Yours jokes
Q: What did the little girl say to her leper daddy?
A: "Oops, I got your nose!"
What is your favorite name?
The bully: You're gay.
The nerd: I am.
The bully: Yeah.
The nerd: Then what are you?
Your hairline is so long it reaches your toes.
What did Jupiter say to Uranus? Hey, I can see your Uranus from here!
You're so fat, you caused the Titanic to sink!
When a kindergarten teacher asks a kid to sing the alphabet, he said "ab3defg." The teacher said, "Do you like 3D?" He said, "Yeah." The teacher yelled, "Okay, do you have a 3DS?" He said yes. The teacher goes into his bag and says, "Say ABCs or your 3DS will be destroyed." He says, "ab3defghijlmnopqrs." "Oh, he learned well." The teacher threw the 3DS out the window. The kid gets it, and it still works. Then he googles ABCs. It goes to YouTube and says, "abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz." The teacher is proud of the 3DS. The class went home telling parents.
Your mom gay.
Peter: *curses*
Sam: Wow, do you kiss your mom with that mouth?
Peter: Jokes on you, I don't have a mom.
Tony: *having a heart attack* AFSJDHFKJJD Peter, we talked about this!!!
Guy: Hi, how was your day today?
Woman: Good!
Guy: *Well I can’t ask her out cause she’s pregnant*
Guy: How many months pregnant are you?
Woman: What to you mean?!?! Also, I’m not pregnant.
Your hairline.
Weed: *gets hit by his own power*
Cop: Wait, shouldn’t you be resistant to your own element?
Weed: Are you resistant to bullets when you shoot a gun?
Imagine a dragon 🤔.
Imagine me dragging these nuts across your face.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Mother!
Mother who?
It's your mother.
What does a blind man and your dick have in common?
They both can’t get up without a dog.
How many kids does it take to change a light bulb? Apparently not 343,646 because my basement is still as dark as yours.
Oh Sans, you're such a bonehead! Sorry if that joke was jaw-breaking! LOL.
Your hairline is still missing, even Dora can’t explore it!
You’re so short, you must need a ladder to reach your advice and dreams.
American people: We will throw your teabags in the ocean!
British: At least our towers didn’t fall. 😎