11 jokes

When 9/11 happened, we changed our airport policies. When school shootings happen, we haven't changed anything since the shooting at Columbine in 1999. And we say we want the children to be safe.

Wanna know why not to joke about 9/11? They usually crash the party.

Guys, help! I need advice to confess to my crush. I'm being for real right now, guys, help!

The 9/11 and the Spanish flu are kind of similar.

The Spanish flu was a very dangerous flu, and in 9/11, something very dangerous flew.

I'm at school and this website isn't blocked, and I need help on who did 9/11?

What could've the Towers done to not start 9/11?

Call 911.

Why were the Twin Towers made on 9/11? They ordered pepperoni pizza but got plane.

I don't like 9/11 jokes; they have a tendency to crash and burn.

If the UK is 6 hours ahead of us, why didn't they just warn us about 9/11?

My dad died in 9/11. He was the best pilot.

I don't understand the plane crash at 9/11. My dad was a great pilot!

What is the difference between McDonald's and 9/11?

McDonald's has a drive-through. Twin Towers has a fly-through.

For my birthday on Sept. 11 this year, I just want a plane chocolate cake.

It was not a hijack, it was Stephen Hawking.

9/11 2001... that day was fire🔥

A retired George W. Bush is eating a donut at 7/11 and looks at it. "I'm so happy I did that." A guy overhears the conversation and says, "You're happy you bought that donut? Oh haha, I would be too. I love donuts!" George W. Bush then says, "Oh hahaha, you caught me," and then says, "Oh hahaha, you must have heard me wrong. I said, I'm so happy I did 9/11."

9/11 and Jenga are the same.

It's a controlled demolition.

The last thing the victims were thinking was, "Is there 9 or 11 stories?"

God, my dad got so pissed during 9/11.

All that work wasted.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.

Now why was 10 afraid? Because it was in the middle of 9-11.