11 jokes
What did the south tower say to the north tower? It said: nothing.
9/11 joke.
The 9/11 and the Spanish flu are kind of similar.
The Spanish flu was a very dangerous flu, and in 9/11, something very dangerous flew.
There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head? A pentagon! (9/11 joke)
My dad died in 9/11. He was the best pilot.
I'm at school and this website isn't blocked, and I need help on who did 9/11?
On September 11, 2001, I was in geometry class.
On that day, we learned you can remove one side of a pentagon by intersecting it with a plane.
How dare you people make 9/11 jokes? It's just "plane" rude!
One thing is for sure, the victims from 9/11 died warm.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably go up in flames.
Why were the people during 9/11 mad? They ordered 2 sausage pizzas, but instead they got 2 plane pizzas.
What's the difference between a crumbled man and 9/11... nothing, they're both crumbled.
I'd make 9/11 jokes, but they'd just crash and burn.
What do you get when you cross a lesbian that is a feminazi, a lesbian that is a progressive democrat, a promiscuous woman that is a lesbian prostitute working inside a lesbian brothel in San Francisco, California, and one of Jehovah's Witnesses?
(just a joke) My grandfather was involved in 9/11. I’ve kept his pilot medals for how good of a pilot he was.
Hi Freshfry, hi Alex, I did not see your messages yesterday because I was at my brother's soccer game, and then people came to our house till 11:00. Lol, sorry :)
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Twins.
Twins who?
Twins go boom boom today on 9/11.
Why do people always talk about nine eleven???
My dad died that day.
He was a good pilot.
Bro, my friend told me all his humor is dead and dry, and I was like, "Just like 9/11 victims."
I would say a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't land well.
What do maths and 9/11 have in common?
They both prove two parallel lines can be intercepted by a plane.