11 jokes
Q: What is 9 + 11?
A: 9/11
I've never seen my dad since September 11. I wonder where he is...
What did the south tower say to the north tower? It said: nothing.
9/11 joke.
What could've the Towers done to not start 9/11?
Call 911.
Q: Why can't you tell 9/11 jokes in a comedy club?
A: They always crash and burn.
Why was 10 scared because it was in the middle of 9/11?
Why was 10 scared? Cause he saw 9 rape 11.
Is it a bird, is it a plane?
No, it’s a 9/11 victim.
"F" stand for family, that's why "orphan" is spelled with "ph."
Why do orphans get iPhones 11?
Because it has no home page.
Doin (DYM 11).
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them, "Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
People often ask me what I would do for a Klondike bar. Well, I'd straight up put 5 hijackers on Flight 175 before it departed from Logan Airport at 8:14 a.m. on September 11, 2001.
Me traveling back in time to tell Americans there will be a big tsunami on 9/11/2001, and to survive it they have to climb the two tallest buildings in New York.
Ever heard the saying white people can’t jump??
Well, I think that’s total bullshit. You should have seen us on 9/11!
My uncle died on September 11. He was the greatest pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
Once my twin brother died from a plane crash. His last words were, "If it's a bomb, I'll give it a 9/11."
What do maths and 9/11 have in common?
They both prove two parallel lines can be intercepted by a plane.
9/11 jokes just don't fly around me.
Me: I know a good 9/11 joke, but it would probably go over your head.
The Twin Towers: No, it won’t.