11 jokes
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it's in the middle of 9/11!
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Proof that 9/11 isn't a government plot.
It worked.
I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.
"I didn't get the joke at first, but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.
On the day of 9/11, the WTC's ordered cheese and pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
I wish they taught 9/11 at school.
It would make these jokes more explosive. 🧨
I hate the 9/11 jokes; my dad and grandpa were killed.
My dad was one hell of a pilot.
Grandpa was a hell of a planner.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims of course, they went through 89 stories in only 5 minutes!
What’s the difference between a firefighter and Snoop Dogg?
Snoop Dogg inhaled less smoke during 9/11.
Why did Ten die?
It was between 9/11.
My grandma always told my dad if a bird ever got in your house/truck, someone would die later that exact day.
She found out she had cancer. 11 months later, my grandpa died of a stroke. I hope to see them in heaven. I’d like to meet them. Pls comment good things. I really, really love them, even though I didn’t get to meet them. 😭😭😭
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims. They went through 67 stories in 0.67 milliseconds.
Why do people always talk about nine eleven???
My dad died that day.
He was a good pilot.
You know how 7 ate 9? Why was 10 scared? It's because he was in the middle of 9/11. 🤣
My dad was in the plane in 9/11, and he was the smart one that convinced everyone. He said, "We're fucked."
I don't understand the plane crash at 9/11. My dad was a great pilot!
I don't usually like to tell 9/11 jokes for two reasons: they're morally wrong, and they tend to crash and burn.
If the UK is 6 hours ahead of us, why didn't they just warn us about 9/11?