Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

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Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.

Yo mama so fat when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight not your phone number.”

I always park in handicapped spaces at the hospital Just to test their patients

Whats the difference between Jesus and and a picture of jesus

You can hang the picture with one nail

Me=looks like a girl, sure as h3ll i don't sound like one Micheal Jackson=looks like a boy, sure as h3ll don't sound like one that we have i commen, but if you mix up my gender i won't give a F about it Micheal Jackson not so much : )

A kid came in the orphanage with a dead fish she was crying Why was the kid crying in the orphanage because someone came for the fish

I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat. She said nothing, so I took her to Africa

my friend dumped me so i stole there wheelchair have a guess who came crawling back