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Life

  • POV: 11:07 PM At night, reading these when you notice that, like everyone else, you have no life.

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  • Covid

  • What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?

    I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.

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  • 9/11

  • 9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out.

    It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001. I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.

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  • Kid

  • Kid 1: Guys, stop making 9/11 jokes. My dad died in 9/11.

    Kid 2: Sorry, I didn't know.

    Kid 1: He was the best fighter pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.

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  • Plane

  • Me dozing off while driving.

    Everyone else on the passenger plane: September 11, 2001.

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