11 jokes
You want to hear a 9/11 joke?
I bet they did too!
I hate when people make jokes about the Twin Towers.
My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.
What's the emergency number, Jimmy?
Jimmy: 9/11!
I don’t usually tell 9/11 jokes, they usually crash and burn.
"Among Us" is a game (Skeld) where there is an imposter trying to hijack the ship and kill everyone. Does this sound similar to September 11, 2001?
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I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably crash and burn.
Why don't Bald Eagles like fast food? It always runs away!
I was going to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was really plane.
Why did the people in 9/11 not call 911? Because it would call the pilots.
What type of pizza did the 9/11 victims order? Two planes.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because it’s in the middle of 9/11.
When 9/11 happened, we changed our airport policies. When school shootings happen, we haven't changed anything since the shooting at Columbine in 1999. And we say we want the children to be safe.
USA: "Never forget 9/11."
Brits: "What happened on the 9th of November?"
What was the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.
What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?
I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.
It was women driving the planes for 9/11.
Tons of people committed suicide on 9/11 by destroying government property.
Not to mention and by plane.
Guys, you shouldn't joke about 9/11.
My great-uncle died that day. Best damn pilot in Iraq.
My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.