Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Being a mom to a teenager will make you understand why some animals eat their young.

I asked to switch seats on a plane because I was next to a crying baby.

Evidently that doesn't work if the baby is yours.

Did you hear about the man who jumped off a bridge in France? He was in Seine.

Yo mama so fat that when she went on the scale, it showed her phone number.

Yo mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his fingers, she was still there.

Your mama is so fat that when she went to the scale, it said, "No elephants allowed!"

Wife: I will leave you if you call me fat again.

Husband: Wait, dear... Don’t do it for the sake of our kid!

Wife: Kid?

Husband: Yeah, aren’t you pregnant?

You know the stupid trend where people say it’s ok to be overly obese? Healthy even? That you should take pride in it? Which idiots started that movement?

Well. We know one thing for sure. They were obviously members of a wider community.

What’s worse than getting a job at McDonald’s?

Not getting the job at McDonald’s.

Inflation is so bad, McDonald’s is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

What was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on the 42nd floor?

The 43rd floor.