11 jokes

The time is 9:11, time to put your phones on airplane mode.

You know, I like my girls how I like my 9/11: Two twins that go down easy.

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 7 seconds. In case you didn't see that one coming, don't feel bad, they didn't either.

Why am I in jail?

All I did was cause 9/11.

What's the difference between emos and 9/11?

The emos are still there, high up off the ground.

"GWEN, can you help me? There's some person messing with me. There name is JADSA, something like that. Look for a joke named Jayden."

9/11 jokes aren’t funny. They always crash and burn.

I just planted emo grass.

Ignore it and it cuts itself.

9/11

I don't like it when people make jokes about 9/11, because we lost 19 great patriots that day.

What was the last thing going through the 9/11 victims' minds?

They don't say "shit for brains" for nothing. 🤣🤣

Me dozing off while driving.

Everyone else on the passenger plane: September 11, 2001.

A mathematician stumbles home drunk at 3 a.m., and his wife is livid. "You swore that you'd be home by 11:45!"

"No," slurs the mathematician, "I said I'd be home by a quarter of 12."

I wish they taught 9/11 at school.

It would make these jokes more explosive. 🧨

My uncle died in 9/11. He was a pilot.

Ever heard of the game T.T.2: 9/11? That game was bomb.

My dad died in 9/11, he was a great pilot.

What do you say to the USA after 9/11? Checkmate.

The 9/11 and the Spanish flu are kind of similar.

The Spanish flu was a very dangerous flu, and in 9/11, something very dangerous flew.

I'm at school and this website isn't blocked, and I need help on who did 9/11?