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Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.
Why are people so worked up about 9/11? They were just playing Jenga.
Stop with the 9/11 jokes.
They're not gonna fly.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 Victims
Doin (DYM 11)
why were the twin towers angry on 9/11? because they orderd a peperoni pizza but all they got instead was plane
is it me or was 9/11 too plane i thought it would be more exciting
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore. And if I tried it would probably crash and burn. It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.
Q: What do you call 9/11? A: Enemy persion airstrike.
I'd rate the pilot a 9/11
for my birthday on sept 11 this year I just want a plane chocolate cake
Why did 10 kill itself?
Because it was between 9/11.
I don't usually like to tell 9/11 jokes for two reasons: they're morally wrong, and they tend to crash and burn.
Whenever you think back to 9/11 and realize there are 12 hours in front of us, why the f*ck didn't they warn us?
Hi Freshfry, hi Alex, I did not see your messages yesterday because I was at my brother's soccer game, and then people came to our house till 11:00. Lol, sorry :)
Why do golfers bring a spare pair of socks?
In case they get a hole in one.
What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!
11/9 is opposite day. The towers fall on the planes instead of 9/11, way.
My parents created a joke 11 years ago and people are still laughing at it, but I know it's not me because jokes have meaning.
10, being in the middle, tried to prevent 9/11 from getting closer.
Sorry, I meant 9 and 11.
