What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?
I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.
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Why did Ten die?
It was between 9/11.
9/11 is like genders.
There used to be two of them, and now it’s a touchy subject.
9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out.
It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001. I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.
How old are 9/11 victims?
"There, toddlers, here come the airplane!"
Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.
Spongebob: 9 letters
Squarepants: 11 letters
Spongebob did 9/11.
Kid 1: Guys, stop making 9/11 jokes. My dad died in 9/11.
Kid 2: Sorry, I didn't know.
Kid 1: He was the best fighter pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
Who said white people can't jump?
Look at the footage from 9/11.
What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.
9/11 jokes are a bomb!
Whenever I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
SpongeBob did 9/11.
Is it a bird, is it a plane?
No, it’s a 9/11 victim.
I'll rate this a 9/11.
What’s the difference between a firefighter and Snoop Dogg?
Snoop Dogg inhaled less smoke during 9/11.
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them, "Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
Guy 1: Hey, can you stop making 9/11 jokes? My dad died during it.
Guy 2: Sorry, I will stop. What was your dad?
Guy 1: The pilot. He saw a KFC and wanted it, so, well, you know.
Why was 10 scared? Cause he saw 9 rape 11.
My dad died in 9/11. He was a Muslim pilot.
I've never seen my dad since September 11. I wonder where he is...
