Worst Jokes Ever

Hey Explain bear, how would you like to be replaced by #ExplainNibbles the hamster AI?

What do you call a Flying Pilot? Because he can go pee on the plane!

Santa decided coal was too expensive, so he started putting shredded lettuce and mayo in naughty kid's lockers... he calls it the coal's law.

What do you call a Flying Pilot?

He pee on the plane.

Your teeth are so out of line, even James Charles is straighter than them.

Like if you like porn.

Roses are red, the Jews hate goys,

Union of Creepy Janitors (UCJ) opposes school choice.

What's the difference between Taco Bell and KFC?

KFC doesn't have Border Patrol agents surrounding all of its buildings right now.

What makes an ISIS joke funny?

The execution.

Tell a woman she’s beautiful a hundred times, and she won’t believe you.

Tell a woman she’s fat once, and she will remember it for the rest of her life.

What did the Buddhist say to the pizza delivery boy?

"Make me one with everything."

Why should you never trust atoms?

Because they make up everything!

I joined ISIS to help my self-esteem issues.

Everyone kept telling me, "You’re the bomb!"

This morning I was beaten up by a busty woman in an elevator.

I was staring at boobs, and she said, "Press One?"

So I did...

I don't remember much after that.

How do you know a woman is blind?

Because she can’t see the kitchen or the laundry.

Your mama's so fat, she runs a trade deficit with food!

Here is a jacket for my favorite Jew.

It says, "271032."

What's the difference between a Syrian kindergarten and an ISIS hospital?

I wouldn't know, I'm just the drone operator.

It only takes 4 inches to please a woman.

And it doesn’t matter if it’s credit or debit.

My mom came to me and shouted, "Nobody is giving me a fuck." So I went forward and fucked her!

I was in a school shooting a few years ago, 3 people died.

I guess that’s what you get when you’re bad at hide and seek.