11 jokes
Why were the Twin Towers mad during 9/11?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead got plane.
Hi, I'm new here and I'm 11. I'm just bored and want a girlfriend.
Does anyone have Snapchat or Twitter? I can show you what I look like ;)
Three guys walk into a bar: one Asian, one American, one Black.
A girl walks in and says if all three of your D*** sizes don't add up to 12 inches, I will shoot you.
First comes the American with 3 inches, then the Black man with 8.
It totals out to 11 and they look at the Asian and say "Oh no."
He comes to 1 inch to top off the twelve.
She walks away and says ok.
The Asian says, "You're lucky she was hot, so I had a boner!"
Why was 10 scared?
Because it’s between 9/11.
Two friends were walking in a forest. They started to fight.
A cannibal came and shouted, "Food fight!"
Remember when Calvin wanted to commit a school shooting?
Next person that says 67, I am gonna yell "9/11" and sweep their feet.
9/11 was like the 4th of July. It was very bright in the skies.
Today is the day of 9/11, and we were in class making jokes, and somebody said, "That's sad." I was like, "Why?" And they said, "Today is the day the towers went down." I said, "Just like I did on your mum last night."
One thing is for sure, the victims from 9/11 died warm.
Q) What was the last pizza delivery to 9/11?
A) Two large planes.
Who are the fastest readers of mankind?
The victims of 9/11, they went through dozens of stories in a couple of seconds.
Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?
Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Suicide.
Suicide who?
Suicide you.
On September 11, Gemini ordered three pepperoni pizzas.
One came alone, one was late, and the third went the wrong way.
Why does New York have the Jets as their football team if those are what took out the Twin Towers?
Kid 1: Guys, stop making 9/11 jokes. My dad died in 9/11.
Kid 2: Sorry, I didn't know.
Kid 1: He was the best fighter pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
Little Red Riding Hood has to deliver food to her grandma again. She can drive now because she is sixteen. One the way, she accidentally took the wrong way and got to a different forest where her grandma lives now. She found the wrong cottage that looked like her grandma's home. When she opened the door, she found her younger and older sisters of ages 9, 11, 18, and 22. How old is Little Red Riding Hood?
Answer: 16
What's 9/11 survivors' least favorite NFL team?
New York Jets.
9/11 is not funny. It's just plane disrespectful to make fun of it.
You can't send an Indian to walk a corner. The only corner they will get to is 7-11.