11 jokes
Subway trying to commemorate 9/11: CRASH INTO SUBWAY THIS SUBTEMBER 11TH TO GET 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR ONLY $9.11, THAT'S 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR $9.11 AND WATCH THEM FALL... INTO YOUR MOUTH!
What's the difference in Japanese Kamikaze and 9/11?
There is none, they both go up in flames.
I was going to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was really plane.
The Twin Towers ordered a sesame bagel. They got the plane one instead.
Wanna know why not to joke about 9/11? They usually crash the party.
My dad died in 9/11. He was such a good pilot.
Why couldn't people have their phone on airplane mode during 9/11?
Because their phone exploded the towers.
Imagine this: You're at math class. The teacher asks you, "What's 11 * 11?" You say, "120." The teacher says, "Wrong!" You say, "How off was I?" The teacher says, "1."
Me rn: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHERES THE RAGE TABLE or something like that.
You know, I like my girls how I like my 9/11: Two twins that go down easy.
I heard a pretty juicy rumor about butter, but I decided I didn't want to spread it.
Why does 9/11 only get a day, but Pride gets an entire month?
Because pride is a bigger tragedy.
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but they always crash and burn.
It's not nice to make 9/11 jokes. My uncle died in 9/11...
He was one of al qaeda's best pilots.
Joke 1) 9/11 was such a tragedy... Two drunk people drove a plane into a building.
Joke 2) If 6-2=4, why are there no more towers?
Joke 3) Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.
What does Fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower.
If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is literally just a scoreboard.
I'm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.
1, 2 look at your shoes.
3, 4 they look better than yours.
5, 6 you have no friends.
7, 8 you look like a ape.
9, 10 don't you like men?
11, 12 hell naw I like females.
Next person that says 67, I am gonna yell "9/11" and sweep their feet.
11:45 - Arrived at crime scene.
11:45 - Examined body. Signs of struggle.
11:45 - Found murder weapon in drain.
11:45 - Realized watch was broken.