Why is yo mama so fat? She follows rapboats diet.
Why is the sinking of titanic different to sinking rapboat? Titanic sinking was a tragedy, rapboat sinking is fucking funny
Yo mama is so dumb, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?
MC Bass-Drop
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was always COOKING UP RHYMES
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of WATER?
Lil Drip
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some BARS on the other side
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
A LYRICAL ILLUSIONIST
What's a rapper's favorite type of CANDY?
Mic Drops
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some KNOWLEDGEABLE RHYMES
Why was the rapper always good at math?
Because he had a lot of FLOW CHARTS
I would call Slade DENSE, but that would be an insult to ROCKS
SLADE is proof that mental aging can go in REVERSE
Why can't a woman find a glory hole inside of the lady's room? Because piss comes out of a woman's pussy
If Leo were any slower, she’d be going BACKWARD
What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?
They both love to YAP and BABBLE, and they always get fondled by old people
Leo is as useful as a SCREEN DOOR on a submarine
If BlessedBrian were ANY LESS intelligent, he’d have to be WATERED twice a week
If brains were dynamite, BLESSEDBRIAN wouldn't have enough to blow his NOSE
BLESSEDBRIAN is the reason they invented the mute button