Worst Jokes Ever
My girlfriend called me pedophile today.
Big word for a 12-year-old.
Knock knock.
Who is there?
WE WILL ASK THE QUESTIONS!
What does a woman and a hurricane have in common?
They’re nice and wet at first, but in the end they take everything.
A vegan and a transgender jump off a cliff to see who will hit the bottom first.
Who wins?
Society.
If a man and a woman need a marriage license to get married, does a lesbian couple need a liquor license to get married?
Tell your mom I don't like waiting in queues.
Been single for a couple of years and then I met this Muslim girl. She soon put the spark back into things.
Why was Helen Keller so bad at driving?
Because she's a woman.
How to escape your black school teacher in detention?
(Easy)
Turn off the lights!
What do you call a Greek necrophiliac?
Con Fuckacarcass.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find Homeplate.
Yo momma's so fat, her shirt size has more X's than Taylor Swift.
If a man and a woman need a marriage license to get married, does a lesbian couple need a liquor license to get married?
If your parachute fails midair, remember, you have the rest of your life to fix it.
Why did Santa stop at three ho's?
Ms. Claus caught him.
Go to soyjak.party for the funniest memes and soyjaks.
109 countries can't be wrong. Watch Europa: The Last Battle.
What do you call a man in a wheelchair with no legs?
Geo dude.
Why do French people eat snails?
Because they don’t like fast food.
Obese is the N-word for fat people.