11 jokes
You know if you poo on the toilet at 11:59 PM...
Then at 12:01 AM, it's just the same shit, different day...
Why was 10 scared?
Because 9/11 came flying in.
Why don't Bald Eagles like fast food? It always runs away!
My dad was a great pilot...
He died in 9/11.
What were the terrorists on 9/11 thinking?
"We can't go over it." "Can't go under it." "We have to go through it!"
What you think about my sudoku record? Evil sudoku, no notes, no hints!
How are Kobe’s death and people in 9/11 the same? They both hit the ground really hard.
Why was 10 scared because it was in the middle of 9/11?
What goes moo? Cow.
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Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 42 stories in 7 seconds.
Why do golfers bring a spare pair of socks?
In case they get a hole in one.
Whenever I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
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9/11 jokes aren't funny. They are just plane wrong.
What’s the best part of raping an 11 year old girl?
Killing the little bitch after you’ve finished with her.
A policeman once said, "I will never forget 9/11."
I said, "I hope not, that’s your phone number!"
My uncle died in 9/11. He was in the plane that crashed in the field.
My uncle died on 9/11. Her last words were "Allahu Akbar."
Watching the 9/11 documentaries, just watching a kill cam.
I'd tell you a 9/11 joke, but it'd fly over your head and into the Twin Towers.
Time flies by, doesn’t it?
But the plane in 9/11 didn’t.