11 jokes
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hitler blew an 11 country lead, During World War 2.
My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
How many astronauts can you fit into a VW Bug? 11, 4 in the seats, seven in the ashtray.
Would it be wrong of me to yell “Jenga!” or “Timber!” while my class is watching a 9/11 documentary?
When was the only time you could see people base jump without a parachute?
2001/9/11.
Whenever I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
"Can we do 69?"
"How about we do 9/11 since we will crash together?"
Why did Ten need a therapist? He was in between 9/11.
The British equivalent to 9/11 would be a big red bus crashing into Big Ben.
Why was 10 so scared? Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
9/11 2001... that day was fire🔥
What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.
I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.
What do you get when you cross a lesbian that is a feminazi, a lesbian that is a progressive democrat, a promiscuous woman that is a lesbian prostitute working inside a lesbian brothel in San Francisco, California, and one of Jehovah's Witnesses?
You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?
What could've the Towers done to not start 9/11?
Call 911.
There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head? A pentagon! (9/11 joke)
What’s worse than George Bush doing 9/11? Jeffrey Epstein doing nine Elevens.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in between 9/11.
Q: What is 9 + 11?
A: 9/11