You’re so poor, even the store didn’t let you buy anything free.
Last post for today, but I had to say one more thing!!! Tomorrow I am going to six flags, and I am literally so excited! It is going to be so much fun. Hope you guys have a good MLK JR day!!!!!! Woohooo!!!!
Quote Of The Day: Where there is no struggle, there is no strength. Love you guys, and hope today was amazing!!!
Peace out!!!! <3
ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, IF I HAD A BRICK, I’D THROW IT AT YOU
dentist: open up sir
me:so..i hate my life my family my sisters my dog my cat and i tried to take a bath with my toaster but my dog took it that's why i hate my dog and my cat died trying to chew my rope it choked.....yea
dentist: i.. meant your mouth .. so i can clean your teeth
me: :O ohhhh my bad
dentist : do u need help??
me: yep
dentist:...
me: ....
Whenever a woman files a rape accusation, it’s obviously fake. Even the cows at my farm are more likely, at least they aren’t flat.
What does biden do he does you. What does do something useful unlike you
why did the orphan cross the road (not to see his mom or dad)
the emo tried to high five the tree but the tree just left him hanging
What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan... one always gets picked. 🌳🍎
Why do people make orphan jokes... their parents will get mad... oh wait, never mind please continue
Why emo grass is better then normal grass? Emo grass gonna cut themself
why cant orphans play baseball: Cause theres no home base....
i threw a lamp at a depressed kid,i was js trying to brighten up his day
Royal rebel and push so back they ever marble say that drink pushback
What present did the armless kid get for Christmas? He got gloves. Ohh sry he cud never open the present.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away... That is... if you throw it hard enough.
omg you wanna hear a joke ? nah i don't care
What do you call a gay bbq LGBBQ
When you ask your brother where his hairline is and he points whee its supposed to be at you say i dont see one there
