11 jokes

Who said white people can't jump?

Look at the footage from 9/11.

I don't joke about 9/11 because I lost my dad. He was the best pilot I ever knew.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.

Now why was 10 afraid? Because it was in the middle of 9-11.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

9/11.

9/11 who?

You said that you would never forget!

I heard a pretty juicy rumor about butter, but I decided I didn't want to spread it.

You know I would tell you a 9/11 joke, but it just doesn’t hit the spot.

What's the square root of your dead?

9/11.

Your hairline so back it caused 9/11.

What could've the Towers done to not start 9/11?

Call 911.

My grandpa was in 9/11. He was the best pilot.

We all know 6 is scared of 7 because 789, but why did 10 have PTSD?

He was stuck in the middle of 9/11...

How did people know the 9/11 victims had a lot of dandruff?

Their head and shoulders were all over New York City!

I don’t like making jokes about 9/11. My grandad died in it, he was the greatest pilot I ever knew.

Dang... if I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put D IN U ;)

I only know there are 25 letters in the alphabet, I don't know Y.

(Me: How many letters are in the alphabet?) -- (Friend: 11- T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T)

(Me: There are 20 letters in the alphabet, right?) -- (Crush: No, there is actually 26.) -- (Me: oooOoh, I forgot u r a qt! So its acdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz?) -- (Crush: You forgot the D) -- (Me: That's not needed yet ;])

What letter is really hot? T

C = cOCK O = CoCK C = COcK K = COCk COCK = cock cock = COCK

ME SExUAL SRrY LoL

A retired George W. Bush is eating a donut at 7/11 and looks at it. "I'm so happy I did that." A guy overhears the conversation and says, "You're happy you bought that donut? Oh haha, I would be too. I love donuts!" George W. Bush then says, "Oh hahaha, you caught me," and then says, "Oh hahaha, you must have heard me wrong. I said, I'm so happy I did 9/11."

What's the difference between God and Ron DeSantis?

God does not think he is Ron DeSantis.

What went through the heads of the people on the 142nd floor during 9/11?

The 143rd floor.

God, my dad got so pissed during 9/11.

All that work wasted.

9/11 2001... that day was fire🔥

Michael has canceled his upcoming dates. They were Tommy, age 9, and Bobby, 11.