Have you ever thought about the fact that every market in Africa is a black market?
What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid? Reality.
Why can’t orphans have phones Because it has a home button
Why don’t orphans play baseball Because they can’t get a home run
What’s the difference between a crossdresser and a trans person? About 3 years
What’s the difference between a gun and liberals? Guns only have one trigger
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense. They have to come out of the closet sometime
this place is gonna boom in a few days, just like the towers
Why did the Invisible Man turn down a job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it.
I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support windows.
Someone complimented my parking today! They left a sweet note on my windshield that said “parking fine.”
I hate it when people say age is only a number. Age is clearly a word.
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1.
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Who were the greenest Presidents in US history? The bushes.
I only seem to get sick on weekdays. I must have a weekend immune system
After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music? Because he had a ton of sick beets.
if at first you don't succeed - blame it on the patriarchy
What does a paleontologist and woke people have in common? They both enjoy digging up the past
Unfortunately NASCAR has been cancelled. The woke people heard that it was a human traffic ring
Welcome to alexs orphanage, you make em, we take em.
