11 jokes
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims of course, they went through 89 stories in only 5 minutes!
If I had to rate the attack on the Twin Towers from the Muslims, I'd give it a 9/11.
What type of pizza did the 9/11 victims order? Two planes.
What was the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
People often ask me what I would do for a Klondike bar. Well, I'd straight up put 5 hijackers on Flight 175 before it departed from Logan Airport at 8:14 a.m. on September 11, 2001.
7-Eleven
8-Eleven
9/11
Dude, 9/11 jokes always bomb.
Why did 7 kill 11?
Because now 7 was even.
Bro, the Twin Towers are like my grandpa and his friends. One survived—my grandpa. The others have fallen—his friends.
Why were the people during 9/11 mad because they ordered pepperoni sandwiches, but they got two planes?
How old are 9/11 victims?
"There, toddlers, here come the airplane!"
Wait till the end.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
But why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11!
If 9/11 happened again, I want to share a selfie of me flying that plane.
Fat women can't walk, but on 9/11, they ran.
Why were the terrorists upset on 9/11? bcz 1 of the 4 missed its target.
I should probably stop making jokes about 9/11.
My dad died to it, he was a great pilot.
My dad died in 9/11... He was the best pilot I know.
Joke 1) 9/11 was such a tragedy... Two drunk people drove a plane into a building.
Joke 2) If 6-2=4, why are there no more towers?
Joke 3) Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?
What do 9/11 and gender have in common?
They used to be two, and now it's a sensitive topic.