11 jokes

Why do people always talk about 9/11, but seriously, just let it sit there, like the rubble it is.

"White people can't jump..."

"You must not have seen the Twin Towers on 9/11."

Yeah, I keep telling everyone 9/11 jokes, but they all just crash and burn.

11:45 - Arrived at crime scene.

11:45 - Examined body. Signs of struggle.

11:45 - Found murder weapon in drain.

11:45 - Realized watch was broken.

Why were 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9. Then why was 10 afraid? Because it was between 9/11.

What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43? Floor 44 💀💀

In 9/11, people were dying for the pizza. But it was at the bottom, so they had to die for it literally.

What do 9/11 and COVID-19 have in common?

I couldn't give a fuck about either.

How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?

Are you 7/11 or 9/11?

I wish 9/11 was in December because the poor farm fields.

4, 6, 8, and 9 have all been killed. 2, 3, 5, 7, and 11 are the prime suspects.

Your momma's so fat she started "Fat Lives Matter". Meetings are everyday:

11 o'clock McDonald's, 12 o'clock KFC, 1 o'clock Pizza Hut.

Me and my friend (rope) like hanging out.

Joke 1) 9/11 was such a tragedy... Two drunk people drove a plane into a building.

Joke 2) If 6-2=4, why are there no more towers?

Joke 3) Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.

9/11... 911... COINCIDENCE I THINK NOT!

What died on 9/11? 2,996 people.

You know how people say white men can’t jump? Well, you should check the 9/11 footage.

At 6, she wanted a happy mama.

At 8, she hated acting like a mom.

At 10, she wanted to see her own smile again.

At 11, she wanted to see her mom.

One of my family members died on 9/11, he was one of the best pilots in the Middle East.

What is a pedophile's favorite age range?

9-11.

I hate when people make jokes about the Twin Towers.

My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.