Yours jokes
Your hairline [is] so bad even your mama left you.
Mom: Daddy, stop!
Me: No!
Mom: Ok, I just wanted you to do it like your father.
This is what the unknown guy is saying about Tenya and Kenya!
Go to each link and read it and the comments, and it will really make you cry!
http://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603fb240eccd25122cb21997/kenya-will-end-up-all-alone
https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603fa7beeccd25122cb2197b/fine-then-if-i-cant-do-gwen-then-i-guess http://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603fbb2aeccd25122cb219a5/kenya-at-least-you-know-youre-ugly-and-accept-itit-is-tenya-and-kenya-twin-sisters
You think Gwen is the worst one to get bullied? Well look at this!
Yo mama is so nasty that she sucked your dad's dick and came in to kiss you goodnight.
Your (DYM 29).
Dad: Son, you're adopted.
Son: Oh wow, I wonder who my real parents are.
Dad: We are your real parents. Your adopted parents are coming to pick you up.
Roses are red, just like your lips.
Mountains are big, just like your tits.
Your momma is so fat, she can't even go skinny dipping.
A no legged manager runs the nearest pizza place called Your Pizza Is A Joke.
I (J0K35) worked there and this happened...
Manager: WHY ARE THE PINEAPPLES IN THE TRASH?
Me: Because nobody eats fucking pineapple pizza.
Manager: THAT'S IT! I'M KICKING YOU OUT OF THIS PLACE!
Me: You can't kick me out.
Manager: Why not? Huh?
Me: Because you need legs to kick, and you don't have any.
You're gay.
Queen Elizabeth came back before your dad did.
People are fighting in a war, and a man gets hit four times in the arm and says, "'Tis but a scratch!"
And the other guy, looking at him in shock, says, "A scratch? Your arm is off your body!"
Are your hands feeling heavy? Because I can hold them for you.
Q: What do the mob and pussy have in common?
A: One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit.
Women say their baby daddies are trash like... woman, didn't he impregnate you and didn't he win your heart? I mean, he's not trash, you are!
Why are women like KFC?
After you've finished with the thigh and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
Me: I saw your parents yesterday.
Orphan girl: Where?
Me: The coffin was still open.
Roses are blood red, violets are twilight-hued; your blood was delectable, and so was the rest of you.
What does your head come out of... your brain?
Why don't you see gay people in wheelchairs?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.