At school this gurl was like u ugly and I'm like gurl ur mirror cracks the moment u step in front of it
I have green ball in one hand and one in the other. What am I holding?
Shrieks dick
I met a homeless guy named Rich
He wasn't
I threw a lamp at the depressed kid. I was just trying to brighten up his day.
What’s and orphans favorite beer? Fosters
would you like some wine with those french cries?
Your so emo even Billie eillish can't beat you
Your teeth are so yellow they slow down traffic
your hairline is so bad man i gae your doctor a breathlaizer
What's worse than a baby in a dumpster. A baby in two dumpsters.
why did the romans build stright roads so the pachy bastards didny build corner shops
Quote of the day: It's never too late to be what you wished you were. Hope y'all are having a great day! I just got back from a volleyball tournament that I had to be up at 5AM for! We played three games and won the last one. We advanced and are playing a few more tomorrow. Wish me and my team good luck!
Fat bully. That was just the starter now do you want the main course
Me. I dont think I want that because you already ate it
ur smash me so hard i gave her the d
What do u call a sped kid in a wheelchair that caught on fire?
Hot wheels
What's the difference between me and you?
Nothing, the fudge you expected ni-
if you are homeless get a home
my dad wet to go get milk
the orphan tried to play baseball but he couldn't get home cause home doesn't exist for him
Earnie and Burt were camping in the woods, when they woke up Burt asked Earnie "how did you sleep?" Earnie replied with "I slept amazing I had a great dream that I was in a magic candy world and was sucking the most tastiest lollipop I'd ever tasted in my life." Burt replied with "good to hear, I slept amazing too, I had a dream that I was in heaven surround by angels, and one of them was giving me a blow job."
