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11 jokes

Emo

What's the difference between emos and 9/11?

The emos are still there, high up off the ground.

Pilot

People joking about 9/11.

Random kid: "You shouldn’t joke about that! I lost my dad on 9/11."

Oh.

"Yeah, he was the greatest pilot ever!"

Pilot

I don't joke about 9/11 because I lost my dad. He was the best pilot I ever knew.

Pilot

Anybody remember 9/11? Cause I sure do, and oh boy was my father a good pilot!💥

Memes

Mom

When I was 11, my mom came home from the bar super drunk that night, and I just wanted to know if they knew where the cat was because I heard a noise. We had a loooooooong talk the next morning.

9/11

9/11 is not funny. It's just plane disrespectful to make fun of it.

Dude

Dude, people gotta stop letting 9/11 jokes fly around like bro, you're gonna make my brain explode!

Flu

The 9/11 and the Spanish flu are kind of similar.

The Spanish flu was a very dangerous flu, and in 9/11, something very dangerous flew.

9/11

Why are people so worked up about 9/11? They were just playing Jenga.

Building

Sorry for this Pick Up Line.

Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.

Jenga

We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"

Time

I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀