Yours jokes

I was bullying a little kid for having a purple eye and said, "Where'd you get that? Your mom? Your dad?"

After that, everyone in my group was laughing at the kid. The next day I never saw him again.

If your butt hurts real bad, put some vapor rub and booty cream on it so it can heal back to normal.

I said I was going to my flat. I really meant your girl.

Your mama is so funny looking that when the doctor called her, he said, "Never visit me again. I hope you die!"

Yo mama is so old, when I told her to act her age, she died.

I was at work and then a little kid came up to me and she said, "What happened to all the parents?" She sounded so confused, so I told her, "It's only yours, kid, they left you on purpose." She cried. I felt bad for a second and thought, oh well, time to get back to my job at the orphanage.

If you're ever bored just fuck some orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Your mom is so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mom to move out of the way.

Are you fin-ished with your work?

I'll break your bones, b*tch.

Did you get your phone from the desert? No wonder why your texts are always so dry.

Tell an emo, "Do you get jealous when your phone dies?"

Me: What do we need from there? I have a few things to do before I head out to the store, and then I will be home to pick up the stuff.

Random person: What stuff? 🤨

Me: What?

The person: You said you’re going to pick up “the stuff”!!! What do you mean by that?!

Me: Colourful flamingo fart.

Sonic says if you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

Nina, you better run to hell. You're going there anyway!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You don't be mean to Alex!!!!!!!!!!! He is sweet, kind, loving, and protective!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your forehead is built like the Indian flag.

If you're ever bored, just slap an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?

Your mother.

Your mom's a whore, and so are you!

You have two parts of [your] brain, "left" and "right". In the left side, there's nothing right. In the right side, there's nothing left.