Worst Jokes Ever

Why did the telemarketer cross the road?

I don't know.

I don't know either, but I hope there was a car coming.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue, you look like a donkey, and smell like one, too.

Roses are red. Watches are gold. Get on your knees and do what you're told.

I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.

I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"

She said, "He was a little tardy."

I replied to her, "I thought they all were."

Haters are hating. I'm still alluring, but I couldn't give a fuck cus this site is dying and boring.

Which animal has the largest chest? A Z-bra.

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Because the “P” is silent.

Roses are dead. violets are dying. Outside I'm smiling. Inside I'm crying.

What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?

Somewhere over the rainbow.

WORLDWIDE RAP: Takin’ a Battery Park tour in Calgary, a Mali rapport and a factory in Lahore in an Annapolis store, Calgary's core, went to Nairobi’s floor and visited Valerie Moore, then bought some Shanghai decor and got salaries in Seoul’s war, studied the Vatican’s lore, wanted to see Manhattan’s allure and visit the Galilee shore to check Napoli’s score, a tragedy in Warsaw, Palmyra before, check out the cavalry corps, went to a Bali resort, a Madrid encore but had to take a Hackney detour.

What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?

"Somewhere Over the Rainbow" by Harold Arlen.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Look at me again,

It will be the end of you.

What did Cinderella say to Prince Charming?

"Want to see if it fits?"

Why isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll?

Ken came in another box.

What did the horse say after it tripped?

Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You smell like shit. And you look like it too.

I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.

I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"

She said, "She was a little tardy."

I asked her, "I thought they all were."

What's the difference between George Floyd and Joe Biden?

They both talk like they're on fent.

WJE officially a gone memory.

Why did the weatherman’s cheeks turn pink?

He saw the climate change.