11 jokes

C'mon guys, 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong.

My dad died in 9/11. He was such a good pilot.

My uncle died in the 9/11 attacks. He was the best pilot I had ever met.

Who are the fastest readers?

9/11 victims because they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds. 😂

How are Kobe’s death and people in 9/11 the same? They both hit the ground really hard.

So we all know why 6 was afraid of 7, because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? It was in between 9/11.

I don't understand the plane crash at 9/11. My dad was a great pilot!

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What type of pizza did the 9/11 victims order? Two planes.

I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably crash and burn.

I was going to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was really plane.

What's the emergency number, Jimmy?

Jimmy: 9/11!

Why don't Bald Eagles like fast food? It always runs away!

What do 9/11 and gender have in common?

They used to be two, and now it's a sensitive topic.

On September 11, 2001, I was in geometry class.

On that day, we learned you can remove one side of a pentagon by intersecting it with a plane.

Why did the people in 9/11 not call 911? Because it would call the pilots.

We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi Arabia's best pilot.

9/11 2001... that day was fire🔥

I wish 9/11 was in December because the poor farm fields.

It's not nice to make 9/11 jokes. My uncle died in 9/11...

He was one of al qaeda's best pilots.