11 jokes
Why is ten afraid?
Because it’s in the middle of 9/11.
Why do orphans get iPhones 11?
Because it has no home page.
The towers collapsed on 9/10, not 9/11.
9/11 is like me after I'm finished with my Lego house. I destroy it! 😄🤣
Your momma's so fat she started "Fat Lives Matter". Meetings are everyday:
11 o'clock McDonald's, 12 o'clock KFC, 1 o'clock Pizza Hut.
What is the difference between McDonald's and 9/11?
McDonald's has a drive-through. Twin Towers has a fly-through.
Guess what song was playing during 9/11? Timber by Ke$ha.
"I hate when people make 9/11 jokes because my grandfather died during the Twin Tower attacks. He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia."
4, 6, 8, and 9 have all been killed. 2, 3, 5, 7, and 11 are the prime suspects.
How 9/11 Happened!:
Hey Bush, Truth or dare?
What's the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Their kneecaps.
I usually don't make 9/11 jokes, but they just are fire.
Chuck Norris' dick is so big that it has its own dick. And his dick's dick is still bigger than Bruce Lee.
Today we had a test on September 11th in school. I got a 9/11.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers in the world?
Because they went through 90 stories in just 10 seconds!
Why was 10 scared? Because 9/11.
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them, "Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
Three guys walk into a bar: one Asian, one American, one Black.
A girl walks in and says if all three of your D*** sizes don't add up to 12 inches, I will shoot you.
First comes the American with 3 inches, then the Black man with 8.
It totals out to 11 and they look at the Asian and say "Oh no."
He comes to 1 inch to top off the twelve.
She walks away and says ok.
The Asian says, "You're lucky she was hot, so I had a boner!"
Stop with the 9/11 jokes, people. They're just not gonna fly.