11 jokes
I'd tell you a 9/11 joke, but it'd fly over your head and into the Twin Towers.
You know if you poo on the toilet at 11:59 PM...
Then at 12:01 AM, it's just the same shit, different day...
Guys, we should not make fun of 9/11. Like, that stuff is just plain out crazy. Like, you all should not let that fly.
I shouted "Jenga" in class today.
We were watching clips of 9/11.
11/9 is opposite day. The towers fall on the planes instead of 9/11, way.
My uncle died in 9/11. He was in the plane that crashed in the field.
What is something you can’t say in a superhero movie?
“Is it a bird, is it a plane, well whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.”
In 2001, my parents took me to 9/11. I was soaring towards it with excitement!
9/11.
If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is literally just a scoreboard.
When was the only time you could see people base jump without a parachute?
2001/9/11.
Hey, are you a terrorist? 'Cause I rate you 9/11.
What’s a 9/11 victim’s least favorite song?
Drowning Pool - Bodies.
What time do terrorists arrive in New York City?
9:11 AM
How did people know the 9/11 victims had a lot of dandruff?
Their head and shoulders were all over New York City!
For 9/11, I decided to bomb my twins.
What was the last thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
Lololol get it? They fell from like 100 feet.
A day in the life of a Biden voter.
$2000 stimulus check? Nah, $1400...some day.
No more kids in cages? Nah, more kids in cages.
$15 minimum wage? Nah, $11. Maybe.
50k loan forgiveness? Nah. Lol.
No more deportations? Nah, they're still leaving.
Women's rights? Nah, dudes in women's sports.
New COVID bill? Nah, mostly bailouts and pet projects.
Cheap insulin? Nah, jack those prices up.
Defeat fascism? Nah, barbed wire fences around DC.
How are Kobe’s death and people in 9/11 the same? They both hit the ground really hard.
My dad died in 9/11.
He was a good pilot.