Worst Jokes Ever
Been single for a couple of years and then I met this Muslim girl. She soon put the spark back into things.
Why was Helen Keller so bad at driving?
Because she's a woman.
How to escape your black school teacher in detention?
(Easy)
Turn off the lights!
What do you call a Greek necrophiliac?
Con Fuckacarcass.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find Homeplate.
If a man and a woman need a marriage license to get married, does a lesbian couple need a liquor license to get married?
Yo momma's so fat, her shirt size has more X's than Taylor Swift.
If your parachute fails midair, remember, you have the rest of your life to fix it.
Why did Santa stop at three ho's?
Ms. Claus caught him.
Go to soyjak.party for the funniest memes and soyjaks.
109 countries can't be wrong. Watch Europa: The Last Battle.
Obese is the N-word for fat people.
What do you call a man in a wheelchair with no legs?
Geo dude.
Why do French people eat snails?
Because they don’t like fast food.
Why can you never surprise mountains?
They peak.
What kind of fruit can fix your sink?
A plum-ber.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two, but now it's a sore subject.
I played the Angry Birds theme while watching a 9/11 documentary.
What do women and pools have in common?
They both cost a lot of money to maintain for the amount of time you’re inside of them.
Women have eggs and milk in them...
And they say that they don't belong in the kitchen.