11 jokes
Guys, we shouldn't make jokes about 9/11. My dad was a victim.
He was the best pilot in Arab.
My mother-in-law would have been on one of the planes that crashed on 9/11.
Had I known in advance, I would have bought her the ticket.
A girl is meeting this Muslim for a date, and she asks him, "So are you Indian?"
And the Muslim goes, "No, bitch, I ain't 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11!"
Why does Spider-Man only have 11 months?
He lost May.
Why was number 10 scared?
It was surrounded by 9/11.
What is the difference between 9/11 and Clash Royale, lol?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
Doin (DYM 11).
Sorry for this Pick Up Line.
Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.
Me: How many letters are in the alphabet?
That one friend: 11 - T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
Cow: *can't be milked for 20 years*
9/11:
"White people can't jump"...
"You must not have seen the twin towers on 9/11."
Best friend makes joke about 9/11.
Me: My pop was a part of that!
Best friend: So sorry!
Me: My pop was the pilot of the plane, he flew through 89 floors.
Why were the Twin Towers made on 9/11? They ordered pepperoni pizza but got plane.
For my birthday on Sept. 11 this year, I just want a plane chocolate cake.
1, 2 look at your shoes.
3, 4 they look better than yours.
5, 6 you have no friends.
7, 8 you look like a ape.
9, 10 don't you like men?
11, 12 hell naw I like females.
My teacher asked me what my favorite number was yesterday, and I said 2977. I chose 91 for my football jersey number and Sharpied a 1 after the other 1, and my teacher Mr. Jackson's dad died in 9/11, and when he was talking about it Friday the 9th, I threw a paper airplane at him and got suspended for 3 days starting Monday.
Why was Saudi Arabia sad during 9/11?
Because there were no more planes.
I just planted emo grass.
Ignore it and it cuts itself.
C'mon guys, 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.