I was going to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was really plane.
The biggest inconvenience in 2001, I thought, was my brother. Turns out it was 9/11. I guess the planes saw him be born and died from how ugly he was. Aluh aluckbar.
One thing is for sure, the victims from 9/11 died warm.
Six was scared of seven because 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because he was caught between 9/11.
My dad died in 9/11.
But he was the pilot.
How many astronauts can you fit into a VW Bug? 11, 4 in the seats, seven in the ashtray.
A mathematician stumbles home drunk at 3 a.m., and his wife is livid. "You swore that you'd be home by 11:45!"
"No," slurs the mathematician, "I said I'd be home by a quarter of 12."
My friends were the pilots on 9/11, they told me, "Bro, chill, it's just a prank!"
My mother-in-law would have been on one of the planes that crashed on 9/11.
Had I known in advance, I would have bought her the ticket.
Why did Ten need a therapist? He was in between 9/11.
My great grandfather died in 9/11.
He was such a good pilot.
What's a terrorist's favorite car? A Porsche 9/11.
What is the difference between a cow and 9/11?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
"White people can't jump..."
"You must not have seen the Twin Towers on 9/11."
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
God, my dad got so pissed during 9/11.
All that work wasted.
On 9/11, the New Yorks lost to the Jets.
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
Here comes the airplane.
9/11 happens the next day.
I guess making 9/11 jokes at the airport is better than shouting "He's got a gun!" at the airport.
