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Guy 1: Hey, can you stop making 9/11 jokes? My dad died during it.
Guy 2: Sorry, I will stop. What was your dad?
Guy 1: The pilot. He saw a KFC and wanted it, so, well, you know.
Why was 10 scared? Cause he saw 9 rape 11.
My dad died in 9/11. He was a Muslim pilot.
I don't like 9/11 jokes because they always talk about how bad of a plane driver my dad is.
I've never seen my dad since September 11. I wonder where he is...
Memes
Bro, stop. You guys are saying the same jokes over and over. If you're gonna tell a 9/11 joke, just go laugh about the Great Thumps.
Why was 10 afraid? Because he was 'tween 9 and 11.
If God didnβt mean for us to have sex with 11-year-old girls, why did he make them so sexy and so much physically weaker?
What's good about 9/11? It helped solve the world's overpopulation issue.
What died on 9/11?
2,996 people.
I don't like it when people make jokes about 9/11, because we lost 19 great patriots that day.
1. If being ugly was a crime, you would have a life sentence.
2. My phone battery lasts longer than your friendships.
3. There is a tree out there giving you oxygen, and you owe that tree an apology.
4. I donβt hate you, but I gotta unplug your life support to charge my phone.
5. When I saw your dad on the sidewalk, I didnβt laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
6. If I had powers, I would make you the dumbest person alive, but it seems life already beat me to the punch.
7. If karma ever comes to punch ya in the face, I wanna be there to help it.
8. If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, Iβd be broke.
9. You are more disappointing than a cake without frosting.
10. Were you born on a highway, 'cause thatβs where most accidents happen?
11. Wow, that hurts, now I know how it felt when your mom said that to ya.
12. You're the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo, and you may as well be the reason why the middle finger was invented.
Whatβs my favorite Islamic Holiday... 9/11.
Why were the people during 9/11 mad because they ordered pepperoni sandwiches, but they got two planes?
What hit the ground first in 9/11? The people.
Subway trying to commemorate 9/11: CRASH INTO SUBWAY THIS SUBTEMBER 11TH TO GET 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR ONLY $9.11, THAT'S 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR $9.11 AND WATCH THEM FALL... INTO YOUR MOUTH!
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they did 98 stories in 10 seconds.
Chuck Norris sneezed and sent 2 planes flying... on September 11, 2001.
Are you a building?
Cuz I rate you 9/11.
The time is 9:11, time to put your phones on airplane mode.