Yo momma is so fat her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Yo momma is so fat when she sat on WalMart, she lowered the prices.
Yo mama so fat when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight not your phone number.”
Yo mama’s so fat that even Dora don’t have time to explore her!
Handicapped jokes are so cruel I can't stand them!!
I always park in handicapped spaces at the hospital Just to test their patients
Why are handicap signs blue? Because they're all crips
what did the eagle say to obama ????? he said: joemama
i got an iPhone 14 for my brother ? that was the best trade i ever made.
Why orphans dip their Oreos in water Because the Dad never came with the milk
Whats the difference between Jesus and and a picture of jesus
You can hang the picture with one nail
Me=looks like a girl, sure as h3ll i don't sound like one Micheal Jackson=looks like a boy, sure as h3ll don't sound like one that we have i commen, but if you mix up my gender i won't give a F about it Micheal Jackson not so much : )
A kid came in the orphanage with a dead fish she was crying Why was the kid crying in the orphanage because someone came for the fish
I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat. She said nothing, so I took her to Africa
A women was in twin towers she orders a pepperoni pizza but got a plane pizza
my friend dumped me so i stole there wheelchair have a guess who came crawling back
What do you call a polar bear with mood swings?
A bipolarbear
Lol
Yo mama's so old, she walked out of a museum and the alarm went off
whatever happened to the emo (wrong answer only)