11 jokes
I like 7/11 because it's like 9/11.
What’s red, 11 inches, and makes my girlfriend cry when I slap her with it?
Her miscarriage.
My dad died in 9/11....
He was a good driver.
My friend's dad died during 9/11. He was such a good pilot, but my friend kept disturbing him, so when his dad died, he said, "It was you who killed me" (to the child).
So the child said, "Yoo-hoo? What type of name is Yoo-hoo, but Yoo-hoo, Yoo-hoo come here, I need to kill you NOW."
I used to think 11/11 was mistakenly 9/11.
I joke about 9/11 because if I did it, it would have a tendency to crash and burn.
Stop with the 9/11 jokes, people. They're just not gonna fly.
These nine kids were being bullied by these 10 guys in an alley. So, I thought I would help.
It was 9/11 all over again.
Q) What was the last pizza delivery to 9/11?
A) Two large planes.
What was the last thing going through the minds of the people who jumped out of the buildings during 9/11?
Their ankles.
Guess what song was playing during 9/11? Timber by Ke$ha.
"Can we do 69?"
"How about 9/11 because we're going to crash tonight?"
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Dude, what if 9/11 happened because they wanted slavery back?
We all know 6 is scared of 7 because 789, but why did 10 have PTSD?
He was stuck in the middle of 9/11...
9/11.
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but they always crash and burn.
What did the south tower say to the north tower? It said: nothing.
9/11 joke.
9/11 happened... right?
The cops respond to 9-1-1... coincidence, I think not.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
People have been killed.
People have been killed who?
The 9/11 victims.