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9/11

I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably crash and burn.

Memes

Gender

Twin Towers

What do 9/11 and gender have in common?

They used to be two, and now it's a sensitive topic.

9/11

Why did the people in 9/11 not call 911? Because it would call the pilots.

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  • Teacher

    My teacher got so mad at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and I said, "Damn, got hit twice!"

    Man

    Hey man, I was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.

    Plane

    My dad died in 9/11, and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane, next to Soul Plane.

    Movie

    Why could not the 11 year old watch the pirate movie?

    because it was rated RRRRGGGG.

    I am guessing you don't understand :(

    Hitler

    Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hitler blew an 11 country lead, During World War 2.

    9/11

    What makes 9/11 an inside job?

    Someone started calling it 10/7.

    Terrorist

    What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.

    Covid

    What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?

    I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.

    Twin Towers

    It was a blast to visit the Twin Towers on 9/11 at exactly 8:46 a.m. It was the bomb... like, literally!