11 jokes
The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! 😮 You could say they dialed that correctly.
My grandpa died in 9/11.
He was the best pilot.
I don’t usually tell 9/11 jokes, they usually crash and burn.
(Best pick-up line ever). Your body is like 9/11. I wanna crash into your twin towers. 😏
Why did 10 run away?
Now it's 8, 9/11.
Who made the most money from 9/11? The US government.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it’s between 9/11.
My grandpa was a great pilot, but he died on September 11, 2001.
Would it be wrong of me to yell “Jenga!” or “Timber!” while my class is watching a 9/11 documentary?
I poo 11 times a day.
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.
I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.
What was the last thing that went through the 9/11 jumpers' heads?
Their ankles.
On September 11, Gemini ordered three pepperoni pizzas.
One came alone, one was late, and the third went the wrong way.
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but they always crash and burn.
Who are the fastest readers of mankind?
The victims of 9/11, they went through dozens of stories in a couple of seconds.
Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?
A: The 9/11 victims. They went through 20 stories in seconds.
No one.
Absolutely no one.
The History Channel at 11:00 PM: Who really killed JFK?
My dad died in 9/11.
But he was the pilot.
Why were the Twin Towers made on 9/11? They ordered pepperoni pizza but got plane.
Dude, people gotta stop letting 9/11 jokes fly around like bro, you're gonna make my brain explode!