My math teacher keeps telling me to find his x. Its kinda creepy.
What’s the difference between Apple and a orphan apples get picked
Q.why cant pilots play jenga. A.becuase they will just hit the twin towers
Twitter just blew my mind i was havin a blast until i ened the stream with a bang
Ur hairline lookin like it got slapped up by will smith
Ur hairline is built like a license plate
What’s the difference between a WNBA player and a rotten apple? The apple has a chance to make it into the basket.
There’s only one answer to who would win, 1996 bulls or 2017 warriors...
...Steve Kerr’s team
One person said you are much more beautiful than Cinderella, the next day, your in court and Cinderella is the witness. ( P.S. she was born to be a drama queen. )
Today, I saw my friend go crazy eating her ham sandwich. When she went to the bathroom,I checked inside her ham sandwich and there was fresh drugs.
The pie tasted weird today. Then I realized that my mother likes cooking pie WITH human flesh from C town.
They say mistakes make you stronger. If that was true then whoever made that nonexistent thing called “womens rights” would have muscles bigger than a white girl.
2+2+67+23= now calculate the mass of the Solor system be these questions these days
I left a ticket to a WNBA game on the dashboard when I went to go get the groceries. A burglar broke in and left another one on the dashboard.
Are you still a virgin If you do IT With no one?
When you're in a cage But it's not real!
Being in a cage But you have the key
Being in a cage But nobody sees you
Being outside of a cage- but it's empty
Living and realizing you've been born into one
Thinking someone cared about you But turns out they're toxic as fu**-
But you can't live without them.
The cage Is you. you have the key But you don't know how to use it.
Making a comforting breakfast But you have a knife.
10 being in the middle tried to prevent 9/11 from getting closer
Sorry I meant 9 and 11
The bully says “Your mom!” The girl says “Is sleeping with your dad.”
Did you hear the Rushdie has a new book? It's titled "Buddha, that Fat Fuck".
