I feel bad for the people who were born on April,1 Their life is a joke
What is the best part about Alabama prostitutes? Family comes first
Why did the rapper bring a suitcase to the studio?
Because he was packing his RHYME BOOKS
How do rappers stay organized?
They keep their RAP SHEETS in order
Why did the rapper become an electrician?
Because he wanted to SHOCK the audience with his RHYMES
Why was the rapper always calm?
Because he had FLOW-ZEN
What's a rapper's favorite insect?
RHY-MOSQUITO
How do you know if a rapper's broke?
When he starts dropping CENTS instead of BARS
Why did the rapper get lost in the music?
Because he couldn't FIND the BEAT
What's a rapper's favorite type of fruit?
RHY-MANGO
How does a rapper start his day?
With a MIC check
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get his degree in FLOW-NOMICS
What’s something you can say in bed and in a zoom meeting Do you want the cameras on or off?
Did you know Disney is making a movie for suicidal people? They're calling it Finding Emo.
A guy told a beautiful girl "hey I want to make love to you if I throw 2000$ when you go to pick it up that's when I'll go is that okay?" She called her husband and he said "okay but pick it up fast so he doesn't have time to pull his pants down" Four hours later she shows up to her house and tell her husband "THAT FUCKER PAID IN COINS"
I was walking down the street and I punched a white guy, then I was arrested for assault. The next day after I got out, I punched a black guy and I was arrested for impersonating a police officer.
SORRY TO HEAR YOU FEEL LIKE POO!
You like kissing Boys dont you?
Today, I operated on a little girl, she needed O- negative blood. We didn’t have any, but her twin sister has O- negative blood. I explained to her that it was a matter of life and death. She sat quietly for a moment, and then said goodbye to her parents. I didn’t think anything of it until after we took her blood and she asked, “so when will I die”? she thought she was going to give her life for her sister. Thankfully they both died.
My wife hates that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.
