Worst Jokes Ever
Cause she knows how I like it, and that I’m a little young to be in the bed, butt-naked doin' your mom.
I was ridin' your mom like she was Mario Kart!
You know we straight with doin' your mom.
"Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom."
Lol, I switched out my friend's leukemia medication for mercury.
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When a Muslim dies, he gets 72 virgins.
It's the same thing with priests, except the virgins are children.
In Soviet Russia, gay sex gets you arrested.
In America, getting arrested gets you gay sex.
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"'There is no God.' - Stephen Hawking (2011)
'There is no Stephen Hawking.' - God (2018)"
Stephen Hawking is so lucky to go to heaven.
Oh never mind, here comes the stairway.
She said no, so I raped her.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because someone booted her in the face. 🤣🤣
What do TVs and girls have in common?
They both show you stuff when you turn them on!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
His wife forgot to plug his wheelchair into the wall.
A funny joke scenario.
Person 1: Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Person 2: Because he had no "body" to go with.
Person 1: Because he was ugly, fat, and nobody liked him.
Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Because they are parental guidance.
What does a pulse and an orgasm have in common? I don't care if she has one.
I heard my neighbors having sex, and it was annoying me, so I called my girlfriend to ask if she wanted to go out, but when I called her, I heard my neighbors' phone ringing.
The fat kid asked the teacher, "Is Godzilla real?" The teacher said, "They're standing right in front of me."
Why is Johnson's baby shampoo the best lubricant for anal sex?
- No more tears.