11 jokes
What type of pizza did the 9/11 victims order? Two planes.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably crash and burn.
What's the emergency number, Jimmy?
Jimmy: 9/11!
I was going to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was really plane.
Why don't Bald Eagles like fast food? It always runs away!
Memes
What do 9/11 and gender have in common?
They used to be two, and now it's a sensitive topic.
Why did the people in 9/11 not call 911? Because it would call the pilots.
My teacher got so mad at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and I said, "Damn, got hit twice!"
Hey man, I was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.
9/11 2001... that day was fire🔥
I wish 9/11 was in December because the poor farm fields.
My dad died in 9/11, and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane, next to Soul Plane.
Why could not the 11 year old watch the pirate movie?
because it was rated RRRRGGGG.
I am guessing you don't understand :(
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hitler blew an 11 country lead, During World War 2.
What makes 9/11 an inside job?
Someone started calling it 10/7.
What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.
After 9/11, the Twin Towers began to vape and smoke weed... 😔
What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?
I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.
Osama bin Laden rated America.
He gave us a 9/11.
It was a blast to visit the Twin Towers on 9/11 at exactly 8:46 a.m. It was the bomb... like, literally!
