a record for the quickest time to finish a story? The day it was set was 9/11. 99 stories in .4 seconds.

The biggest inconvenience in 2001, I thought, was my brother. Turns out it was 9/11. I guess the planes saw him be born and died from how ugly he was. Aluh aluckbar.

One thing is for sure, the victims from 9/11 died warm.

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 victims. They went through 67 stories in 0.67 milliseconds.

Stop with the 9/11 jokes.

They're not gonna fly.

Six was scared of seven because 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because he was caught between 9/11.

My dad died in 9/11.

But he was the pilot.

How many astronauts can you fit into a VW Bug? 11, 4 in the seats, seven in the ashtray.