11 jokes

If someone told me to bring up 9/11, they were trying to make a funny joke, but it didn't work.

That one really *crashed and burned*.

Ever heard the saying white people can’t jump??

Well, I think that’s total bullshit. You should have seen us on 9/11!

9/11 pilots are the best readers.

They went through 30 stories in less than an hour.

A retired George W. Bush is eating a donut at 7/11 and looks at it. "I'm so happy I did that." A guy overhears the conversation and says, "You're happy you bought that donut? Oh haha, I would be too. I love donuts!" George W. Bush then says, "Oh hahaha, you caught me," and then says, "Oh hahaha, you must have heard me wrong. I said, I'm so happy I did 9/11."

Dang... if I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put D IN U ;)

I only know there are 25 letters in the alphabet, I don't know Y.

(Me: How many letters are in the alphabet?) -- (Friend: 11- T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T)

(Me: There are 20 letters in the alphabet, right?) -- (Crush: No, there is actually 26.) -- (Me: oooOoh, I forgot u r a qt! So its acdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz?) -- (Crush: You forgot the D) -- (Me: That's not needed yet ;])

What letter is really hot? T

C = cOCK O = CoCK C = COcK K = COCk COCK = cock cock = COCK

ME SExUAL SRrY LoL

My uncle died in 9/11. He was a pilot.

Why was 10 scared? Because 9/11.

Why were the victims of 9/11 so mad?

Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.

I should probably stop making jokes about 9/11.

My dad died to it, he was a great pilot.

I poo 11 times a day.

I tried to search stuff about 9/11 for a research project, but it didn’t work... I guess the site crashed.

The last thing the victims were thinking was, "Is there 9 or 11 stories?"

We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"

What world record did the people in 9/11 get?

The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.

My dad died in 9/11.

He was a good pilot.

On the day of 9/11, the WTC's ordered cheese and pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.

What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes?

They never land.

Just like the planes.

Dude, people gotta stop letting 9/11 jokes fly around like bro, you're gonna make my brain explode!

Why were the terrorists upset on 9/11? bcz 1 of the 4 missed its target.

My dad was in 9/11, that's rude, and he was a great pilot.