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11 jokes

Teacher

My teacher got so mad at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and I said, "Damn, got hit twice!"

Plane

My dad died in 9/11, and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane, next to Soul Plane.

Memes

Twin Towers

It was a blast to visit the Twin Towers on 9/11 at exactly 8:46 a.m. It was the bomb... like, literally!

Shit

You know if you poo on the toilet at 11:59 PM...

Then at 12:01 AM, it's just the same shit, different day...

Tragedy

We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi Arabia's best pilot.

Life

POV: 11:07 PM At night, reading these when you notice that, like everyone else, you have no life.

Movie

Why could not the 11 year old watch the pirate movie?

because it was rated RRRRGGGG.

I am guessing you don't understand :(

Pilot

Guys, you shouldn't joke about 9/11.

My great-uncle died that day. Best damn pilot in Iraq.

9/11

My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.

9/11

9/11 is like genders.

There used to be two of them, and now it’s a touchy subject.