Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Yo mama so fat, the cops arrested her because she had 240 pounds of crack on her.

As I am from South Carolina, I just thought about something Jefferson Davis would have thought about:

"Them slaves taking credit for everything."

If James Bond is the most famous spy, wouldn't that also make him the worst spy?

Why does Ezra Miller’s Flash run in a straight line in The Flash movie? Bro ain’t straight.

A guy is talking to an Indian therapist.

He had a red dot, and the American thought it was from a sniper rifle and tackled him and said, "I thought the red dot on your head was from a sniper rifle!"

What is the worst thing about your birthday being on September 11?

Party crashers.

Two boys are wandering in the woods, playing games.

Suddenly, they come across a naked lady, and one of the boys starts running. The other chases after him and asks: "Why did you start running?"

The boy replies with: "My mom said if I ever see a naked lady, then I would turn to stone. And I can already feel a part of me turning hard."

Q: Why do I always see gays in the roundabout?

A: They couldn’t go straight.

What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?

They both used to be straight.