Worst Jokes Ever

why are people in japan so slim? because the last time a fatman came, they lost half their population.

What's the difference between a CEO and licorice?

The licorice is black.

Why does Japan not allow little boys to run?

Because the last time a little boy came, Japan lost a state.

What do us emos all have in common?

Depression. Anxiety. The sole desire to just start saying you wanna kys right out of the blue a lot and saying "I CAN'T WAIT TO JUMP OF THAT BUILDING SOON!" and other people say, "Idgaf, do it, all of us would be happy."

What does broccoli and sex have in common?

If you were forced to have it as a kid, you’re gonna hate it as an adult.

If you've spent less time inside your mother than your father has, you just might be from Alabama!

Kelly Clarkson may be able to shed her weight [through pills], but she will never be able to shed the fact that she admitted herself that she molested her children when they were toddlers.

Where do poor Italians live?

The spaghetto.

What do you call a necrophiliac gangbang?

Cracking open a cold one with the boys.

I remember my first day back when working at a camp. I was so surprised when the trains arrived.

A rapist, pedophile, and a priest walk into a bar.

He orders a beer.

Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?

Answer; It's because that is where EVERYONE goes to "Hang Their Meat"!

Which is more disabling, autism, ADHD, or Down syndrome?

Me traveling back in time to tell Americans there will be a big tsunami on 9/11/2001, and to survive it they have to climb the two tallest buildings in New York.

Hitler was talking about how to fight in WW2 when someone sneezed while Hitler was giving a speech, so Hitler yelled, "WHO SNEEZED ROW 1? DID ANYONE SNEEZE?" They said no, and Hitler shot everybody. Same for row 2 & 3, but in row 4 someone nervous said, "Me, I'm sorry." Then Hitler said, "Bless you."