Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

How do you trick a homophobic heterosexual male that is a Roman Catholic priest into using the glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar?

Tell him that it is a confessional booth.

I don't understand why people get offended by incest jokes; they're so family friendly.

How many Kardashians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One really small one and one really small black guy.

Why does JD Vance have strained diplomatic relations with Turkey?

He took away their ottoman!

Someone asked the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton why she lost the 2016 presidential election to Donald John Trump, and the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton said, "Because someone asked her what she would do for a Klondike Bar?"

How can a pimp save money in buying condoms for his stable?

Answer: Have his hoes wash and rinse them after every use.

My two friends came to me one day and said they had the best blowjob that they ever had from my little sister. So I ask my sister, "Is it true that you gave my friends blowjobs?" She said yes.

My sister asked me, "Do you want one?" I said yeah. My sister gave me a blowjob and wow, just like my friends, it was the best blowjob that I ever had. As an older brother, I couldn't be more prouder.