11 jokes
What's 9 divided by 11?
Well, I know it's less than two alright!
My grandpa died in 9/11.
He was the best pilot.
What is the worst thing about your birthday being on September 11?
Party crashers.
My dad was a great pilot...
He died in 9/11.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims of course, they went through 89 stories in only 5 minutes!
A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.
Three years later there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says: “What the hell was that all about?”
What do 9/11 and COVID-19 have in common?
I couldn't give a fuck about either.
If someone told me to bring up 9/11, they were trying to make a funny joke, but it didn't work.
That one really *crashed and burned*.
Ever heard the saying white people can’t jump??
Well, I think that’s total bullshit. You should have seen us on 9/11!
Never joke about 9/11, they'll just crash and burn.
9/11 pilots are the best readers.
They went through 30 stories in less than an hour.
A retired George W. Bush is eating a donut at 7/11 and looks at it. "I'm so happy I did that." A guy overhears the conversation and says, "You're happy you bought that donut? Oh haha, I would be too. I love donuts!" George W. Bush then says, "Oh hahaha, you caught me," and then says, "Oh hahaha, you must have heard me wrong. I said, I'm so happy I did 9/11."
Dang... if I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put D IN U ;)
I only know there are 25 letters in the alphabet, I don't know Y.
(Me: How many letters are in the alphabet?) -- (Friend: 11- T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T)
(Me: There are 20 letters in the alphabet, right?) -- (Crush: No, there is actually 26.) -- (Me: oooOoh, I forgot u r a qt! So its acdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz?) -- (Crush: You forgot the D) -- (Me: That's not needed yet ;])
What letter is really hot? T
C = cOCK O = CoCK C = COcK K = COCk COCK = cock cock = COCK
ME SExUAL SRrY LoL
The thing about 9/11 and the jokes about it, for most people it flew over their head, for some it flew into their head.
I'm at school and this website isn't blocked, and I need help on who did 9/11?
Why was number 10 scared?
It was surrounded by 9/11.
On the day of 9/11, the WTC's ordered cheese and pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
When I saw Stephen Hawking for the first time, I knew he had been in a shop!!! I lieeeeeeeeed! 🤣🤣🤣
My uncle died on 9/11. Her last words were "Allahu Akbar."
Dude, people gotta stop letting 9/11 jokes fly around like bro, you're gonna make my brain explode!