How does a rapper start his day?
With a MIC check
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get his degree in FLOW-NOMICS
What’s something you can say in bed and in a zoom meeting Do you want the cameras on or off?
Did you know Disney is making a movie for suicidal people? They're calling it Finding Emo.
A guy told a beautiful girl "hey I want to make love to you if I throw 2000$ when you go to pick it up that's when I'll go is that okay?" She called her husband and he said "okay but pick it up fast so he doesn't have time to pull his pants down" Four hours later she shows up to her house and tell her husband "THAT FUCKER PAID IN COINS"
I was walking down the street and I punched a white guy, then I was arrested for assault. The next day after I got out, I punched a black guy and I was arrested for impersonating a police officer.
SORRY TO HEAR YOU FEEL LIKE POO!
You like kissing Boys dont you?
Today, I operated on a little girl, she needed O- negative blood. We didn’t have any, but her twin sister has O- negative blood. I explained to her that it was a matter of life and death. She sat quietly for a moment, and then said goodbye to her parents. I didn’t think anything of it until after we took her blood and she asked, “so when will I die”? she thought she was going to give her life for her sister. Thankfully they both died.
My wife hates that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.
How does a rapper make a burrito?
With WRAPPING paper, DUUUHHHHHH
why do golfers wear two pairs of pants in case they get a hole in one
Israel is so fat when he goes to KFC and they ask what size bucket he says "the one on the roof"😂
Why do woman have two sets of LIPS? I kiss both
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
Because he wanted to make some HONEY FLOWS
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
In case of ILL RHYMES
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
To find his way through the BEATS
How do rappers keep their breath fresh?
With some FRESH BEATS
What do you call a rapper's favorite insect?
A FLOW bee
Why did the rapper go to the bank? (Part 2) To WITHDRAW some BEATS
