Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so fat...
...people in Florida start buying flood insurance when they see her waddling toward the ocean.
I saw names carved into a tree and thought it was romantic. Until I realized how many people bring knives on dates.
Communists don't play Minecraft.
They play Ourcraft.
What did Michael Jackson say when dinner was ready? Ea-ea-eat.
Why can't Juice WRLD hit rock bottom?
Because he's too high.
I asked for emotional support. They handed me a mirror and said, "Talk to someone who cares."
I used to be into fitness. But running from my problems got exhausting.
What's the difference between a prostitute and a Democrat? A prostitute will stop screwing you when you run out of money.
"Doctors are just the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too."
My dog is called Syndrome. He jumps up at me and I shout, "Down, Syndrome! Down, Syndrome!"
Roses are red, I need a broom, I just shit all over the bathroom.
I said I’m losing my mind. My friend said, “You didn’t have much to begin with.”
Rip Juice WRLD.
What does Michael Jackson say when it gets hot?
He-he-eat!
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting c—
MOO!
What's the difference between a sheet and a baby?
One of them is really loud when you iron it.
My first time sex was like buying my first used, crappy car.
I didn't want it, but Dad gave it to me anyway.
On September 11, 2001, I was in geometry class.
On that day, we learned you can remove one side of a pentagon by intersecting it with a plane.
I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.
Sometimes, you've got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun.