Why hand holding is a couple thing? Because they touch each others genitals anyway.
Q. What's the difference between Trump and a Teletubby? A. The Teletuby is a lot more coherent.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he wanted to drop HIGHER BARS
what did the captured germans say to the french in ww1?
“Verdun for”
Did you hear about the woman who put her husband’s ashes in a burrito? He gets to tear that ass up one more time
How is a priest like a wristwatch They both start at 12
What’s the difference between chocolate and people You can’t buy people nowadays
There is a Mexican, white guy, a Jew and a black man on top of the Empire State Building. First the Mexican and the Jew throws there selves off of the building saying ‘ This is for my people’ Than the black is next up to jump and says ‘This is for my people’ And throws the White man off of the building.
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Why did the rapper start a gardening business?
He had mad ROOTS in the game
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of SHOE?
Ad-lib-idas
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HOW YOU GUYS NOT EVEN KNOW WHO DID IT HAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAH
Shia mehdi unlived by beard guy looooool 🤨
My great grandfather died in 9-11......
He was such a good pilot......
I want to write some Jokes about unemployed people, but non of them Works
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Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
Because it was all about the TIMING
What do you call an Eskimo stripper?
A frosty-tute.
What do you call prostitute in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
