Worst Jokes Ever

What's a joke that an orphan has never heard before?

A dad joke.

What’s the hardest part about being a pedophile?

Fitting in.

Why do Arabs hate chess?

Because the queen is allowed to move freely.

Your mother is so fat that her BMI (Body Mass Index) exceeds 40, therefore classifying her as morbidly obese.

(Note: this joke is not one of the worst jokes ever because it is obscene or offensive; it’s just a bad joke.) Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they’re dead.

Me: *posts random joke about a duck*

That one guy in the comment section for no reason: "Shut the f*uck up you dumb b*tch you are a piece of sh*t you..."

That other guy in the comment section: "That’s actually offensive to ducks."

Bro it’s a joke...

Why is my sister horny? It's because she loves my dick.

What does a Chinese man say to his partner when having sex?

"Ching Chong Soc Mai Ding Dong"

You're not completely useless. You can always be used as a bad example.

I ate a sock yesterday. It was very time-consuming.

What does an Arab prostitute say?

"Bomb my pussy!"

You’re so ugly, I can see why your dad left now.

I play saxophone, and I like to tell everyone I am a registered s/o (short for saxophone operator) in hopes of one day starting a jazz band, but now everyone looks at me weird, and when I go to house parties to perform, everyone hides their children, but little do they know I LOVE children. For some reason, I got multiple restraining orders because I said, “I want to touch the kids so they can one day become musicians themselves... like Michael Jackson.” I have then since moved from my hometown to Florida, where I can meet up with other s/o’s, and surprisingly, they have similar stories to me, but they say they have never even touched a saxophone, but they do like touching kids, which I’m all down for, just me and my buddies showing the new youth their abilities.

Update: i figured out what they meant by s/o is not the same as my s/o :(