11 jokes
I would say a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't land well.
I just prevented an 11-year-old from getting assaulted.
I decided to go home.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably go up in flames.
Time flies by, doesn’t it?
But the plane in 9/11 didn’t.
What's the difference between a crumbled man and 9/11... nothing, they're both crumbled.
Memes
My dad died in 9/11, he was a great pilot.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hitler blew an 11 country lead, During World War 2.
My dad died in 9/11. He was the best pilot I have ever seen, though.
Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?
A: It's already done for you.
Once my twin brother died from a plane crash. His last words were, "If it's a bomb, I'll give it a 9/11."
Why is 10 afraid?
Because it’s in the middle of 9/11.
Why was 10 scared?
Because 9/11 came flying in.
Cow: *can't be milked for 20 years*
9/11:
When was the only time you could see people base jump without a parachute?
2001/9/11.
No one.
Absolutely no one.
The History Channel at 11:00 PM: Who really killed JFK?
How did people know the 9/11 victims had a lot of dandruff?
Their head and shoulders were all over New York City!
My grandpa died in 9/11. I was told his last words were "Allahu Akbar."
What has one head, one foot and four legs? A: A Bed
Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it's over your head!
Q: How many letters are in The Alphabet? A: There are 11 letters in The Alphabet
Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy)
Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle)
Q: David's father had three sons: Snap, Crackle, and ? A: David!
Q: If you were in a rainforest, what would be the first thing you put on? A: The radio!
My uncle died in 9/11. He was in the plane that crashed in the field.
9/11, 911, same thing.