11 jokes
9/11 is like genders.
There used to be two of them, and now it’s a touchy subject.
How old are 9/11 victims?
"There, toddlers, here come the airplane!"
Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.
Spongebob: 9 letters
Squarepants: 11 letters
Spongebob did 9/11.
Who said white people can't jump?
Look at the footage from 9/11.
What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.
9/11 jokes are a bomb!
9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out.
It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001. I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.
Whenever I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
SpongeBob did 9/11.
Kid 1: Guys, stop making 9/11 jokes. My dad died in 9/11.
Kid 2: Sorry, I didn't know.
Kid 1: He was the best fighter pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
Me dozing off while driving.
Everyone else on the passenger plane: September 11, 2001.
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?
Why is 10 always afraid?
Because it is between 9 and 11.
I'll rate this a 9/11.
My dad died in 9/11. He was a Muslim pilot.
Bro, stop. You guys are saying the same jokes over and over. If you're gonna tell a 9/11 joke, just go laugh about the Great Thumps.
Why was 10 afraid? Because he was 'tween 9 and 11.
If God didn’t mean for us to have sex with 11-year-old girls, why did he make them so sexy and so much physically weaker?
On September 11, 2001, I was in geometry class.
On that day, we learned you can remove one side of a pentagon by intersecting it with a plane.
What's good about 9/11? It helped solve the world's overpopulation issue.