Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

What's the difference between me and cancer?

Well, my dad couldn't beat cancer.

What's the difference between Palestine and yo mama?

Yo mama can be found on Google maps.

We shouldn't call gay guys "fucking cunts" because they aren't fucking cunts, they're fucking assholes.

Why was the rapper always the life of the party?

Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!

What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?

Someone who COUNTS BARS all day!

Why don't rappers ever gamble?

Because they're always dropping beats, not bets.