11 jokes
What type of pizza did the 9/11 victims order? Two planes.
What did the 9/11 survivor say when he went back to his family? "You won't believe it! The Twin Towers became conjoined twins when it happened!"
My great grandfather died in 9/11.
He was an amazing pilot.
Why was 10 scared? Cause he saw 9 rape 11.
For 9/11, I decided to bomb my twins.
Why couldn’t most people remember 9/11? Because it flew over their heads.
The man fired from the World Trade Center on September 10.
That is just plain wrong.
What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes?
They never land.
Just like the planes.
Why was 10 afraid? Because he was 'tween 9 and 11.
I tried to search stuff about 9/11 for a research project, but it didn’t work... I guess the site crashed.
Did you know there was food on the plane that caused 9/11?
It was the bomb.
Ever heard the saying white people can’t jump??
Well, I think that’s total bullshit. You should have seen us on 9/11!
What is the worst thing about your birthday being on September 11?
Party crashers.
Roses are red, violets are violets, my dad died in 9/11 and he was a good pilot.
I told a 9/11 joke to my friends today.
It didn't land well.
My uncle died on 9/11. Her last words were "Allahu Akbar."
I was going to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was really plane.
Hey man, I was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.
Q. What's a 9/11 survivor's least favorite bagel? A. Plain.
Q: What song were the pilots of 9/11 listening to? A: 'So Let's Set The World On Fire.'