Yours jokes
I like trees when they are firmly stuck in a hole. PS, your hole.
Me: You know your parents were very good people.
Orphan: Wow, I didn’t know that.
Me: I know, you're an orphan.
Doctor: “You’ll be at peace soon.”
Man: “Am I dying?”
Doctor: “No, your wife is.”
I said to the orphan, "Do you want me to take you to your family? Oh wait..."
Kid: I need help!
Mom: Help your balls.
If your wife says: “What would you most like to do to my body?” “Identify it” is the wrong answer.
Why have sex when you can perv on your neighbor's grandma!
The highest praise my wife gave to me was when she told me, "The best feminine attribute on your body as a woman would be your p🍆nis." 🥰
Your forehead is so big that NASA went to discover Mars, but then they said, "Oops, wrong planet. Mars is smaller than this, we will discover it later."
Your mom is so fat, she played bowling with the planets.
You're adopted, that's why your mom or dad never came back with the milk!
Hi, my name is Moo, what is your name? Moo.
Badminton: Your breath is so bad that you have to take a mint before you go on Fortnite.
What do my cock and money have in common?
Your mom.
You tell your dad what one plus one is and he says five. You forgot that your dad's brain is on the floor.
Never mind if I told you, it would go straight through your head.
"Beast Boy Four"
You're so ugly, your mother thought about setting you up for adoption.
What did a Jedi say to Darth Vader? "You're not my father, I am yours!"
You're so weak, someone breathed on you and you flew away!
When your wife takes 30 minutes to get ready.
Me: Takes five minutes.
Me: Hun, you done yet?