What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1.
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Who were the greenest Presidents in US history? The bushes.
I only seem to get sick on weekdays. I must have a weekend immune system
After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music? Because he had a ton of sick beets.
if at first you don't succeed - blame it on the patriarchy
What does a paleontologist and woke people have in common? They both enjoy digging up the past
Unfortunately NASCAR has been cancelled. The woke people heard that it was a human traffic ring
Welcome to alexs orphanage, you make em, we take em.
Why should you never make height jokes about dwarfs?
It goes right over their head
What’s something you can say in a grocery store and in bed Thanks for coming
I don’t like to make jokes around dwarfs Simply because they look up to me
Whats the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Their kneecaps.
What is jimmy saviles favourite roblox game?
undress to impress
How do we know Cinderella is a virgin?
Because she runs away from balls.
Whats a prostitutes favourite snack? Skittles. They love to taste the rainbow.
At the job interview, they asked me, “Where do you see yourself in five years?” I told him, “I think we’ll still be using mirrors in five years.”
Ever since we started quarantining, I've only been telling inside jokes.
Why was 2019 afraid of 2020? Because they had a fight and 2021.
Today I’m attaching a light to the ceiling, but I’m afraid I’ll probably screw it up.
