Worst Jokes Ever
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A vegan and a transgender jump off a cliff to see who will hit the bottom first.
Who wins?
Society.
If a man and a woman need a marriage license to get married, does a lesbian couple need a liquor license to get married?
Tell your mom I don't like waiting in queues.
Been single for a couple of years and then I met this Muslim girl. She soon put the spark back into things.
Why was Helen Keller so bad at driving?
Because she's a woman.
My first thought when I read Betty Pear's obituary was, "Thank God for Alzheimer's!"
If you're ever in need of a punching bag, just go to your local Alzheimer's unit.
They'll forget you were there in like three minutes.
Apparently there was a woman from Australia who had sex with 500 men in one day.
That's like a real life "Your mom" joke.
How to escape your black school teacher in detention?
(Easy)
Turn off the lights!
What do you call a Greek necrophiliac?
Con Fuckacarcass.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find Homeplate.
Yo momma's so fat, her shirt size has more X's than Taylor Swift.
If a man and a woman need a marriage license to get married, does a lesbian couple need a liquor license to get married?
Your hairline is so far gone that you could build a runway.
If your parachute fails midair, remember, you have the rest of your life to fix it.
Q. What do you call a biracial kid in a vegetative state?
A. A mixed vegetable.
Q. What do you call a rich person who is in a vegetative state?
A. A loaded potato.
Why did Santa stop at three ho's?
Ms. Claus caught him.
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