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11 jokes

Movie

Why could not the 11 year old watch the pirate movie?

because it was rated RRRRGGGG.

I am guessing you don't understand :(

Twin Towers

It was a blast to visit the Twin Towers on 9/11 at exactly 8:46 a.m. It was the bomb... like, literally!

Shit

You know if you poo on the toilet at 11:59 PM...

Then at 12:01 AM, it's just the same shit, different day...

Teacher

My teacher got so mad at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and I said, "Damn, got hit twice!"

9/11

My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.

Man

Hey man, I was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.

Plane

My dad died in 9/11, and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane, next to Soul Plane.

Life

POV: 11:07 PM At night, reading these when you notice that, like everyone else, you have no life.

9/11

In 2001, my parents took me to 9/11. I was soaring towards it with excitement!

9/11

What makes 9/11 an inside job?

Someone started calling it 10/7.

Suicide

Tons of people committed suicide on 9/11 by destroying government property.

Not to mention and by plane.

Terrorist

What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.