What could've the Towers done to not start 9/11?
Call 911.
Who are the fastest readers in the world? 9/11 victimns they when through 42 stories in 7seconds
Everyone stop making 9/11 jokes they just don't fly
These 9/11 jokes just don’t land.
6.7 and 8 are both scared of 10. but 10 is also scared. why was 10 nscarted?
because it was stuck between 9 and 11
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:
"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
I hate when people make 9/11 jokes, I'm just blown away.
You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?
The second one never lands as good as the first one.
Fat women can't walk, but on 9/11, they ran.
9/11 jokes just don't fly around me.
Who were the people that survived 9/11?
The ones who decided it would be a good idea to jump.
Dude, 9/11 jokes always bomb.
My Grandpa was supposed to be in 9/11, but airport security got him.
What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?
Tower 1...
If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is literally just a scoreboard.
Will Smith's slap was like 9/11. It came in unexpectedly and will go down in history.
Imagine this: You're at math class. The teacher asks you, "What's 11 * 11?" You say, "120." The teacher says, "Wrong!" You say, "How off was I?" The teacher says, "1."
Me rn: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHERES THE RAGE TABLE or something like that.
If I had to rate the attack on the Twin Towers from the Muslims, I'd give it a 9/11.
What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?
The 89th floor.
9/11 jokes are that deadly not even the towers could hold themselves up.
