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11 jokes

Pilot

Okay class, who can tell me who the fastest readers are?

The pilots of 9/11 went through the Twin Towers, 6 in 3 seconds.

Dad

My dad was in the plane in 9/11, and he was the smart one that convinced everyone. He said, "We're fucked."

Friend

Best friend makes joke about 9/11.

Me: My pop was a part of that!

Best friend: So sorry!

Me: My pop was the pilot of the plane, he flew through 89 floors.

Memes

9/11

You know how they said weight people can't jump? Check out the 9/11 videos.

9/11

I joke about 9/11 because if I did it, it would have a tendency to crash and burn.

Dad

I hate the 9/11 jokes; my dad and grandpa were killed.

My dad was one hell of a pilot.

Grandpa was a hell of a planner.

Alphabet

Me: How many letters are in the alphabet?

That one friend: 11 - T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.

Tower

9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans. They knocked down two towers, not three.

Documentary

Would it be wrong of me to yell “Jenga!” or “Timber!” while my class is watching a 9/11 documentary?

Terrorist

A child was walking through the forest when a wolf jumped in front of him. The child saw that the wolf had no leg. He then became a terrorist and caused 9/11.

9/11

9/11 is like me after I'm finished with my Lego house. I destroy it! 😄🤣

9/11

9/11 was pretty great to me, it's just hilarious to watch people lose at Jenga.

Rape

What’s the best part of raping an 11 year old girl?

Killing the little bitch after you’ve finished with her.