RAPE 9/11 ABORTION ORPHAN MURDER DEAD KILL DRUGS what makes all these categories so familiar? either you've experienced them, or made them up in your backstory.
On the 12th day of Christmas Peo Pessi gave to me
12 tap ins 11 pointless dribbles 10 fixed league titles 9 missed penalties 8-2 6 dives 500million robbed from Barca 4 ucl semi losses 3 times he blamed higuain 2 retirements And a transfer to a farmers league
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Me after Taco Bell,”I’m about to blow this place up like September 11”
It's a tower No it's a plane Me: nope it's 9/11
I'd tell you a 9/11 joke, but it'd fly over your head, and into the twin towers.
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common?
They're both inside jobs.
ever noticed 9-1-1(the number for the po-po) is the Great Date(9-11)...Hmmm.
my sister was hitting on my boyfriend im 11 shes 9 she said go f.ck ur self so i said : "ok thanks for the idea"
this kid yelled jenga when we were watching a 9 11 documentary.
9/11
this is so sad can we hit 50 likes?!!
My mom told me we were flying to a building to see my aunt. I wondered, "Are we about to relive 9/11"
Whats 9 divided by 11
Well i know its less than two alright
My grandpa died in 9/11.
He was the best pilot
i'm writing a movie about 9/11 it's called september 11th two thousand fun
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I ordered my sandwich at a restaurant on 9/11 spicy, it came out plain
You know I would tell you a 9/11 joke, but it just doesn’t hit the spot
What is the worst thing about your birthday being on September 11? Party crashers.
1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field. 2. Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be a water-melon. 3. What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? “Put it on my bill.” 4. What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop. 5. What has a bed that you can’t sleep in? A river. 6. Why were the teacher’s eyes crossed? She couldn’t control her pupils. 7. What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? An Envelope. 8. How does the ocean say hello? It waves. 9. What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match. 10. What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee. 11. Which U.S. state has the smallest soft drinks? Minnesota (as in, “mini-soda”). 12. Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted. 13. Apparently, you can’t use “beef stew” as a password. It’s not stroganoff. 14. Why did the drum take a nap? It was beat. 15. Where do hamburgers go dancing? They go to the meat-ball. 16. Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing. 17. Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless.
