Worst Jokes Ever
There are a lot of upsides to being an orphan.
For one, you never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.
What do you call a wizard who can't secure a girl? Fumbledore.
What did the wizard say when he was filling up the gas tank? "Expensive Petroleum!"
Yo mama is so fat, she falls off both sides of the bed.
Fat kids are so fat, they have their own gravitational pull.
A: What did the lawyer say to the amputee?
Q: You haven't got a leg to stand on.
Everybody is talking about Trump having leaks in his office.
I don't see what the problem is. He should just use a better fitting diaper next time.
What's the difference between my dad and milk? There is no difference; they both left.
If an Indian kid is conceived in incest, would that make them OMbred?
Why can't fat kids change a tire?
They would eat the donut.
"People are more honest when they are tired, so I made my nephew do push-ups 50 times when I realized he stole my cookies."
Q. What do you get when you blindfold a racist?
A. A Notsee.
Why did Hitler keep on f***ing England?
Because it had a Great Booty!
What do you call an emo kid with light up shoes?
A human chandelier.
Little Johnny goes to his mum and asks, "Mummy, what's rape?"
Little Johnny's mum answers, "The way you got here."
What is the difference between a brown bear and a polar bear?
About a few thousand miles.
I think we should change Alzheimer’s disease to Joe Biden disease.
I told the last person I slept with I was pregnant. He freaked the fuck out but calmed down after he realized it was April Fools'.
The look on my cousin's face was hilarious.
They say there is power in numbers.
Tell that to the people in the Twin Towers.
Q: What's the difference between Terri Schiavo and a tomato?
A: A tomato isn't a vegetable.