11 jokes
I've never seen my dad since September 11. I wonder where he is...
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.
And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.
It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.
Why was I angry on my plane? Because I read these stupid 9/11 jokes.
I guess making 9/11 jokes at the airport is better than shouting "He's got a gun!" at the airport.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because he next to 9 and 11.
9/11 pilots are the best readers.
They went through 30 stories in less than an hour.
Why were the Twin Towers mad at 9/11?
They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Autoerotic asphyxiation because hanging in there can be hard.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But 10 was afraid, why? Because it was in between 9 and 11.
SpongeBob did 9/11.
My dad died in 9/11. He was the best pilot I have ever seen, though.
Have you heard the 9/11 joke yet?... It was pretty fire.
Okay class, who can tell me who the fastest readers are?
The pilots of 9/11 went through the Twin Towers, 6 in 3 seconds.
Teacher: Ok class, I'm going to ask a question about your family.
Alex: Miss, my Dad died in 9/11.
Teacher: OH NO, I'M SO SORRY!
Alex: Don't worry miss. It was only Dad and besides, he did what he wanted before he died.
Teacher: What was that?
Alex: Flew the plane.
What's 9 divided by 11?
Well, I know it's less than two alright!
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably go up in flames.
Roses are red, violets are violets, my dad died in 9/11 and he was a good pilot.
I feel bad for the guy in 9/11 who ordered a salami pizza. Instead, he just got a plane.
Why do some people keep posting lame jokes about 9/11?
Answer; Because they are STUPID LOSERS!
This is nothing to do with 9/11, but this is my best joke.
What do you call a Paki in a microwave?
Pting pting pting.