Why do orphans always have the newest iPhone?
Because it doesn’t have a home button
The definition of the word Disappointment means running into a wall with a boner and breaking your nose.
What's the difference between a salad and a baby? People don't usually scream when you shake around a salad.
What words black people can't say? "Thanks for your help, officer"
What's the difference between your new girlfriend and a tornado? At first, there is a lot of blowing and then your house will be gone
Why is there no medication in Africa? Because doctors advised you don't take it on an empty stomach.
How do you make a dishwasher work again? Smack her ass and say "get back to work!"
What’s the best part about being a circumcision doctor? The pay is good and you also get to keep the tips
What do you call a group of rappers stuck in TRAFFIC?
A cypher-circle
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What’s a rapper’s favorite MARTIAL ART?
Punchlines
What's the difference between me and my mate...
I left my dad, while hers left with their friend Cancer
Why do orphans cause trouble at school?
So the teachers will call their parents.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They drop FIRE TRACKS
Slavery is like Pokémon you gotta catch them all
What'd the farmer say when a coyote killed and ate his rooster?
NO, YOU ATE MY COCK!!!
With the sentence "Die in hell" you can buy shoes in Germany
The fool says in his brain "there is a god".
I’ve been munching away on these new tic tacs recently and honestly, they are really good. It’s a little strange how they came in a bottle labeled “Ibuprofen” though, and really, I’m starting to feel a little sick. The bottle’s almost empty tho, so it’s time to get some more!
What does the initials MAD stand for? Mothers Against Democrats
