Worst Jokes Ever
Just 'cause I have a big penis doesn't mean I can't have sex.
Why do you call a fat midget?
Jiggly Puff.
If her internal clock can tock, she can sit on my cock.
If her internal clock can tick, she can sit on my dick.
I told my friend that we should dress up as P. Diddy and Drake for Halloween and ask parents if their kid wants to come over for a sleepover.
How many gays does it take to put in a light bulb?
Only one... but it takes the entire Emergency Room to get it out.
What was Hitler’s favorite sex position?
Sixty nein.
Sophia matched with a midget on Tinder.
Midget: Hey! What’s up?
Sophia: Well technically everything is, from your perspective!
What do you call a gay Eskimo?
A snow blower.
Why aren’t short people allowed to be mentors?
Because you can’t look up to them.
Why are most vacuums gay?
They’re always coming out of the closet.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Your race's favorite Star Wars Characters:
Arab...Admiral Ackbar (Allahu Akbar)
East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn (Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong)
Jew...Rey (Ray)
Black...BB-8 (BBC)
Italian...Jabba the Hutt (Pizza Hut)
German...Admiral Piett (Hitler)
What do you call a rapper with bad credit?
Lil Borrow.
What did the mic say to the rapper?
"Don’t DROP me, bro!"
Why was the rapper cold in the recording studio?
Because his bars were ice.
My friend was in a crash, so when he got put in a wheelchair, people bullied him, so I told him to stand up for himself.
6 Germans walk into a bar... and only three walk out.
Why do trans women make the best golf course grounds staff?
They’re enthusiastic about getting rid of unwanted balls.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he got hit by a car.