Why was 10 scared? Cause he saw 9 rape 11
Who made the most money from 9/11? The US government.
The time is 9:11, time to put your phones on airplane mode.
What did the police say on the TV during 9/11?
"Call 911!"
One of my family members died on 9/11, he was one of the best pilots in the Middle East.
9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out.
It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001. I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.
Chuck Norris sneezed and sent 2 planes flying... on September 11, 2001.
What hit the ground first in 9/11? The people.
Subway trying to commemorate 9/11: CRASH INTO SUBWAY THIS SUBTEMBER 11TH TO GET 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR ONLY $9.11, THAT'S 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR $9.11 AND WATCH THEM FALL... INTO YOUR MOUTH!
Are you a building?
Cuz I rate u 9/11
My teacher asked me what my favorite number was yesterday, and I said 2977. I chose 91 for my football jersey number and Sharpied a 1 after the other 1, and my teacher Mr. Jackson's dad died in 9/11, and when he was talking about it Friday the 9th, I threw a paper airplane at him and got suspended for 3 days starting Monday.
Helen Keller was a pilot in 9/11.
What was the last thing that went through the 9/11 jumpers heads?
Their ankles.
What do you call a low budget terrorist attack? 7/11
If God didn’t mean for us to have sex with 11-year-old girls, why did he make them so sexy and so much physically weaker?
What's the square root of your dead?
9/11.
Why do orphans get iPhones 11?
Because it has no home page.
Ever heard of the game T.T.2: 9/11? That game was bomb.
My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
Normally I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it’s two plane.
