Worst Jokes Ever
Why was Helen Keller so bad at driving?
Because she's a woman.
My first thought when I read Betty Pear's obituary was, "Thank God for Alzheimer's!"
If you're ever in need of a punching bag, just go to your local Alzheimer's unit.
They'll forget you were there in like three minutes.
Apparently there was a woman from Australia who had sex with 500 men in one day.
That's like a real life "Your mom" joke.
How to escape your black school teacher in detention?
(Easy)
Turn off the lights!
What do you call a Greek necrophiliac?
Con Fuckacarcass.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find Homeplate.
Your hairline is so far gone that you could build a runway.
Yo momma's so fat, her shirt size has more X's than Taylor Swift.
If a man and a woman need a marriage license to get married, does a lesbian couple need a liquor license to get married?
If your parachute fails midair, remember, you have the rest of your life to fix it.
Q. What do you call a biracial kid in a vegetative state?
A. A mixed vegetable.
Q. What do you call a rich person who is in a vegetative state?
A. A loaded potato.
Why did Santa stop at three ho's?
Ms. Claus caught him.
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109 countries can't be wrong. Watch Europa: The Last Battle.
I was going to make a bulimia joke, but suddenly it just felt so empty.
Tonight, I picked up an anorexic prostitute.
It was really easy because she was only about 90 pounds.
What do you call a man in a wheelchair with no legs?
Geo dude.
Why do French people eat snails?
Because they don’t like fast food.