Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the rapper always carry a pencil?
In case he had to draw a crowd.
Why did the booty go to the party?
It heard it was a "bash."
Why'd Biden get fired from the supermarket?
He kept telling little kids they smell like freshly baked bread.
Why did the booty go to therapy?
It had some DEEP-SEATED issues.
What do sex and food have in common?
My sister makes it better than my cousin.
Why did the rapper join a gym?
To get those SICK BARS.
Why don't rappers tell secrets?
Because they always spill the beats.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always know where the BEAT is.
What do you call a rapper with bad manners?
RUDE-ICROUS
What do you call a rapper who works in the bakery?
DOUGH-KNIGHT
I like my wine like my women:
16 and in my basement.
My Grandpa killed 30 Air Force pilots in WW2. He was a very bad mechanic.
What’s the difference between 3 cocks and my sister?
My sister can’t take a joke about cocks in bed.
McDonald's worker be like, "Hello, would you like a Mc-Dick?" (You looked down) You: "Uhh, where's my dick?"
Roblox Brookhaven be like:
"ABC if you wanna be adopted."
"ABC if you wanna be my friend."
"ABC if you wanna be a banker."
"ABC if you wanna rob the bank."
"ABC if you wanna date."
"ABC if you wanna sex."
What do you get when you cross a rapper with a snowman?
FROSTY RHYMES!
Wait, this is the category "dick." Sorry yours isn't long for yo mama to get fucked up.
Why did the rapper start gardening?
He wanted to get more ROOTS in his rhymes.
What do you call a funny rapper?
A PUN-ISHER!
How does a rapper clean his house?
With a LIL' SCRUB.