My teacher got so mad at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and I said, "Damn, got hit twice!"
It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.
What time do terrorists arrive in New York City?
9:11 AM
When you play Flappy Bird in 9/11, the bird is a plane and the obstacle courses are towers.
I give these jokes a 9/11
It was a blast to visit the twin towers on 9/11 on exactly 8:46 a.m. it was the bomb...like literally
If I throw a paper airplane at two twins, did I cause 9/11?
9/11 2001... that day was fire🔥
I wish 9/11 was in December because the poor farm fields.
Hey man, I was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.
My dad died in 9/11, and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane, next to Soul Plane.
You know if you poo on the toilet at 11:59 PM...
Then at 12:01 AM, it's just the same shit, different day...
What is the differents between 9/11 and rickroll the twin towers gave up and let down
What is a pedophile's favorite age range?
9-11.
9/11 is like genders. There used to be two of them and now it’s a touchy subject.
ill rate this a 9/11
Is it a bird, is it a plane?
No, it’s a 9/11 victim.
How old are 9/11 victims?
"There, toddlers, here come the airplane!"
Guy 1: Hey, can you stop making 9/11 jokes? My dad died during it.
Guy 2: Sorry, I will stop. What was your dad?
Guy 1: The pilot. He saw a KFC and wanted it, so, well, you know.
What’s the difference between a firefighter and Snoop Dogg?
Snoop Dogg inhaled less smoke during 9/11.
