Yours jokes
We were talking about ancient ruins last week, so I said they can ruin your day!
If you're ever bored, jump on Vedanta, what is he going to do, tell his parents? (He probably will.)
I'm sorry for your loss.
It is going tibia okay.
Man 1: You look like Scott Cawthon.
Man 2: I'm gonna put your dick in a Coffin!
Man 3: Me first!
What did Bob the police officer say to his chest?
"You're under a vest."
Your mama is so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.
What goes with chips?
Not your cheese.
What did one arm say to the other? "What is your address?"
What did the policeman say to his belly button?
You're under a vest!
If you're ever bored, hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What's the difference between Axne and a priest??
One waits till you're 13 to come on your face.
Say hi to outer space. Hi, now say how are you doing to the moon. Hi, how are you doing? Why are you wasting your time? XD lol
I told my wife she was lousy in bed.
She replied, "I guess you have been seeing your ex-girlfriend, uh?"
What is a good night's sleep? I love it when you walk home and walk walk home from school. Was your time I had dinner night night? Dinner night, is it fun for me? I o I had dinner.
You're so small you went hand gliding on a Dorito!
What's one thing you can say about your house, but not your girlfriend?
I hope you're an organ donor so your organs can go to someone who deserves them.
You're so ugly that when The Oh Hellos saw you, they were like "Oh Bye!"
Your hairline is so far back that not even God knows about it.
I want a bigger couch.
Why? You're going to be in the kitchen most of the time anyway.