11 jokes
What do 9/11 and 911 have in common?
They're twins.
I shouted "Jenga" in class today.
We were watching clips of 9/11.
The towers collapsed on 9/10, not 9/11.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
They can go through 100 floors in 7 seconds.
Never talk about 9/11 to me. I lost my dad in it.
He was a great pilot ;(
They made a movie about 9/11.
It was a big hit.
Who are the fastest readers of mankind?
The victims of 9/11, they went through dozens of stories in a couple of seconds.
Why was I angry on my plane? Because I read these stupid 9/11 jokes.
How are the faster readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they read 80 stories in 10 seconds.
What's the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Their kneecaps.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because he next to 9 and 11.
"9/11" or just "7-Eleven" to a Mexican person.
Wait till the end.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
But why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11!
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I rate the Twin Towers 9/11, very stable buildings.
Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?
Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."
Why was the number 10 afraid?
Because it was with 9 and 11, and it makes 911.
You can't send an Indian to walk a corner. The only corner they will get to is 7-11.
9/11 hahahahaha. Lawrence, I hope you read this!
"Can we do 69?"
"How about we do 9/11 since we will crash together?"