Worst Jokes Ever

In Saudi Arabia, our pick up lines are, "Girl, are you a terrorist? Cuz you da bomb."

China has a population of a billion people. One billion.

That means even if you’re a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like you.

Apparently, describing the beautiful city of Hiroshima as "The bomb" is not okay.

Bin Laden promised 76 virgins to Al-Qaeda.

Instead, there was one 76-year-old virgin.

When you're fucking your boss's daughter, then you realize that you are self-employed.

Sans: I like eating ketchup, don't believe me? It's ASRIEL as it gets!

UT Sans to UT pap: You FORGHETTIE the spaghetti!!!

Ink sans: umm lust? That's INKAPPROPRIATE!

Fell sans: I hate these double standards...if you burn a body at a crematorium you're doing "a good job," do it at home and your "destroying evidence."

Error sans: Every time you make a typo, the errorists win.

A pedophile is at a school parent night. He's holding hands with an eight-year-old girl when he's approached by another parent. She says to him, "Oh, what a darling little girl you have there." The pedophile replies, "No," then points his finger to a child across the room and says, "That's my child."

Yo mama so dumb, she got hit by a cup and told the police she got mugged.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?

One's plastic and dangerous to play with; the other is to carry groceries.

My life, your life, and your sister is a slut.

What does PEMDAS stand for?

Please End My Depression And Suffering.

If a man drove over a woman, whose fault was it?

The man, because he shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.

What do a convention of nerds and Kurt Cobain's garage have in common?

There's brains all over the place.

Genders are like the twin towers. There used to be two of them, and now it’s a sensitive subject.

I'm not saying I hate you, but if you got hit by a bus, I'd be driving that bus.

Did you know the people in the twin towers were great readers?

Yeah, they went through 80 stories in seconds.

What was the last thing going through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?

Their ankles.

How do they execute paraplegics?

With the electric wheelchair.

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an ugly girl? The Twin Towers at least got fucked.

What's Thanos' favorite game?

Half-life.