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11 jokes

Kid

Kid 1: Guys, stop making 9/11 jokes. My dad died in 9/11.

Kid 2: Sorry, I didn't know.

Kid 1: He was the best fighter pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.

Spongebob

Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.

Spongebob: 9 letters

Squarepants: 11 letters

Spongebob did 9/11.

Memes

9/11

9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out.

It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001. I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.

Plane

Me dozing off while driving.

Everyone else on the passenger plane: September 11, 2001.

Bro

Bro, stop. You guys are saying the same jokes over and over. If you're gonna tell a 9/11 joke, just go laugh about the Great Thumps.

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  • Sex

    If God didn’t mean for us to have sex with 11-year-old girls, why did he make them so sexy and so much physically weaker?

    Plane

    On September 11, 2001, I was in geometry class.

    On that day, we learned you can remove one side of a pentagon by intersecting it with a plane.

    9/11

    What's good about 9/11? It helped solve the world's overpopulation issue.

    Dad

    I've never seen my dad since September 11. I wonder where he is...

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  • September 11

    "Among Us" is a game (Skeld) where there is an imposter trying to hijack the ship and kill everyone. Does this sound similar to September 11, 2001?