11 jokes

Hey man, I was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.

Here comes the airplane.

9/11 happens the next day.

What did the 9/11 survivor say when he went back to his family? "You won't believe it! The Twin Towers became conjoined twins when it happened!"

My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.

Ever heard the saying white people can’t jump??

Well, I think that’s total bullshit. You should have seen us on 9/11!

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 7 seconds. In case you didn't see that one coming, don't feel bad, they didn't either.

The people at 9/11 must have been able to read fast. If I explain it, it won't be funny. This is an old joke my friend told me.

Why did Ten die?

It was between 9/11.

What is a pedophile's favorite age range?

9-11.

What did Osama get on his test when he was a kid? A 9/11.

"White people can't jump..."

"You must not have seen the Twin Towers on 9/11."

Never talk about 9/11 to me. I lost my dad in it.

He was a great pilot ;(

You know some of these jokes took me 9 minutes and 11 seconds to realize. When I did, it hit me like a plane.

I played the Angry Birds theme while watching a 9/11 documentary.

I have a pen, I have an Apple, um, Apple pen.

The Taliban had a plane, the US had a building boom, 9/11.

Who were the fastest readers? 9/11 victims. They went through 95 stories in 10 seconds.

Me: Calls 9-1-1.

Operator: 9/11, what’s your emergency?

Me: *hangs up*

I don't like 9/11 jokes; they have a tendency to crash and burn.

I like 7/11 because it's like 9/11.

I would tell you a joke about 9/11, but it would come crashing down on you.