11 jokes

Have you heard the 9/11 joke yet?... It was pretty fire.

What do you say to the USA after 9/11? Checkmate.

Me: I know a good 9/11 joke, but it would probably go over your head.

The Twin Towers: No, it won’t.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Twins.

Twins who?

Twins go boom boom today on 9/11.

Did you hear that song about 9/11? It was a real banger!

All my 9/11 jokes seem to fly too low.

Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.

Tried making jokes about 9/11, but it just kept falling apart.

My dad in 9/11; he was the best pilot.

All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.

My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.

I would say a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't land well.

You learn something new every day.

Like the people in 9/11 are the world's fastest readers; they went through 100s in under a second.

My dad died in 9/11... He was the best pilot I know.

Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!

My dad died in 9/11. He was the best pilot I have ever seen, though.

Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?

A: It's already done for you.

Once my twin brother died from a plane crash. His last words were, "If it's a bomb, I'll give it a 9/11."

What's the difference between a crumbled man and 9/11... nothing, they're both crumbled.

My dad died in 9/11, he was a great pilot.

Time flies by, doesn’t it?

But the plane in 9/11 didn’t.