Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

I am the Lorax. I speak for trees. I have the high ground, and I will cut off your knees.

Why was the orphan so successful?

When the options were either go big or go home, he only had one option :(

How to catch Bigfoot: 1. Dig a large pit. 2. Build a fire in the pit and let it burn all the way to ashes. 3. Place small green peas all around the rim of the pit. 4. Hide in the bushes and wait. When Bigfoot goes to take a pea, kick him in the ash hole.

Why do cemeteries have fences?

Because people are dying to be there.

Yo mama is such a slut, she could get slapped by a pack of hot dogs and get pregnant.

I wrote a book called "Endless Love."

It’s about a tennis match between Stevie Wonder and Hellen Keller.