Worst Jokes Ever
What is a victimless crime in the state of Michigan if you are an able-bodied man who is well-endowed, not white, and not a heterosexual male?
A white male who is heterosexual and physically disabled who is sodomized by an able-bodied and well-endowed gay male who is not white inside the men's locker room at the gym.
If Donald Trump gets any worse, they'll have to replace Air Force One with a short bus.
So I was at a restaurant and I really hit it off with the waitress, so one thing led to another and I'm at her place and she was really nice at the IHOP but when I was there with her she was all like "ahhh! what are you doing!?!?!? how did you get in my house?!?!?" and then she punched me and I'm the one who ended up in prison.
If a CEO goes blind, are they just an EO?
Yo mama so slutty the abortion clinic gave her a loyalty card and coupon for 20% off her next abortion.
*walks in store* OH LITTle debhehe's!
There are a lot of upsides to being an orphan.
For one, you never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.
What do you call a wizard who can't secure a girl? Fumbledore.
What did the wizard say when he was filling up the gas tank? "Expensive Petroleum!"
Yo mama is so fat, she falls off both sides of the bed.
Fat kids are so fat, they have their own gravitational pull.
A: What did the lawyer say to the amputee?
Q: You haven't got a leg to stand on.
Everybody is talking about Trump having leaks in his office.
I don't see what the problem is. He should just use a better fitting diaper next time.
What's the difference between my dad and milk? There is no difference; they both left.
If an Indian kid is conceived in incest, would that make them OMbred?
Why can't fat kids change a tire?
They would eat the donut.
"People are more honest when they are tired, so I made my nephew do push-ups 50 times when I realized he stole my cookies."
Q. What do you get when you blindfold a racist?
A. A Notsee.
Why did Hitler keep on f***ing England?
Because it had a Great Booty!
What do you call an emo kid with light up shoes?
A human chandelier.