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Dad

Guy 1: Hey, can you stop making 9/11 jokes? My dad died during it.

Guy 2: Sorry, I will stop. What was your dad?

Guy 1: The pilot. He saw a KFC and wanted it, so, well, you know.

Dad

I've never seen my dad since September 11. I wonder where he is...

Memes

Sex

If God didn’t mean for us to have sex with 11-year-old girls, why did he make them so sexy and so much physically weaker?

9/11

What's good about 9/11? It helped solve the world's overpopulation issue.

Plane

I don't like 9/11 jokes because they always talk about how bad of a plane driver my dad is.

People

I don't like it when people make jokes about 9/11, because we lost 19 great patriots that day.

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  • Bro

    Bro, stop. You guys are saying the same jokes over and over. If you're gonna tell a 9/11 joke, just go laugh about the Great Thumps.

    Roast

    1. If being ugly was a crime, you would have a life sentence.

    2. My phone battery lasts longer than your friendships.

    3. There is a tree out there giving you oxygen, and you owe that tree an apology.

    4. I don’t hate you, but I gotta unplug your life support to charge my phone.

    5. When I saw your dad on the sidewalk, I didn’t laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

    6. If I had powers, I would make you the dumbest person alive, but it seems life already beat me to the punch.

    7. If karma ever comes to punch ya in the face, I wanna be there to help it.

    8. If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I’d be broke.

    9. You are more disappointing than a cake without frosting.

    10. Were you born on a highway, 'cause that’s where most accidents happen?

    11. Wow, that hurts, now I know how it felt when your mom said that to ya.

    12. You're the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo, and you may as well be the reason why the middle finger was invented.

    9/11

    Why were the people during 9/11 mad because they ordered pepperoni sandwiches, but they got two planes?

    Subway

    Subway trying to commemorate 9/11: CRASH INTO SUBWAY THIS SUBTEMBER 11TH TO GET 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR ONLY $9.11, THAT'S 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR $9.11 AND WATCH THEM FALL... INTO YOUR MOUTH!

    Victim

    Who are the fastest readers?

    9/11 victims, they did 98 stories in 10 seconds.