11 jokes
Me: GUYS GUYS I CAN STOP 9/11.
My friend: How?
Justin: Justin!
How do you call a very long terrorist?
9/11.
Yeah, I keep telling everyone 9/11 jokes, but they all just crash and burn.
Your hairline so back it caused 9/11.
Why did the idiot post so many 9/11 jokes?
Answer: Because his mom is a whore!
Memes
What is the difference between 9/11 and Clash Royale, lol?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
People often ask me what I would do for a Klondike bar. Well, I'd straight up put 5 hijackers on Flight 175 before it departed from Logan Airport at 8:14 a.m. on September 11, 2001.
1) Did you hear the one about the school shooting? Actually, I better not... You wouldn't understand, it's aimed more towards a younger audience.
2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9/11.
3) 10 dead babies.
I would tell a joke, but Iβm sad my dad died in 9/11. Heβs the greatest pilot that went down with the Twin Towers.
"9/11 was not funny; it was plane wrong because my dad was the best fucking pilot in Jeddah."
Why do orphans not like the iPhone 11 Pro?
A: Because it doesn't have a home button.
Why do some people keep posting lame jokes about 9/11?
Answer; Because they are STUPID LOSERS!
What do 9/11 and Covid-19 both have in common?
Asians caused them both!
I talk about the girls in my math class simping over anime characters and making random ships as well as for Miraculous Ladybug children's show, whatever the show is called, but it's a kids show. π Now theyβre searching up pictures of Tom Holland laughing in their absolute weirdness.
I like Tom Holland, but these kids man, they like him like theyβre in a relationship. They might as well start kissing and licking the screen. Theyβre probably writing fanfictions in their free time when they arenβt searching up kids show characters, anime characters, and Tom Holland pics on their SCHOOL CHROMEBOOK. Their only device choice was a school-provided laptop which is monitored by the school while they are writing fan fictions on Google Docs and searching up some weird Tom Holland stuff. Imagine how Tom Holland would feel if he found out that there are 11 year old girls searching up some weird stuff about him.
I shouted "Jenga" in class today.
We were watching clips of 9/11.
Never talk about 9/11 to me. I lost my dad in it.
He was a great pilot ;(
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
They can go through 100 floors in 7 seconds.
They made a movie about 9/11.
It was a big hit.
The towers collapsed on 9/10, not 9/11.
Q: Why can't you tell 9/11 jokes in a comedy club?
A: They always crash and burn.