11 jokes

All my 9/11 jokes seem to fly too low.

Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!

What do you say to the USA after 9/11? Checkmate.

Me: I know a good 9/11 joke, but it would probably go over your head.

The Twin Towers: No, it won’t.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Twins.

Twins who?

Twins go boom boom today on 9/11.

For 9/11, I decided to bomb my twins.

Have you heard the 9/11 joke yet?... It was pretty fire.

What are the similarities between BTC and 9/11? They both crashed down.

Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.

Tried making jokes about 9/11, but it just kept falling apart.

My dad in 9/11; he was the best pilot.

All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.

My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9.

Why was 10 scared?

Because it's in the middle of 9/11!

I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.

Ok ok ok so 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.

You learn something new every day.

Like the people in 9/11 are the world's fastest readers; they went through 100s in under a second.

I would say a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't land well.

Time flies by, doesn’t it?

But the plane in 9/11 didn’t.

What's the difference between a crumbled man and 9/11... nothing, they're both crumbled.

My dad died in 9/11. He was the best pilot I have ever seen, though.