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11 jokes

Flame

I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably go up in flames.

Man

What's the difference between a crumbled man and 9/11... nothing, they're both crumbled.

Hitler

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hitler blew an 11 country lead, During World War 2.

Memes

Pilot

My dad died in 9/11. He was the best pilot I have ever seen, though.

People

Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?

A: It's already done for you.

Bomb

Once my twin brother died from a plane crash. His last words were, "If it's a bomb, I'll give it a 9/11."

9/11

Twin Towers

Why is 10 afraid?

Because it’s in the middle of 9/11.

Time

When was the only time you could see people base jump without a parachute?

2001/9/11.

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  • JFK

    No one.

    Absolutely no one.

    The History Channel at 11:00 PM: Who really killed JFK?

    Dandruff

    How did people know the 9/11 victims had a lot of dandruff?

    Their head and shoulders were all over New York City!

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  • Head

    What has one head, one foot and four legs? A: A Bed

    Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it's over your head!

    Q: How many letters are in The Alphabet? A: There are 11 letters in The Alphabet

    Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy)

    Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle)

    Q: David's father had three sons: Snap, Crackle, and ? A: David!

    Q: If you were in a rainforest, what would be the first thing you put on? A: The radio!