Yours jokes
Your mum. That's all I need to say.
Shut your goofy ahh mouth!
So you decide one day to ask your son if he wants to f**k, do you do it for 3 hours, then you realize how will I explain another pregnancy to my sterile husband?
How do orphan jokes start?
Checking your shoulder.
You're so skinny, if you take a bath you look like you're in an ocean. 🛀🏊♂️
Me: Hey, have you seen my butt?
Him: No, have you seen where it is?
Me: Maybe here on your private part hehe.
Him: *dumps my head on the toilet* HAVE YOU SEEN YOUR ASS NOW, PERVERT?
Your forehead is so big a whole state could fit on it.
You know the only way to win is you have to actually planet.
Papyrus: Sans, your jokes are bad!
Sans: I don’t care; I got thick skin.
Your mama is so skinny that when she went to go outside, the slightest breeze flew her all the way to New Mexico.
Your mama so fat, she filled up Minecraft's block limit! lol XD
Two brothers were arguing. One went: "You're an idiot!"
The other went: "Your brother's a mother!"
He replied: "Yeah, I know. Thanks for agreeing with me."
Oof, you're gay!
You’ll need a bib when you’re done eating my ribs.
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Your love life.
Me: Hey you trashy pig woman, go in the toilet or lay on the grass where you belong.
Trashy pig woman: Why?
Me: Because you smell like fart and you're pretty much just a turd with lips.
Your name is so damn retarded you got sent to the animal farm.
Your mom walked into a bar and broke all the furniture.
What did I say to my friend, "Job, your new name is Jojo Siva?"
What did I say to my friend? "Job, your new name is Jojo Siwa."