11 jokes
What's the difference between a crumbled man and 9/11... nothing, they're both crumbled.
What was the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
My dad died in 9/11, he was a great pilot.
Time flies by, doesn’t it?
But the plane in 9/11 didn’t.
Once my twin brother died from a plane crash. His last words were, "If it's a bomb, I'll give it a 9/11."
My dad in 9/11; he was the best pilot.
Tried making jokes about 9/11, but it just kept falling apart.
Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.
Why couldn't the blonde dial 911?
She couldn't find the 11.
My dad died in 9/11. He was the best pilot I have ever seen, though.
Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?
A: It's already done for you.
Have you heard the 9/11 joke yet?... It was pretty fire.
Did you hear that song about 9/11? It was a real banger!
Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!
All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.
My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.
Me: I know a good 9/11 joke, but it would probably go over your head.
The Twin Towers: No, it won’t.
All my 9/11 jokes seem to fly too low.
What do you say to the USA after 9/11? Checkmate.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Twins.
Twins who?
Twins go boom boom today on 9/11.
What are the similarities between BTC and 9/11? They both crashed down.