You're not completely useless. You can always be used as a bad example.
Worst Jokes Ever
I ate a sock yesterday. It was very time-consuming.
What does an Arab prostitute say?
"Bomb my pussy!"
You’re so ugly, I can see why your dad left now.
I play saxophone, and I like to tell everyone I am a registered s/o (short for saxophone operator) in hopes of one day starting a jazz band, but now everyone looks at me weird, and when I go to house parties to perform, everyone hides their children, but little do they know I LOVE children. For some reason, I got multiple restraining orders because I said, “I want to touch the kids so they can one day become musicians themselves... like Michael Jackson.” I have then since moved from my hometown to Florida, where I can meet up with other s/o’s, and surprisingly, they have similar stories to me, but they say they have never even touched a saxophone, but they do like touching kids, which I’m all down for, just me and my buddies showing the new youth their abilities.
Update: i figured out what they meant by s/o is not the same as my s/o :(
What is the real reason why men jack off? They just enjoy killing kids.
What do you call a black person eating chicken, watermelon, and drinking Kool-Aid?
Reality.
9/11 wasn’t a terrorist attack, it was the world’s introduction to Sky Football
Your mom is so fat that she works as a hydraulic press in a car factory!
What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?
Both are lying when they say, "I'm a real boy."
Roses are red, violets are blue, when The Oh Hellos saw you they said "Shoo!"
Said the man angered to his wife:
"Now stop the damn suicide tries! Just look at the gas bill!?"
Women have ass and tits... but men have dick and rights.
When Chris Brown heard he wasn’t the only one to hit a woman.
Stop the cap.
What has two wings and an arrow?
The Chinese telephone, wing wing, arrow.
Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands!
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.
Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, “Hello from the other side!”
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
Did you get them? Me neither. I mean, it is worst jokes ever. I'm kidding, I actually do understand them.
how old are my girlfriends
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjBTsoYph48 oh and there my little sisters
Q: What do you call a Chinese billionaire?
A: Cha-Ching!
Nothing is free in this world, including "Free Palestine."
Is it incest if it’s out in the open?
Or is it... outcest?
